Your Partner Puts On Cat Ears [M4A] [Cat Ears] [Cuddling] [Comfort] [Sleep Aid]

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Hey, uh, baby, are you almost done with the dishes? Ah, uh, right, um, when you're done, um, would you mind coming to the living room? No, no, no, nothing, nothing's wrong.

It's, um, honestly, it's nothing important at all. I just, I do have a little surprise for you. I am not hiding behind a wall.

No, I'm not. I mean, if anything, you're hiding in the kitchen because I can't see you. Like I said, it's a surprise.

But if you hurry up and finish the dishes, you'll be able to see it sooner. Then you better hurry up. Oh, wait, wait.

Uh, before you come in, I want you to close your eyes. Just, just do it, all right? Right, okay, good, good.

Now, before I show you the surprise, I, uh, I just wanted to, um, I just want to explain a bit, I guess. No, no, no, it's not like that. I, I just, I really just don't want to make myself look stupid, okay? I appreciate that, but just let me explain, okay? Because I do not know how you're going to react to this, and I really want to make sure you're ready.

All right, so, uh, you know how we're watching all those cute cat videos last night? Yeah, you were getting all sad because you love cats, but you're like super allergic to them. And you kept saying how you wanted a cat to hold and pet and cuddle.

And, you know, I love you, and I really hate seeing you sad, so I, uh. .. What? No, no, no, no way.

Baby, I love you, and I know you want a cat. But I am not going to get you a cat, no matter how much you beg. You are allergic to them, and no matter how many times you say that you can't handle the symptoms, we are not getting a cat.

Because you get all red and itchy when you're around cats, and you can't live your life being red and itchy all the time. No, baby, you cannot. Oh, come on, baby, we've talked about this.

I know, I know, you really wanted a cat. But with how bad your allergies are, it won't work. That's why I, uh.

.. No, no, it's just. ..

I'm starting to think this is such a stupid idea. God, it's a really stupid idea. Forget I said anything.

This was, like, really dumb. Wait, wait, no, no, no, don't move your hands! Yeah, they're cat ears.

I. .. I don't know, I thought that.

.. Hey, quit. ..

quit laughing. Seriously, I just. ..

I thought it was gonna be a good idea, alright? No, you know what? Fine.

You keep laughing, I'm just. .. I'm just gonna take a nap.

Come on, babe, don't hug me while you're still laughing. I'm already embarrassed enough. Yeah, sure.

You were just caught off guard. Yeah, I totally believe you. Sure, I totally haven't heard that one before.

Really? Really? Do you mean that? Do you really think they look cute on me? Baby, you're so sweet.

You. .. you really think I look good with these cat ears? You're not.

.. you're not pranking me, right? Okay, okay, I got.

.. I got the message. God, you like the cat ears, okay? Oh, come on.

No, quit kissing me before I suffocate from your affection. Come on, baby, look at this. I'm pushing your face away while you're trying to kiss me.

God, I'm basically the perfect cat experience already. Yeah? I mean.

.. You know, the curtains are looking pretty damn climbable right about now. Yeah, I bet I could do it.

If you really think I need to act more like a cat. Okay, okay, okay. The curtains are safe.

At least for now. What? I'm just a cute little cat.

Can't blame me for whatever trouble I cause. Because I'm too cute for that. I mean, look at me.

I'm adorable. How could you ever look at my cute face and my cute cat ears and be mad? Even just looking at you.

.. I can tell how much you want to pick me up and squeeze out a big hug and kiss my face all over. Oh, yeah? Sure you don't? Look at me and my fluffy little cat ears.

Can't tell me that you don't find me irresistible? Oh, come on. You know you do.

You know you want to pet me. I mean, of course you can. For tonight, I'm your kitty cat.

So you can pet me as much as you want. Yeah, whatever you want. I mean, was there something you had in mind? I mean, well, I'm not entirely sure I can fit in your lap like a cat could.

But I'll totally cuddle you as much as you want. Maybe I could lay my head in your lap? You know, so you can pet my head.

Would that work? Perfect. Come on, get on the couch and get comfortable.

Yeah, yeah, right there is fine. Okay, I'm just gonna lie down right here so I can lay my head on your lap like this. Purr.

God, your thighs are so comfy. Yeah, like a soft, warm, fluffy pillows. A purrfect place for cuddles in a nap.

Okay, I'll stop, I'll stop. But yeah, a cat nap. I can just snuggle up to you like this and sleep right here while you pet me.

Baby, that's your cute dad. I want you to pet me. Pet me.

Give me head scritches. I demand it. Because I'm an adorable little kitty and I demand affection.

So you must give me affection, right? That's how this works? Yeah, exactly how it works.

Now pet me. Please? Yeah, just like that.

A little more to the side. Yeah, behind the ears. No, not the cat ears, silly.

Yeah, right there. Hey, baby. Um, cute little kitty cats need kisses just as much as they need pets.

So you do need to give me kisses too. Yeah, you do? Okay, look at me.

Look at my cat ears and my adorable pout. You need to give me kisses. You know you need to.

Oh, come on. I demand it. Succumb to your instinct to shower me with love and affection.

Meow meow. See? No, you can't resist my adorableness.

Hey, wait. You can't just attack me with kisses like this. Oh, no.

Oh, it's too much affection. You're gonna smother me with love. Okay, no.

Seriously, don't make me do that little cat paw smack thing. Yeah, yeah, swatting. Oh, come on, quit with your affection or I'll swat you.

Except for those nose kisses. I like those a lot. Yeah, like when you kiss the tip of my nose.

That was really cute. Really like that. Yeah, just like that.

Oh, hi. One sec, let me scoot up a bit. My neck's a bit uncomfortable like this.

Yeah, yeah, that's a lot better. That's a lot better. Oh, are you petting me again? It really is like an instinct for you right now, huh? Petting my hand like I'm a cat.

Yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess I am your cat, huh? You look so happy right now.

Petting me while playing with my cat ears. Gosh, you're so fucking adorable. Yeah, very.

F-word. Adorable. Gosh, you're smiling so much and your eyes have this happy sparkle in them when you look at me.

Not to mention that you keep giving me kisses, which. .. Which is something I'll never complain about.

Yeah. Never get tired of kissing you. Or those perfect scritches.

Seriously, these are amazing. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.