Your Demonic Crush Learns You Love Romance Movies

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I believe in love at first sight. Why would you think that's romantic? Well, sorry, but like every other normal celestial being out here I just think it's pretty fucking weird like You humans are becoming scary with your kinks and fetishes these days and I thought we were bad No one that is here is hell on earth Oh, don't make that face of me.

I'm, sorry for mocking you darling. It's just that Hmm It's pretty odd, you know Huh? What was that supposed to mean? Huh? Of course I can do better than this.

What do you mean? Joe's nothing compared to me an actual demon spawn Oh You meant romance? Well Here's the problem you see Being from hell and all you know torturing of souls Me and being romantic isn't exactly in my programming you know unless being a sadistic dominating fool is something that you're interested in but Other than that.

Yeah without a little bit of sadomasochism No romance here Huh, oh Oh, you're challenging me What you don't really think I could do that shit Well, i'll take you up on that bet I mean after all it's fake We're talking about a challenge against some protagonist stalker that thinks that stalking is romantic And if that's the competition It's gonna be easy as fuck I mean think about it If you think that this is actually a depiction of romance and I should tell you a lot about the author They probably never even experienced love themselves for once in their life Meanwhile, I live hundreds of little human lives And trust me those hundreds of live schemes with a fucking lot of experience So yeah I know love so much it hurts No, of course i'm not lying don't you dare laugh at me hey, hey i'm not I'm not lying Just because you're choosing to not believe me doesn't mean i'm lying Oh anyways Whatever his last name is. Mr. Joe stalker here.

Yeah Who by the way looks exactly as all the other romantic protagonists nowadays, you know The ones who you ride off into the sunset with and apparently that's fucking romantic shit I can definitely beat him. It's scientifically impossible for him to be better than me Like how fucking drunk are you? These movies are just so Oh, oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, honey, honey, please. I'm, sorry, please please please don't cry see I wasn't trying to be harsh. I'm i'm just You know, I just take these things very seriously and i'm very analytic And I deeply analyze things and I just couldn't help to get a little passionate ain't nobody when i'm passionate, right?

Yeah, I just I'm so sorry Honey Please I know that it was stupid, but don't walk away, please Let me let me make it up to you Just one more chance, baby, please I promise i'll prove to you that I can do better that I will learn how to you know better treat you and know how to control myself when i'm around you and Not curse too much. I I'll be just like the guys in these movies Yeah, i'll definitely you know study a lot of them rewatch them review them and If that's how you love then i'll learn how to love you in that sort of way You know, then maybe we can make our own romantic comedy Here let me dry your tears and brush your hair back for you Oh There we go There's my beautiful baby You just look so absolutely adorable scrumptious I know I know they're there Trust me i'm very sorry for what I did like I really didn't mean to be you know, so mean It's just in my dynamic nature and all to be this kind of way But being an asshole, you know is an excuse even when it is kind of natural I guess but You know gotta take accountability It's just that This whole thing this relationship dynamic whatever you want to call it It's just very new to me because even though i've lived hundreds and thousands of years i've never really Found someone that reciprocated these feelings So now that i've found you it's just that I don't know how to act And I just get very Out of hand and out of pocket And I guess you can say that sitting here watching movies with you you know seeing how you google and fangirl all over these boy toys it It just made me a bit jealous I'm guessing by the look on your face that you don't know That I can actually get jealous. Well I can Because I like you Actually I think I love you and This right here this little outburst.

It was just My way of terribly telling you that i'm in love with you You know Hope that's not too much I know it's a lot and I shouldn't be jealous over a stupid human movie featuring the same actor over and over again with the same stupid cheesy tropes But you know Love makes you do stupid things I'm sorry. It just seems my emotional ass is all over the place today Ow, i'm, sorry. Yes.

