"You have one new voice message." 💘x

Transcript

I know you're at work and you're in a meeting and I'm not, I'm here fucking myself and I'm thinking about you and all the names you've called me under the sun last night as you fucked me and call it payback, I know you're in a meeting, I know that you're gonna see my message come through, I know you're gonna be surrounded by your colleagues and I know that it's gonna drive you fucking insane because you know exactly the kind of message that I'll be leaving you and then when you get to hear it oh man it's so payback, I want to hear you come, I want you to call me because you've just taken over my mind and my body and I know how much you love hearing me swear, I know that's gonna make you calm so did you hear it, so I hope you're somewhere on your own when you do oh here we go what the fucking chances, let me just make sure I didn't, no I knocked it off, I keep doing that okay let's try again nope it's the battery that's gone, it's dying so it turns on and goes off, oh no what a why'd I, this is instant karma, oh I'm just gonna fuck myself anyway oh so close, ready uh oh have a nice day, see you when you get home, I'll be waiting to listen to your next message press one to repeat this message press two.