You Should Be Studying!

Transcript

Hey, babe. What you doing? Oh, that's right.

You have that exam tomorrow. Okay. Well, I will get out of your space then and let you study.

No, babe. I would just distract you here. Seriously.

Babe, we both know that you're going to be more efficient if I'm not here. And we can have time together later. You know I can't resist the puppy dog eyes.

Damn it. Okay, fine. But, you need to stay on task or I will leave.

Okay? You clear some space for me to sit there? What is this? You drank all your cocoa so I need to go make you more.

Is that why you kept me around? Okay, fine. I'll go make you some while you clear off some space.

Damn puppy dog eyes. Let's see. Where's the cocoa? There we go.

Okay. And. ..

Alright. That girl. I love her but.

.. She's impossible. Okay.

And some whipped cream on top. Okay. I should have made two.

What was I thinking? Alright, darling. Here's your cocoa.

Be careful. It's very hot. Now, remember.

I'm just here to keep you company and read my book. You need to make the most of this time and be ready for this exam. It's an important one.

Okay. You promise? Okay.

Really? Are your notes in your photo albums? You couldn't even make it ten seconds? Yeah, I know it's a great picture of us.

It was a beautiful vacation. Study! Oh my gosh.

If I tell you, will you study? Well, you know, I'd never been there before. And.

.. I mean, that whole cruise was amazing. But your idea of breaking away from the group and going to that private beach resort was genius.

And my favorite part of that day was. .. It was in the afternoon when we were lying on the sand.

We had the umbrella up above us. And the sun was just beating down on it. And.

.. It made it just hot enough that you'd sweat a little bit. Without being uncomfortable.

And we just had a really, really good lunch. And I remember lying there on our beach towels just holding hands with you. Come on.

Don't do that to me. You know I'm a romantic. I love you too.

Now, study. Yes, I remember. Well, next time we travel internationally, I won't forget to tell the bank.

Yes, you know this. I. ..

We found all those awesome souvenirs at that one store, and they took credit cards, and it got denied. I had to figure out a way to collect call the bank internationally so they could unlock my credit card. And yes, I remember running onto the cruise ship as they were getting ready to depart without us.

Don't remind me. Okay, enough. Study.

Baby. I love you. Shut up.

You need to study. No, I don't think you told me about that. When is it? Okay.

I think this is a little time to prepare. Do we need to bring anything? Okay, yeah, I can put that together.

Did you put it on the calendar? Perfect. I'm opening my book now, and I'm ignoring you.

Okay? Alright. And it's a good book, so.

.. knock it off. Babe.

Why is your hand on my leg? No, it did not put itself there of its own volition. And now you're rubbing my leg.

Stop it. I'm scooting away from you. No, don't.

.. I should have seen that coming. Okay.

This was a bad idea. Me, letting you bully me into staying. I'm gonna go.

Okay, I'm gonna go do my own thing. You can take your time. Oh, damn you.

You did not just bite your lip. That's fighting dirty. It is! Because I have no defense against that.

No counter move. You're really cute, you know that? That's the problem, you do know that.

Damn it. Okay. You can keep your hand on my leg.

But you're studying. Oh my gosh, what? No.

Because! You gotta earn my kisses, babe. No, you haven't.

No, you have been consistently distracted. And you've been. ..

Irritatingly cute. You really need to stop that, you know? Because I can't match it.

Shut up. Well, I'm glad you think so. Okay.

One kiss. And then. ..

I was gonna say back to work. You should start working. Back to work would imply that you've actually done something.

So far, all you've got me to do is talk about our cruise. And talk about a dinner party. And get your hand on my leg.

Now, if your exam is on any of those things, you're gonna ace it. Otherwise. ..

Okay, one kiss. I better make it count. You're the one that's asking.

So that one count? Good. Now.

.. Study. Baby.

That's not studying. Your notes are not on YouTube. I don't care if it's funny.

No, I'll watch it later. No, knock it off. You know, you're gonna be really sad when you bomb this thing.

And all I'm gonna have to say is, I told you so. And. ..

Well, okay, I do like saying it. But I'm not gonna like saying it this time. Fine, just share the link with me, okay? I'll watch it on my phone.

With my earbuds. So that you can't be distracted. Alright.

Thank you. No, I don't have my earbuds on me. I'll watch it later.

What does it matter? You're gonna be studying, so it doesn't matter if I watch it now or later. It's not like we're gonna talk about it right now.

Fine. I will go get my earbuds. I will go get my earbuds.

This girl's unbelievable. I've said that before, too. Unbelievable in a lot of good ways.

I am a lucky man. But she needs to buckle down. Damn it.

Because I know what's gonna happen. She's gonna wind up staying up half the night. We'll lose our evening together.

And then she's not gonna perform well on the test because she's gonna be too tired. And that's gonna just throw her off. I'm trying to help.

I don't like being mother hen, but. .. Okay.

What the hell is this? Did you send me out for my earbuds just so that you could lie down on the couch? How am I supposed to sit? This has been your plan all along, hasn't it? To get your head in my lap, get me to play with your hair, massage your scalp.

You'll probably just fall asleep on my lap. Woman, you are so aggravating. Stop it with the lip biting.

That is not fair. Damn you. Fine.

You're gonna have to lift your head up a little bit. I gotta sit down. Thank you.

Alright. So I'm gonna just run my fingers through your hair. There you go.

Play with it. Now you need to be studying while I do this. You need to be studying while I do this.

Okay. I'll massage my fingers into your scalp. How does that feel? You like that? Thought so.

You like those fingernails at the back of your neck? There. Oh, you have such beautiful hair.

You know I love your hair. I love your hair. I'm not just saying it.

Baby, how much studying are you accomplishing with your eyes closed? They were. I'm sitting here massaging your scalp and your neck and you've got your eyes closed and purring.

Wait, what are you doing? Why are you closing your laptop? You're not even gonna pretend to study at this point, are you? No, you stop it.

Stop it right now. Damn it. How did this turn from I'm going to give you your space to study into you being in my lap? You know you're irresistible to me.

You have just wrapped me around your finger. Well, you know what? No, you can sit on my lap.

I'm not gonna kiss you. No, I'm not. Yeah, how was that? No, you kissed my.

.. I hid my lips. Oh.

Fingernails up the back of my neck. Baby, why do you do this to me? You just fight dirty.

What? Say that again. Your exam was postponed for another week.

You set me up. You damn cute, adorable, devious. ..

That's it. You owe me apology kisses now. Yes, you do.

Babe, you could have come sat on my lap anyway. You didn't have to come up with a. ..

Well, I know it was more fun to come up with a plan. Apology kisses. Right now.

Okay. No, I'm not really mad. But I am.

.. You're insufferable. Get over here.

Now. Yeah, two can play at that game. How do you like the fingernails up the back of your neck? Hmm.

Baby. Babe. I love you.

Well, it looks like we do have the evening together. God, you're such a stinker. You totally set me up.

I don't know. Why don't we just play it by ear and see where the night takes us?