After a night out with your friends, you come back home late in the night to your apartment to find your roommate fully drunk sitting on the floor. It doesn't help that him looking drunk makes him look even hotter than he already does, but after he calls you over to him, he confesses something you would never expect from him...
Hey roomie, I see you're finally home. I'm sorry I'm late. Am I drunk? Maybe.
I might have went through your little sake stash or whatever the fuck we've got. Oh boy, it's not like it would have fucking mattered anyway since you were out with your little envoy toy anyways. Oh, you know who I'm fucking talking about, that guy you've been talking to and hanging out with for the past few weeks.
So, where'd you go tonight? You had to leave me all alone. I mean, I knew you were a fucking nerd, but I didn't expect you to be the kind of person to go to that kind of place.
Alright, alright, you're not a fucking nerd, I only said that because you fucking watch your anime and all that shit, you're not a nerd, baby boy, you're not a nerd. What'd I call you? If only I remembered.
Is it cold in here? Why does it feel cold? It's fine.
I like the cold. It feels nice on my skin. It's getting warmer.
Why does it feel… You don't mind if I take off my shirt, right? Well, you're going to have to be fine with it because I'm going to do it anyway, so… That's so much fucking better. Why do you keep staring at me, Rumi? Anyways, what did you guys do tonight? Did you go out to eat? Did you just hang out? Did you guys fuck or something? Oh, you guys didn't do it? That's surprising.
What was his thing down there? That small? You haven't seen it? Okay, okay.
I bet your mind's probably bigger than his anyways, so… What? It's not like you haven't seen it before, babe. Whatever the situation, you've still seen mine, son.
And I've seen yours. And it's cute, so… You're so tight. It's not that big a deal.
I promise you. Come here. Stop asking so many questions.
Just come here like a good fucking boy, okay? Your body's so warm, you know that? You smell so nice, too.
Did you put on cologne? I like your cologne. It smells nice, you know that? It smells like… It smells like cookies and vanilla.
It suits you. You know, I never fucking liked the guy you've been hanging out with. He always gives me the fucking weird-ass vibes.
I'm telling you, be careful around him. I don't trust him one bit. Plus, I don't like it.
I don't like it when he gets antsy on you when I'm around. Because I just don't fucking like it, okay? Because you're fucking mine, okay? You're my fucking boy.
What? What do you mean, you're my boy? You're my fucking boy.
That's what that means. What? Okay, maybe you might have to deal with the fact that I have a huge-ass fucking crush on you.
Okay, I have a huge fucking crush on you. I have been for the longest time. That's why I fucking hate it when I see him around you.
I fucking hate it when he fucking touches you. He touches what? His fucking mind.
Because you're fucking mine, you know that? You're all flushed, baby. Cute baby boy.
Cute baby boy is all flushed. I just want to kiss your cheek, come on. It's not that big of a deal.
You're cute when you're flushing, you know that? I bet you'd be cuter with your hands above your head and your face down on my sheets. And your ass is up in the air.
It's cold in here. Did you turn the AC on? Come here, come here.
You smell nice. Did you put on cologne or something? I already asked that.
Everything was foggy. Your body's warm, you know that? So, what's your answer? Don't play dumb.
I just fucking confessed to you. What's your answer? You don't know yet? That's fine.
Yeah, that's fine. If you're unsure, then that means I still have a chance, right? Which means I'm just gonna have to step up my game if I'm gonna win you over, babe.
How long have I been liking you? Oh, you already asked that. When did I start liking you? I guess when we first started becoming roommates.
I don't know. I could tell you were in there when I first saw you, but there was something about you that just drew me in.