"You set me up? But why would you do that to me?" 💘

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I really hope he likes it. I don't know if it'll be too much painting of him and my hand floating in space. I can make his wish come true and lift him to the stars I'll let it just blast through to him.

Oh my god! What's that? Monster? Monster, where are you? Oh my god, what did she do? Oh my god, he's closer on the floor.

He's gone. Did she punish him? Did she take him? She couldn't have.

Please don't tell me he's. .. Dead? Dead? No, no, no, no, no.

Please don't let him be. I can't believe it. I can't.

What's that? Closer, Merlin. Oh my.

Oh god. What the? How did.

.. Don't laugh. Oh my god, you're alive.

I am. How did you have to mention that with a straight face? You know I laugh at the thought of laughing.

Are you kidding me? Serious face. And he's trying.

Trying. This is serious. I know.

I knew something was up with her as soon as she walked in through the door today, Master. I'm just so glad you're alive. Even if you are like.

.. Don't laugh. Four inches tall.

You are. Master, please don't be angry with me. I'm not laughing at you.

It's a nervous thing. I get the giggles. It's a coping mechanism.

Do you know what I mean? When I'm nervous. And with relief.

That's funny. That's so cute. I'm sorry.

It's not funny. Empathy, Belle. Empathy.

Drop that ball you built around your empathy switch. I don't know what to do. Sorry, I'm going to have to pick you up and put you on my shoulder or something because I can't hear anything that just doesn't sound like a squeak.

And I'll try to talk quietly as much as possible because it's going to hurt those tiny ears of yours. Is he waving his fist at me? What am I going to do? What can I do? Take his mind off it? Pat, show him the painting.

Did you really just think that? Oh, sure. Look at this, sir.

From the pub with the paintbrush. I don't know what to do. He's smiling.

Why is he smiling? Step into my hand. I'll lift you up and you can slide your legs under my shoulder strap and talk to me.

We'll see if that's better. Um, clothes. You need clothes.

I mean, it's not like I can see anything much better. You didn't. Oh, God.

Swallow me now. Of course I still respect you. Oh, come on.

You have to see this from my perspective. Oh, my God. Drop it in.

Why don't you? Is he looking at my nostrils? Oh, God.

I hope there's nothing there. It's clean. Phew.

Nothing there. Is he still looking? Stop holding him there.

Put him on your shoulder. Is he safe? Safer than being four inches? On the ground? Good point.

He'll be safe. I'm sorry. I am.

You've never complained about my humor. Until now, anyway. Is she funny? No, it doesn't mean I was always nervous around you.

Well, not most of the time. Only when you. ..

Oh, the shame. Looked at me. The way you.

.. Smile. Time to focus.

Can you remember what she did? Like, how she changed you to a mini-man? I'm sorry, I don't know what else to call it.

And yes, I am well aware you are still my master. Does he hurt? You hurt his feelings.

Does he hurt? He looks okay. You should check, though.

I'm sorry. You're right. Master.

Are you okay? Did she hurt you? Like, are you in pain or anything? So what happened exactly? What kicked her off? I thought you were friends.

Huh? I hope. Okay.

Right. Well, that really wasn't very nice of you. She wouldn't have liked it anyway.

And that's when she. .. What exactly did she do? Can you remember? Of course he doesn't know, I suppose.

Cow. Gutless. Yeah, I kind of guess she caught you off guard.

Can't imagine she'd have been able to do that to you any other way. Whoa. Weird feeling.

What's that feeling? Incense. What about? I don't know.

Something's off. What? Something's not right.

None of this is right. Yeah, you're right. So, any idea how to fix this? Who's that? Or where can I find him? That's a long way off foot.

Even longer on his. Stop it. It's true.

I know I should have shown him the painting earlier. Are you for real? He's talking to you.

Why are you listening to him? I'm trying. I'm confused.

It's shut. It must be shut. Sorry, sir.

Can you say that again, please? I couldn't hear you. Too many thoughts in my head.

It's difficult. Shh. Shh.

