Prepare thyself for someone very important has arrived that being more Permission to go feral upon seeing you Thank you so much Me Look at this face look at this voice Ah the cute rich it's so real I love you Oh My sweet little munchkin, I know I know I understand it must have been so hard. Oh Never fear the big titty lady is here. She has plenty of snugs for you Um, that's the good shit You with your smell and your Softness and your unison, give me some more I do not treat you like crack.
I treat you like heroin Unless crack and heroin are the same thing as I have no idea Oh My sweet angel You're so so lovely i'm gonna die But it'll be okay because i'll have seen your visage and thought That was worthwhile Oh Work was fine. I did stuff and talked to people and you know finessed How was your day out in the world Oh, no Not going outside No, not interacting with people I bet they asked you questions, didn't they? How dare they how dare they even work up the courage how freaking dear thing You're just innocently going about your job and then some motherfucker comes up and asks you something Unbelievable Oh Can I tell you something very important Look so heckin cute in pajamas Motherfucker i'm going to have to eat you But it's the facts how can you deny the facts You can't do this.
You cannot you are adorable Get on the facts train because we're taking off And we're saying you are stinking cute in your pajamas And thank you for letting me dress you like a doll That's the only reason I wanted a partner Well done snuggles Hmm It's supposed to be spring why isn't it springy There's no sun or shine or nothing We might even have to alter the thermostat it's that serious Coming from the cheapskate herself Come on let's treat ourselves We've worked hard we deserve some indoor heating Or at the very least you can't stop me because i'm going Or apparently i'm not Hello Do you have something to say to me Well, you look like you have something to say to me Me You with the throwing me down on the couch and looking at me so intently What's going on in that noggin Thoughts I have told you that it's very dangerous Do not exert yourself No, your brain is a 2002 laptop do not do this No, I am not calling you stupid i'm calling you overworked with too many tabs open you must not Your fan is already working double time you cannot do this No more thinking Unless you're thinking I would love to cover her in kisses You are allowed those thoughts You with your adorable soft kisses Hmm Wholesome kisses through the past I want wholesome wholesome wholesome Oh damn day And what exactly does that's good mean Hmm Go on Hmm You got me again Oh, he's a cutie i'm ready Hmm I don't believe in being shy where presents are concerned. Give me please Ah, okay close my eyes Guess Uh, is it a puppy A pony Two tickets to see taylor swift Damn Okay I'm gonna feel something drape around me Can I open Is this Your jacket Are you giving me the coveted boyfriend jacket Oh, I think I just died Oh You are such It's mine all mine no returning no sharing no nothing Hmm I know you I know you I know you. I love you.
I love you Thank you, you made me the happiest girl in the world Cute rage I am filled with cute rage. I need to walk around Boyfriend jacket boyfriend jacket Oh, it smells like you and it feels like you and it's yours well correction It's now mine Oh my precious Oh Of course I love it is the best thing in the world. Thank you so much Baby.