😈 Your Personal Demon 😈 (F4M) (Sassy Demoness) (Corrupting You) (Playful & Teasing) (Dark Humour)

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What's up? Can a demon girl come up in your crib? I missed you too, baby.

No, I'm sorry. It's not in the contract or stuck with me. Oh, come on now, it's not so bad.

You know, some demons aren't even that cute. I mean, I've at least got that going for me, right? I don't know how your mama raised you, but it's not polite to swat sexy demonic beings.

Besides, you really gotta work on that right hook. Aren't there anything that just annoyed me? We'll work on that.

So, how can I lead you to the dark side today? Maybe I can fill you with anxiety. A little bit of depression.

Or maybe just some childhood trauma and shame. That's always good. Well, whatever gets the job done.

So, how are you? You're so cute when you try and run away from me. Where are you going? Sweetheart, you're not listening.

That's the ugliness of me. Well, at least on the inside, where it counts. Oh, come on, that was funny.

You really have to work on your sense of humor. It's always been a weakness. That's why you're so defensive.

I mean, no one's a harsher critic than you. Of course you are. What do you think you're getting? I've been with you since you came out of your mom's.

.. Touchy. God.

You're gonna have to get used to female anatomy some point or another. I mean, you do like girls, right? At least I didn't obey me mother's saying.

And you're trying to get away. Where are you going? Come back here.

We have so much more torment to inflict on you today. Honey! You can run, but you can't escape mental illness.

And what's a demon if not that? Oh, come, come, come, come, come. I should be, like, part of the furniture by now.

I mean, let's face it, you've always had a penchant for self-destruction and hatred. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, that is all your own work, my beautiful little human.

No. That I couldn't possibly take credit for. Influences, yes.

Thought cycles, most definitely. But you? You're your own worst enemy.

And I love you so much for it. It makes my job so much easier. You know, like, I have to report in with the other demons and they're like, So, how did you corrupt? And it's like, Corrupt? My guy is just, like, there.

You're sulking. Come on, it was a compliment. I mean, you make my life so much easier.

I'm really grateful. I haven't had a human this easy in about. ..

a few hundred years. The last one I had was a nun, but she was plagued with the most lecherous of thoughts. She used to have the most vivid dreams.

Thinking about it, that was actually quite fun. Oh, no, she never gave in. Far too stubborn.

She simply lived a life of shame and regret. Not my finest work, but what are you gonna do? Some sentries are just like, Meh, I'm only in it for the souls.

But, lucky for you, I got my energy back. Isn't that great? I can find all sorts of ways to torment, lead you astray.

It's gonna be so much fun. Will you stop pushing me away? You're kinda turning me on.

Dammit, I gave away the lust game too quick. Fine, it wasn't turning me on, but it was funny to look at your face. I like you.

You're one of my favorite humans. I'll probably be a little bit annoyed when you die. So, I suppose it's even more reason to enjoy what we have now.

So, what's on the agenda? Oh, hell no. I go where you go, buddy.

Think of me as a part of you. And a wanted part, but still a part. Kind of like a tumor.

Mm-hmm. A devilishly sexy tumor. So, shall we get going? Ah, going to work.

Mmm, such simple, sweet lives you humans lead. Oh, I'm sorry. What's funny is you guys lead, like, really complicated, miserable lives.

Oh, come on. I meant everybody, not just you. My guy, you gotta stop taking things so personally.

I'm a demon. It's in my. ..

I was gonna say blood, but I don't actually think we have any. No, I don't think we do. It's in my.

.. essence. Yeah.

My dark, twisted, black essence. Oh, I always wanted a cooler demon voice. But then I realized men were more corruptible through sex, and.

.. Yeah. I'm afraid titties be cool voice, so, you know.

Everyone's gotta make sacrifices in the workplace. God, how do you humans do this all the day, all the walking and the talking and the considering other people's feelings? I might take a nap.

You don't seem to be doing anything that interesting anyway. What? Hold up.

What's this I see before me? A pretty woman? This should be fun.

My, my, my, my, my. Isn't she just beautiful? Nice hair, gorgeous eyes, and oh my god.

Check out those puppies. Don't blame me, you're the one staring. Remember, where your eyes go, I go.

They are hyper-bare. Oh, I love how weak humans are. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and she's coming over.

You ready for this? And initiating inability to speak in three, two, one. My god, what was that? You sound like an idiot.

Okay, that's enough. Say hi before she thinks you're simple. That's a good little dumbass.

Now, let's have a closer look at this tight little body. My, my, my. Such curvature.

Oh god, I forgot how hot you and women are. You're totally worth coming down here for. Oh, and isn't that lovely? Such a forearm-fitting pencil skirt.