You Think This is Funny!?

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Download codes available. Get it before it's gone. Ten minutes to show time, Celeste.

God, I know, just give me a fucking minute here. And somebody hand me that. Holy shit, my mouth, you goddamn idiot! Turn that off.

Unless. .. Right now.

Unless I don't forget that you've got a Q&A. .. We really need to talk.

Oh, don't play dumb. You know exactly what you're doing. No, I knew it was you.

You really want me to say it out loud, don't you? You've been controlling my fucking vibrator while I'm at work! What's the big deal? I have a demanding job and these constant interruptions are making it impossible for me to focus.

I'm trying to build a successful career here. I can't get to it if I'm constantly on the edge, waiting for you to. ..

No, it's not fun. It's distracting, it's starting to affect my performance and I need you to understand how important my work is for me. How much I want to fuck you right now.

No, I didn't say anything. It's about respect. I need you to respect my career.

And I need you to respect my efforts. Okay. Good.

You're sorry. I can see how fucking sorry you are. With that smirk on your face.

Oh my god, say that again. You look so cute when you're all worked up. No, baby, I'm not worked up.

I'm angry. You had no right. ..

Why did I keep it a secret? Well, I. ..

Work is so stressful and I. .. Don't try to turn this around.

You're the one who crossed my boundaries and disrespect. .. Oh, fucking come here.

I've been teasing you all fucking day. How dare you. How dare you distract me from work like that.

Turn it on. Yeah, turn it on now. Turn it on now.

Come on. That's it. That's it.

Oh, yes. I've been on the fucking edge all day. Oh, yes.

Kiss me. Oh, yes. Keep kissing my neck.

Keep kissing my neck. Oh, yes. Oh, I feel so good in my pussy.

You want to please me? Yeah? Is that what you want? You've been wanting to please me all this time.

You didn't need to go behind my back to do that. You can just tell me. You can just tell me.

Get down on your knees. You heard me. Get down on your fucking knees now.

That's it, baby. Take my panties off. I'll turn it off.

We don't need that. You're going to use your tongue instead. Mm-hmm.

I'm so wet. I've been soaked for days. Mm-hmm.

So wet. I've been soaked all day. Yeah, that's right.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, you know, I wouldn't need that toy if I could come back home to this every single day, baby. Yes.

I love the way your tongue slides up and down. Yes. Circle, circle, circle, circle.

I'm so good at this. I'm so good at this. Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes. It feels so good. It feels so good.

Oh, fuck. Here, you want to push your finger in? Do it.

Push your finger in and suck my cleft gently. Oh, yes. Fuck.

Mm, yes. Mm. Mm, yes.

Mm. Mm, yes. Oh, fucking disrespecting me like that.

Trying to compromise my work. Oh, no, I know you didn't mean it. I know you didn't mean it, but you won't do it again, will you? You won't do it again, will you? I'll just let me use the lovely mouth of yours when I get home.

Mm, yes. Oh, so good. So good.

Oh, yes, keep going, keep going, keep going. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Oh, babe. Oh, you.

Oh, damn. Oh. Mm.

Oh. Oh, you know my favourite part about today? I was in the car.

I could barely pay attention to the road. Oh, you are lucky. There was so much traffic.

So much fucking traffic. Don't speak, you my pussy. Use your mouth for something useful.

Stop fucking talking. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Oh, yes. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. I need you inside me, okay? I need you inside me, baby.

Mm, come on. Let me just lay down on the sofa and you on top of me. Oh, yes.

Mm. Mm. Oh, kiss me.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Oh, I miss you. It has been a while, hasn't it? Oh, yes.

Mm. Mm. Oh, you feel good.

You feel good. Oh. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Mm. Oh, nice and slow. Oh.

Mm. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, you feel good. You feel good.

Oh, I missed you so much. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Oh, yes.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby. I'll go a little bit faster.

Okay, I'll go a little bit faster. Yes, yes. Mm.

Mm. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You, you, you. You. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Oh, fuck.

Oh, you feel really good. Oh, you feel really good. Oh, yes.

Kiss me, baby. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Yes, fuck me.

Fuck me, baby. Mm. Mm.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Every day.

Every single day. Please, please, please, please, please. Oh.

Mm. Mm. Ah, fuck.

Deeper. Deeper. I want you deeper.

I want you deeper. Please, please, please, please, please, please. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Ah, yes, baby.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Mm. Mm. Yes, baby.

Oh, baby. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come. I'm gonna- Oh, fuck. Mm.

Oh, no. Keep going. Keep going.

Oh, fuck. I want you to come too, yes. Yes, I want you to come too.

Please. Come, come for me, baby. Come for me, baby.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Yes, I can feel it.

I can feel it. I can feel it. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. No, you're not forgiven. You think it would be that easy? My terms, hmm.

Perhaps, uh. .. Perhaps, um.

.. You should, uh. ..

Wait for me like this every day when I get home. Oh, and cook me dinner too. Mm, I guess take-away's okay too.

But, um, this is the important part, okay? Mm, I guess take-away's okay too. But, um, this is the important part, okay? Please.

Ask me first before you do that next time, okay? I mean, lunch break is okay, but. ..

What if I'm in a meeting? Mm. I love you.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

I love you.