🥺 You Got Us Pregnant 🥺 (F4M) (Friends to Lovers) (Early Christmas Present) (You Got Me Pregnant) (Let’s Be a Family)

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Hey. You busy? Well, you are now.

Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude, just, um. ..

I know we were going to give gifts a few days before, but. .. But you know, things change, and I'm here now, and.

.. Let's sit. Sit.

Let's just sit. Sit. I'm sat.

I'm down. I'm okay. Okay, um.

.. I don't actually have your present, I have mine. Um, but it kind of involves you, so.

.. I had to bring it here, and, um. ..

It's not wrapped, and, uh. .. There's no bow, or tag.

It's just me, and my sweatiness, and my. .. What? And.

.. Look. Here.

It's a stick. It's a stick with pee on it. And it says I'm pregnant.

I, um. .. I think I need to lay down.

No. No, that didn't help, either. Um.

.. Could you just do me a favor, and, uh. ..

Tell me if it really says I'm, uh. .. You know.

.. The big P, the preggo, the. ..

Of the Duffy, bunny. .. thing.

Hm. Well. ..

I would buy another test, but that is actually. .. My seventeenth.

Hm? You know, I was lucky, and I'm already seventeen, and everybody knows you have to do at least thirteen. I mean, come on.

That's just. .. Hm.

Either there are seventeen. .. Defective.

.. Pregnancy tests. ..

Or I. .. Have.

.. Actually. ..

Have. .. I have to pee.

Yeah. Like, really badly. And you're having, like, lots and lots of carry.

For all the tests, I'll be right back. Oh. Oh! Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee.

Oh. Pee. Pee.

Pee. Pee. Pee.

Pee. Pee. Pee.

Pee. Pee. Pee.

Pee. Pee. Pee.

Pee. Pee. Pee.

OK. OK. Calm down.

Calm down. You're not a crazy person. You are a pregnant person.

Wash your hands. You got me pregnant. You got me pregnant.

You knocked me off! Oh, thank you. Oh, my God.

I am 17 times confirmed officially pregnant. Oh, you're Jess. Oh, you're wonderful.

More of us. Science-defying Jess. Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, sorry.

I think it's the happiness and the hormones and you and your amazing sperm. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.

I don't know. Laughing and crying, what does it matter? Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, what the hell? Hang at you for Christmas now. You're a snow equivalent.

Oh. Oh. You overcame polycystic ovaries.

A tiny, slim, microscopic chance. But you did it. And I am so, so grateful.

Nothing I can give you will ever match up, but I promise you I will get you whatever you want. So just name, say, speak, tell me, okay? Anything you want, anything at all, you can have.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just very aware that I have burst in here with hormones and happiness and baby fever, and you might be getting caught up in that, and that's totally understandable and okay, but let's just take a deep breath and remember that we are friends, and it's totally okay if we just make a baby together, and that's the top, bottom, and all of it, okay? There's no pressure to love me, be with me, have my baby with me, and.

.. No. No, I just am very aware that I am caught up in the baby fever, and it would be so wonderful and convenient if the father of my child also loved me like that and wanted to be with me like that, and it's like, that's probably too much to ask for, so let's just be happy that I got knocked up in the first place, and.

.. No, okay. But really, I am very grateful for the sperm that has made the baby, and even though not only anything at all, we still have the contract, and I am more than happy to ask nothing of you but friendship and support, not financial support, just, you know, you gave me a baby, that's kind of a lot, so don't feel you have to be my boyfriend, husband, whatever.

Maybe it's me that needs to take a breath. Oh, this is a lot like what I imagined labor to be. Okay.

What were we talking about? So you really said that, huh? I think I'm in a rush.

No, I believe you. I believe that right now, in this moment of joy and happiness and, ah, Christmas miracle, you want this. But I'm also very aware that now is not forever, and things change, and reality sets in, and baby spew, and money, and stress, and sleep deprivation is really jarring compared to this moment of pure joy and just.

.. Look, I love you. I mean, no bones about that throughout this entire process.

I love you. Probably the way I want to love the father of my child, okay? But this is all very intense and exciting right now.

It is going to get really, really, really real and really scary and really. .. friggin' hard, because babies, having them, raising them, being with them is friggin' hard.

And you haven't always wanted that, and I don't want to be the reason you get swept away. It's like you made me do this, and I don't want to be. ..

I don't want that. I want someone who wants me, and this baby, of their own free will, no coercion, no forcing, just wants that, and it's okay if you don't. It's so.

.. It's so. ..

I really would be okay. I'm more than prepared to be the cool, sexy, mysterious single mom, the yummy mommy. I've even, like, been practicing.

Oh, God. Oh, God. You're gonna make me be in a lame nuclear family.

Are you? Or it's just a mom and a dad, and they had a baby the natural way. We are gonna be so boring.

I love you. I love you. You got us pregnant.