You Get Lost in a Strange Bookshop (Part 3)

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Sorry, I had to, I had to. Ah, finally catching on then, huh? Yes, the shop itself is the one that makes the suggestions.

What am I here for? Well, uh, someone has to fuck the visitors, right? No, that was, uh, that was not the usual.

Or the ever, actually. But someone does need to be here to kind of watch the place. Check people out when they buy books.

Though, speaking of suggestions, I would guess you've got your fill. Because these titles around us now are a lot more tame than the ones before. But, if I had to guess, they're probably still filled with smut.

You seem like a very, uh, hungry reader. Are there any that you like? That's, well, what else would be the point of having a magical bookstore if it only gave you books that you, uh, kind of enjoyed?

Of course there's books that you like. Unless you start lying to me, you should like all of them. I mean, come on.

This one, this is literally the first book from your favorite series of all time. It's been so long since you've read it, you can't remember half of the thing. It'd be like rediscovering that world you loved so much all over again.

Hmm? Huh, yeah, that title is very familiar, isn't it? It was written for adults, though, so you'll probably enjoy it even more now than you did before.

It's hard to choose, I know. Don't think about it too hard, though. It's not like you're going to read the last book of your life.

You have plenty of time. You can always come back. Actually, uh, I would hope you do, but that's up to you, of course.

Oh, go ahead and just grab one. Huh? What about, uh, what about which one? Oh yeah, that's, that's a book you'd, you'd, uh.

.. Wait, um, I'm sorry. What did you just say? The Curse of, uh.

.. Uh-huh, uh. ..

That, uh, that doesn't really fit in with the rest of the books here. It's, uh, it's more horror than it is fantasy. I think someone put that back in the wrong place, probably.

I'm, I'm sure it does sound interesting. All the books here are interesting. I wouldn't have a book if it wasn't.

But, uh, that's, that's not really the kind of book you wanted, right? Um. ..

Yes, the shop does show you the books you want, but. .. Like I said, someone probably put that back in the wrong spot.

I don't care if that's possible or not. Put the book back. You, you don't want that one.

No, here, just, just hand it to, oh, don't walk away, please. I don't. ..

Look, I don't, I don't mean to get upset. I'm sorry, but you can't have that book. Why? It's.

.. It's different. It wasn't meant to be on the shelves.

It's mine. And I, I don't mean the shops. I mean mine.

It's my book. It belongs to me. So please.

.. Give it back. Don't.

.. Don't run, don't, oh. ..

Fuck you. Oh. ..

Boo! Caught you! Hi, it's me.

Give me back my book. Oh, dear, I know you were just walking away from me. How did I suddenly appear in front of you? How did the owner of this strange, magical bookshop suddenly become magical himself? Shut the fuck up.

Now give me my fucking book. Don't stop. You.

.. Listen. I don't want to do anything to you that you don't want, but until you let that book go, I'm not letting you find the entrance to the store.

Okay, do you understand that? You're stuck. Stuck here, just give it back and you won't be, okay? I told you what's so special about it.

It's mine. What. ..

What are you doing? What do you mean you're finding out what's so special about it? You're.

.. Oh, fucking shit, you're going to try to read it. Don't.

.. Oh, God, okay. Just listen, listen, I.

.. I know this is all going to be weird, Listen, listen, I. ..

I know this is all very exciting and new, right? Magical shop that gives you the books that you want so badly, but when someone who knows what they're talking about tells you not to fuck with something you know nothing about, you listen, right? Stop! How can you read and run at the same time? What the fuck? You couldn't even stand a minute ago.

You weren't faking that, were you? Slow down, holy shit, give me my damn book back. Congratulations.

You are a fucking idiot.