Your Friend's Southern Mama, pt. 1

Transcript

Oh, hey there, sugar. Come on in. How are ya? Yeah, I think he's upstairs.

What? You don't want to stay down here and hang out with me some? I'm just joshing.

So how's your mom and daddy doing? I haven't talked to them since y'all graduated. And your sister, isn't she graduating soon? Next year? God, time seems to be flying now that y'all are all out of the house.

So how's that university treating you? I know my boy's having some trouble fitting in on campus. Are you? No.

You're always the type to make friends with everyone, huh? Everyone always seemed to just eat you right up, didn't they? Hmm.

Yeah, yeah, head on upstairs. Hey, boys, y'all want anything to drink? Oh, I didn't mean for y'all to come down here.

I would have brought it up to you. I just made some lemonade and sweet tea. We have some water.

We have cokes. Y'all want anything? Honey, stop teasing your cute friend, sugar.

You can have anything you want. You just ask, okay? Oh, hush.

I will not stop calling him cute. He definitely is, after all. You're just jealous because I don't call you cute anymore, you haven't.

You want sweet tea? Yeah, of course, darling. Here you go, sweetie.

You like it? Good. So what are y'all up to today? I know it's spring break, but y'all don't have anywhere to go or anything to do besides interrupting my lazy Tuesday.

Look, I'm just teasing. You know, I love having you here, baby, especially when you bring over friends like this one. Let's swim.

Y'all were thinking about getting in the pool? Well, hell, I was thinking the same thing, but I guess y'all don't want this old lady cramping your style, huh? Oh, you don't mind? Honey, he seems to like the idea of me going for a swim with y'all.

Though, to be honest, I just plan to have a few drinks and lay in the sun for a while. You want to have some drinks with me? Would that be all right with y'all? Good.

All right, how about I throw together a pitcher of margaritas and a plate of fruit, and I'll meet y'all out there after I change, okay? Honey, have you still not learned to knock? I'm trying to get my swimsuit on here.

Oh, oh, hello there. Did you get lost? You know his room's the last one on the right.

Oh, you're not lost. You knew exactly which room you were going in, didn't you? Well, you sure are bold, aren't you? Now, why shouldn't I toss your little ass out right now? Coming in here unannounced, almost catching me in my all-together? Oh, because you think I want you to see me like this? Oh, honey.

You know, maybe I do. Maybe I would like the idea of your eyes roaming all over my naked body, but I know it wouldn't do anything for you, and that's all I'd be interested in anyway. What would I be interested in? What, making you come, of course? Oh, don't get shy on me now, sugar.

You're the one that barged in on me. Mmm, yeah, yeah. You're young, trim, fit.

I bet you're big, and you probably got stamina to outlast me. Oh, honey. You know, maybe I do.

Maybe I would like the idea of your eyes roaming all over my naked body, but I know it wouldn't do anything for you, and that's all I'd be interested in anyway. What would I be interested in? What, making you come, of course? Oh, don't get shy on me now, sugar.

You're the one that barged in on me. Mmm, yeah, yeah. And you probably got stamina to outlast a racehorse.

But see, I'm older. I got a lot of miles on these thighs, a lot of hands that I've gripped onto these hips. But what I've got most is experience, and I'm not sure if that's something you'd be interested in.

You would? Come here. Yeah, I'm serious.

Sit. You ever have a woman straddle you? No.

Not those little girls you run around with at college. A real, grown woman. Well, now you have.

You like that? My pussy spread over your lap like that? How many times have you jerked off thinking about it? Mmm, yeah, I knew you were big.

I can feel you growing between my legs. Don't be bucking those hips now, trying to grind against me. Because you'll get something started that we won't be able to finish.

No, we can't. No, see, I don't think it would be quick enough for him not to notice, so no, we can't. Oh, sugar.

If I'm taking you for a ride, I'm gonna need you for the whole night. So, are you staying here tonight? Good.

You know, maybe we'll be up late tonight. Maybe we'll run into each other in the kitchen. Maybe we'll both be looking for a late night snack.

Mmm, yeah. Alright, come on, let's go. Oh, um, you might want to take care of that before we get down there.

You need a minute in here alone? Sure, sugar. Take all the time you need.

I'll tell him you're still changing.