I know I said i'll try to give up cursing more but I was cursing at me not you Fine you're right No more excuses Hmm, honey bun Anyways, let me just turn the tv off so I can have your full attention and you can have mine There we go, isn't that much better? Now it's just the two of us All alone and no stupid trope boy toys to follow You know it almost makes me Just Let me hold your face in my hands Cheese and rice. You're just so Beautiful.

I mean Beautiful I mean look at that face Even after all the tears and your mascara running everywhere You still managed to look absolutely gorgeous You know If we were found being in the dark like this All alone people would start getting ideas So maybe I should Oh You don't mind if they see us well What a naughty little minx you are fine Then maybe you wouldn't mind if I kissed you Oh your lips taste so good I can't believe I get to do this with you Fuck if you only know how long I've waited for us Hmm I love you. I love you so fucking much I kind of want to bite you. I'll get your taste Mark you as mine and mine alone And when you walk around in public everyone can see the marks but of course, I know your parents are and I don't want to get you in trouble, but Oh You don't care You kind of like that You want me to bite you and mark your neck up so everyone knows huh Fine well, okay I'll do it just sit up and relax my love Hmm Oh darling Hearing your nest tastes so fucking good Now I can see why vampires go crazy over this fucking shit Oh, sorry, no cursing Let me just Hmm kiss down your lovely body And watch you react to me No way, I do tremble and squirm with my kisses.

Well, I haven't even done anything and you're just all trembly It's so fucking cute I just love the noises you make while I mess with your tits Like rubbing these soft little pillows darling. Oh Maybe later, you know, let me burn myself a down but for now Let me just go ahead and take these off Oh, no, you don't move i'll take yours off for you I may be a hell spawn, but I can still be a gentleman trust me Oh You don't believe me. Well Let me just slide in between these thighs and show you how much of a gentleman I can be Because even I know ladies come first Hmm Oh, what's this?

You're already wet Just from a little bit of kissing Or you love the feeling of my tongue against your skin that much I just a feeling of my succulent juicy lips against your soft fleshy skin It makes you go absolutely wild So sensitive and reacting absolutely stunning darling So good Tastes so Fucking good It makes me go wild too I just love how your thighs clench around my head Oh, they're just so soft. It's like being trapped in a thick soft prison I definitely wouldn't want to escape this Darling I love you. Yes.

I love you. I love you so much What You want my You want my cock Such crude language I love it it's nice to see that you're finally taking after me, but Fine If that's what you want, I won't make you beg any longer Besides I can't wait much longer myself Now Are you ready? Oh, don't be like that.

I need you to say it baby Repeat after me. Yes. Yes.

I'm ready to receive your thick cock in me It's such a pride but I guess that'll do Oh Fuck good Good girl Oh, what a nice little darling for me Having such pretty little fucking mouth around my shaft Oh And such a nice wet mouth Oh fuck Oh fuck your mouth feels so good just fucking your mouth is such a wonderful feeling Oh, yes Yes. Oh my god, darling. Lovely Oh, baby Oh, baby, you see why I love you What a fucking mouth like this it's not hard to see why I love you Oh, please say it back Oh fuck Oh, don't make me beg Oh shit Oh fuck.

Yes Yes Oh my god Oh fuck. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes Oh, yes Keep fucking me keep fucking me with that perfect fucking mouth of yours and thrusting your head fucking fucking forward Oh, yes, let me grab onto your hair and pull you in Oh fuck me, yes.

Yes i'm coming i'm coming Oh Oh Oh fuck i'm, sorry It seems I accidentally came in your mouth didn't I? Oh, it doesn't mind Oh shit, you just swallowed my entire load Hmm damn, you and I gotta admit that's that's pretty fucking rad Anyways fine, I guess i'll admit it now Cheesy rom-coms aren't so bad even when they come with the same basic tropes Yes there I said it Fine they're actually fucking good. I mean I watched three seasons of you to be honest, and I love every one of them Oh, shut up Anyways, I guess they're not so bad after all.

I mean it hits what's got us together finally And One more thing I love you girlfriend Yes, I can finally say that.