Your Bumble Date is a Jealous Yandere
Oh? You are seeing another girl? Yeah... I know we're not exclusive. But you really think you can find someone better than me? That's cute. Hope you know, no one ever can give you better head than I do.
Transcript
Hey it's me I'm just doing this voice note to let you know that I had an amazing time last night and I can't wait to see you again how are you are you feeling any better you were a little bit tired last night but I hope things are better now and actually while you're in town I was wondering if you would like to go to the National Gallery with me today because I've been wanting to go for a long time and you said you wanted to go to and and then afterwards we could go for dinner and I do this amazing Japanese place and it's authentic Japanese and I knew you said you missed Asian food and and you know I was just hoping that we could um you know hang out a little bit Marcus I feel like we have a lot in common and yeah okay and speak soon what do you mean you've got other plans tonight oh you're you're going to that pop crawl okay okay I hope you have fun not a pop crawl what is it then oh you're meeting another girl no I know we're not exclusive I mean I understand hey that's okay I've been dating other people too it's okay have fun hello Oh canceled she's meeting another guy how tables have fucking turned haven't they do I still wanna hang out oh no it's not my problem that she canceled oh okay still wanna hang out oh my god yeah yeah you can come to my place I'll make you dinner yeah I can't wait to see you thank you you hey you're here thanks for coming Eva mm-hmm so what happened to that other girl meeting someone else huh hmm I knew that feeling no way I know we're not exclusive it's not about that it's just basic respect you know you can't just like have the best time ever be mean and ditch me for another girl and only see me again if it cancels thank you for coming Eva you know I just feel like why keep looking if you found if you found what works yeah take this pants off because I knew that no matter how many fucking girls you met on bumble and nobody can suck your dick like I can I knew it I'm the best I'm the fucking best and there's nothing you can do I fucking prove it to you again and again and again I can't help myself love love love love the reactions just love the fucking shock on your face it's as if you never seen anything like this before you've never met a girl you can suck dick I continue to prove it you can put my face as hard as you want to you know I can take it you know I can take it you know you can do get anything for me anything to me anything you want I need to hear it from you I need to hear it from me I need you to pick me I need you to pick me you make me so happy you make me so happy please just let me make you feel good I know how much you love it when I lick your balls oh that's it moon for me pretty boy I love this reaction so much so so much it's the best it's the absolute best the way your face looks the shock of your face of someone being able to make you feel this fucking good it's like you've never ever experienced this before it's the absolute best feeling in the world this pretty face looking up at you slobbering over your perfect cock eyes filling up with tears because you fucked her through too hard nobody can give this to you nobody but me nobody but me so I need you to pick me I need you to tell me I'm special and then I'll make you come again and again again and you know what you told me last time you always wanted to come on a girl's face but nobody's ever let you do that before let me tell you something nobody's ever came on my face but I want you to cover my pretty face in your calm please please fuck my face and then cover it in calm no I'm fine I'm fine I just need a breather need to breathe need to breathe oh that's it love it when you twist my nipples like that show me who I belong to baby show me who I belong to I'm yours I'm yours I'm yours my mouth is your cocksleeve use it use it use it I think it wants a little bit more I can feel it getting closer I just want all your calm to myself cover my face cover my face cover my face yes yes please please please baby I need it I need it I need it I need it so fucking bad give it to me that's it that's it that's it come for me come on my face come on my face come on my face yes yes yes oh yes oh yes oh yes yes yes yes such a mess don't I look pretty? don't I look pretty? special yours oh yours if you dare to see another bitch again you'll never experience this again and you don't want blue tubes ruined for the rest of your life, do you?
because there's no way you can get better than this let's cuddle.
-watering second of every track.