Listener has misplaced her charger cable, and you offer to help. You can thank a 3am spider sighting.
Did you want me to? Okay, okay, I'm taking my shirt off. Wanna be on top? You really were in the middle of it, huh? It's already in everything.
What? I can't take my pants off? Oh, but you can.
Yes, you definitely can. Please do. Are red boxes too sexy for you? Is this what you were thinking of? Me lying on your bed half-naked looking up at you? That's hardly fair.
Let me take yours off too. Are you wearing boxes under your pants too? At least take your shirt off.
No touching? How can I help you if I can't touch? Oh, God.
Oh, fuck. You're such a tease. Now, can I take your shirt off? And your pants? Okay, okay, no touching.
Then, take them off for me. You're definitely not wearing boxes. You're beautiful.
You know that, right? Every inch of you. No, don't cover up.
Let me see you. Whoa. Just look at that body of yours.
You've been hitting the gym. Yet, you're not bulky. Oh, no, no, no.
I like not bulky girls. See, it's more athletic. Just my type.
Look how smooth your skin is too. Just feel that. Did you plan on matching bra and panties today? You sure you want this? I know we're both sexually frustrated.
But if you don't want to, we don't have to. I mean, we could just help each other in other ways. Do I have to spell everything out for you? I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
If you don't want to have sex, I'm fine with that. So long as we take care of each other. Of course I want to have sex with you.
God, I've wanted to ever since you made me dinner that one time when I was sick. And that other time when you wore that red dress for your friend's birthday. And the other time you had that date with.
.. What was that guy's name? The guy you worked with.
Yeah, him. I didn't like him. Because you came home all upset.
Look, I didn't ask what happened because it's none of my business. But God, you looked so hot that night. And I wasn't that guy.
I mean, I wasn't the one taking you out. I would have treated you right. Let me take care of you.
And please, take care of me too. No, this isn't close to what I imagined. Well, for starters, I never really thought I'd be under you.
No, it's not a masculine thing or whatever. I just. ..
I'd rather be able to see more of you at any given moment. And being under you doesn't afford such a great view. But.
.. You've proven me wrong. That's right.
Straddle me. Is this where you want me? Under you? For now, it's alright.
But I'd like to be on top at some point. I mean, do you have a preference? Holy.
.. God, you're not making this easy. Do you have a favorite position or anything? Yes.
We're going to talk about this. If we're going to have sex. You are torturing me right now.
You and your sexy hips. I can't think straight. Where do you want me to touch you? Here? Take my hands.
Show me what to do. Can I take your bra off? I don't care about that.
See? You're gorgeous. I mean it.
Really? You're so soft. And smooth.
No. Don't try and justify why I wouldn't think you're sexy. Or attractive.
Or so goddamn hot. Grinding against me to hide your embarrassment isn't going to work. Or maybe it will.
What else did you think of doing to me? Oh, this? Is this exactly what you pictured? Do you usually use a toy? Or your fingers? Well, I guarantee that I'd be better than either.
You're making it harder than I've been in a very long time. This is what you do to me every time I see you in just the right light. Or a certain angle.
Or even when you just pick something off a table. Or even just laugh. Fuck.
There have been so many moments where I catch myself just staring at you. Wondering. Wondering how you would feel against me.
How I would feel in you. Ugh. Please tell me you're ready for me.
I don't know how much more I can take. Because I will rip those panties off you. Ugh.
Oh, you enjoy teasing me that much? You're not playing fair. Ugh.
Oh, motherfucker. Fuck. No.
Nope. Panties off. Now.
Come here. You know, you didn't answer my question earlier about what your favorite position was. So we're gonna do one of mine.
Lay on your back. And let's just take these off. You've made quite the mess, haven't you? Can I taste you? Do you mind? Lift your leg.
Yeah, right on my shoulder. Yeah, right on my shoulder. That's fine.
Man, you are nice and wet. Man, you taste fucking good down here. You taste so good.
No, no, no. That's fine. Please, grab my hair.
No. Wrap your legs around my waist. Comfortable? A bit closer to the edge.
Yeah, your bed's just the right height. Okay. Hey, look at me.
You sure you want this? Good. Move your leg here.
Yeah, is that okay? Yeah. Oh, fuck.
Okay. Okay. I'm not moving.
Take your time. I can't help it. Good.
Do you want me to pull out? Yeah? No, it's fine.
Hold me and guide me in. I won't move. I don't want to hurt you.
Don't hurt yourself either. I know we're both pretty impatient right now, but. ..
Yeah. We're both really wet. Motherfucker.
Oh, God. That's it. You're so tight.
Nice and slow. Press into me. Take me deeper.
There. Right there. Good.
Oh, God, you feel so tight, sweetheart. Oh, God, baby, I don't think. ..
Oh, God, you're too tight. What? Why are you laughing? Thanks.
I mean, I don't think my voice is sexy, but if you think so. .. You liar.
So you have hurt me. And here I thought I was being sneaky and. ..
No. What? Really? You were standing outside my door.
You were standing outside my door. Oh, God. No hiding behind your pillow.
How are we both embarrassed in the middle of sex? You know, I can feel that. You squeeze me a little every time you laugh.
Yeah, you do. That's it. Right there.
Oh, yeah, take it, baby. Take it. Who cares about the neighbors? I want to hear you.
Let me hear you. Bite me. Scratch me.
Dig your nails into me. I don't care. Just use me.
Use all of me. Oh, yeah. Oh, you can.
.. Man, you're dripping like a faucet right now.