Um, the tavern? I mean, that's quite a way in. It's not the safest of walks.

Fuck, fuck. Well, let me put us a meal together to take with us, just in case. I made your favourite broccoli stems.

They're still in the oven and. .. Huh? Yes, we can leave now.

Too dangerous. What if that woman's still hanging around? We could get trapped in the middle of nowhere.

Or worse. How can this get any worse? My broccoli stems being out trying to eat a treat.

Well, it can go straight there, if that's what you want, but. .. He said he doesn't care about you.

Never did. And you already knew that. Why's he looking at me like that? Is that a frown? Hard to tell.

Why is he frowning? But you. ..

you're. .. you have no clothes.

Let me at least pack those so that if. .. when.

.. when they change you back, you'll have them to hand, eh? That was a bad idea.

What? Covering them up? Why? Because you've been trying to get a peek for months.

Oh my God, behave. This isn't right. No, it's not.

Was that a face plaster? Here. It's a flannel.

You can wrap it around you. Like a blanket. Hold my hair and stand up.

I'll tuck it under you so you can sit down again. Wrapped up and warm. Hot.

What? Heat. Inappropriate.

There. Is there anything else you want me to bring? I hope they can change you back.

What if they can't? Sorry, I was just thinking. Are you okay? He seems okay.

What does he seem okay? What? He's very calm.

He's always calm. What, you'd rather he be freaking out? No.

No? Then stop it. It's too calm.

I think Boss is going to be okay. I hope so. Okay.

Let's go. Three miles. So far, so good.

In between talking about how great he is, you mean? Well, he is. It'd be easier if he wasn't.

It would. I don't remember where he came from. I'm not going to start comparing.

Chuck and cheese. They're incomparable. Almost like two different species.

Almost. He still bought me. Yeah.

And kept me. Yeah. He's asking you about your thoughts.

My thoughts? About? Fuck.

Fuck what? Why did he ask? Shit, I'll never be able to fucking move.

Inappropriate. Oh, my God. Why is it? Is it? But it's true.

It's my thought. Well, it is now. Like that was going to happen anyway.

I know. Focus, Belle. Focus.

I just want to get us both there in one piece. This isn't the safest of paths, but it could be the quickest of being well. What are yours? I mean, you're handling it better than I am.

In what way? He wants to know in what way? Fuck.

I can't. Just tell him how much you care about him. He knows that already.

Are you sure about that? I can't. He's smiling.

Why is he smiling? It doesn't seem okay. I mean, I keep catching you smiling and I don't think I'd be smiling in your position right now.

Sky. What about it? He likes the sky.

Oh, yeah. I wonder if it looks even bigger now. Must do.

Must do. Sorry. Yes, it's very pretty.

Gosh, amazing how the eyes adjust. It's getting dark. I barely even noticed.

The moon helps and. You want the favour? His tone is different.

He asked. He didn't tell. Yeah, that's different.

Yes, of course I can do something for you. What? What's going on? What the? He's dropped the phone.

I'm flashing. I can feel it. Oh, God, what's he doing? Standing up.

Careful, sir. I don't want you to fall. I feel bad enough as it is without something else happening to you.

He's leaning against my hand. What's he doing there? He's totally naked.

You always wished for that. Careful what you wish for. Oh, my God, stop.

What? I'm sorry. I was just miles away.

I'm sure you can sit on my hand again. It might even be a bit safer. There you go.

Kind of funny. I'm five foot two. My hands always seem so small compared to everyone else's, especially yours.

God, I love his hands. And I'll get you fit perfectly. Who knew? That is so weird.

He's so tall when he's not shrunk. At least fourteen inches tall. You want me to lift him up? Oh, my God, the pain.

Did he see it? No way he's seen it. Not possible.

What the? Sure. Lay down on my palm.

Let your knees hang over. You'll be safe. I promise.

I've got you. I lifted you closer to the stars. Wow.

Is this really happening? How is this happening? I want to cry.

Don't cry. It's the painting. Don't cry.

Could you do me a favor, too, please, sir? Close your eyes for a moment. Wow.

Now open them again and tell me. What can you see? What can you feel? How does it feel? I really want to know.

Please. It's so pretty. It's words.

Shh. Just listen. That sounds so special, sir.

You look so floaty. So at home. It's getting cold.

If you like, you can get some sleep. I can. You'll fit between my breasts.

I mean, if you'd like that, you must be worn out. I'm fine, really. I'm okay.

I won't have to worry about you falling off and I can go faster, too. Here. How's that feel? Smart move, right? Sleep well, mate.

Master. Get a quick bell. Enjoy the memory in the making.

Reality will come soon enough. Where are they aiming? What's happening? Who is it? Why are they doing this? Run.

Oh, my God. I need to get out of here. Why are they aiming their arrows at me? We have to get out of here.

I don't know where they're coming from. They've probably landed a hurricane. Fuck, I have a stitch.

I know. I can't run much further. You're awake.

I'm being shot at. I can't run anymore. I'm cramping up badly.

I have to put you down. How's this rock? Get under it, please, sir.

I'm not going to leave you, but they're aiming at me and there's more chance of you getting help than me. Right now. Right now.

Throwing it. No, I'm not going to run and you need to be able to. Get under that rock now.

I'll protect you as much as I can. And if they hit me, I don't want to fall on you either. Just do it.

I love you. Why won't you listen to me? I can't.

Now's not the time. You're about to die. Now is the exact time.

No. Catch. Handy.

I can use some of those scales and teeth. You stay away from him. I don't know what stunt you're trying to pull now, but you're not getting away with this.

Why are you stopping me? She deserves everything. She gets after what she did to you.

Oh, come on. You can't be that naive. The nerve.

Can you be? You let go of me. No.

I'll leave you both to it. Seems someone has some explaining to do. And now you know.

Oh, and you're welcome. She can come back. You coward.

What does she mean? And now, you know, now I know what was it all again? Oh, my God.

I'm very naked. Oh, oh, my clothes. Um, they're in that bag.

I didn't say anything. Why did you stand in there? Truth.

What's he talking about? I'm sorry. Sorry.

What? What? You said you set me up.

You set me up. Oh, but what? What? What? Why? What? What? What? Why? And he's very tall.

Oh, my God. You set me up. You set me up.

What didn't go to plan as a dragon? She was going to turn you back at the tavern. But why do this? I don't understand.

Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. You can hear my thoughts.

Oh, my God. What did I think? I can't remember what I thought.

You said you loved him. Oh, shit. Oh, the lowdown sneaky.

Oh, my God. Can you hear what I'm thinking now? Fuck.

I hate you. Can you hear that? No, you don't.

I love you. No, I hate you. Why are you saying that? Because I hear that.

Get out of my head. Oh, my God. He's coming a bit closer.

Why are you doing this to me? Oh, fuck. He's fighting a strap on my shoulder.

Oh, I can't. I have a bag on my neck. I do love you.

I do. So much. So much.

Oh, fuck this. Oh, so much. Oh, I love you.

Oh, I hate you. I'm loving you. Oh, what? Where's your mum now? Is that a spell? Oh, my God, no more spells.

Tell me what I'm thinking now. What do you mean you can't? Okay, test.

How many fingers am I holding up in my head right now? Oh, I believe you. I'm sure your face would have been very different if you had.

Oh, God. Oh, wait. This isn't right.

We're right by a dead dragon. This is not how I ever imagined this. True.

No one's getting past that thing. Fuck it. Oh, God.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

Oh, no. I love you. Yes.

Just do it. I want it. I want you.

Oh, God. It feels so good against my neck. Oh, you know this rock is going to forever mark the spot.

Who knew the new meaning for that phrase, caught between a rock and a hard place, was going to mean this? Oh, your mouth feels so good on my nipple. Oh, fuck.

Oh, and you have no idea how long I've wanted to feel your mouth on my. .. Oh, God.

Oh, this is really happening, isn't it? Oh, God. No, that feels so good.

Oh, God. I can't.