♥️ 🫂 You Deserve Better 🫂 ♥️ (F4A) (Gentle Friends to Lovers) (Bestie Comforts You After Your Ex Cheated on You) (Hugs & Forehead Kisses)

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I'm here. I have snacks. I'm sorry.

She's a bitch How are you given the circumstances and the fact that I just asked you a stupid question, I'm sorry Of course you can have a hug. You sweet face. I'm so sorry.

Yes, I do need to be because this is shit and it's not acceptable. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

It doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter, okay? You trusted her and she broke your trust and I'm sorry.

And she is very aesthetically pleasing, so, you know, there's that. Oh, we're all blindsided, love. Don't apologize.

And don't call yourself stupid. We're all that too. Oh, we are.

We are all squishy little flesh beings desperate to be validated and loved and what are you gonna do? It is what it is. And you are what you are.

And I am here. And you can have as many hugs as you want. Sweetheart.

I'm sorry. No. Nothing.

There's nothing unworthy or unlovable about you. This is what cheating does. It fucks up your head and everyone goes, oh, God, what did I do? Nothing.

You didn't do anything. You aren't lacking anything. You did not provoke anything, okay? When people cheat on people, it's because they make a choice to do that.

That's one thing for me to say and another thing for you to believe, but please, please trust me. Because if this was happening to me, what would you say to me? Would you say, yeah, you caused that? Hmm.

Right. So no more. Oh, no, it will be more feeling sorry for yourself.

And more crying and more, ah, because that is human and healing. And we have to let it out. You're not a pussy.

You are silly. You're not a pussy. Also, I never really got that connotation of pussies being weak because they are versatile, elastic, strong.

And they can't half take a pounding. So if you were a pussy, that wouldn't be the worst thing. Do you know what that would mean? It would mean you are resilient and strong and capable of pleasure and great things.

Yeah, I was stretching the limits of that mess before, but you understand what I'm saying, don't you? You are a healthy, well-adjusted, wonderful human being and you can cry and feel sorry for yourself because this shit hurts. I will know.

I am apparently the queen of being cheated on. There's just something about me that just makes people think, you know what, I would love to biblically disrespect her. You see how easy it is to internalize and say, yes, there's something about me, but no, no, no, no, no.

Those people make selfish choices and those are theirs to own. So bad, bad, bad tea. You see, you think they're assholes.

So allow me to say she's an asshole in this instance. And that doesn't mean she's the spawn of Satan and it doesn't mean she's an evil human being, but we can both agree. This is shitty.

I know. I know you really liked her. That's what makes it sting.

Have you eaten anything? Why don't you lay down? Lay down.

Cause you look like you're about to faint. Come on. Head on thighs, please.

Because you're sad. And what better excuse to cry in your friend's lap than someone broke my heart. Please help me.

I'm so sorry. And I know I keep saying that, but that is because that is all there is to say. There's nothing that's going to speed up this healing process.

I am sorry that this is shit. And apparently the key to friendship is not to fix anything, but just to sit with you in the awfulness. So I'm sorry, but I did bring snacks.

And a few forms of alcohol, if it helps. Papushka, papushka. You have been wrong and I'm sorry.

You deserve better and this treatment is not a reflection of your worth. And yes, I will quote self-help books because they are helpful. And true, and we need more of that good self-esteem shit in our lives.

You're so lovely. And I'm so sorry. Hmm.

You're so lovely. Because you are a gorgeous sunbeam of loveliness and I will not accept anything less for you. Because I am your best friend and therefore my love for you is fiercer than a thousand suns.

Obviously. You don't need to thank me. I am here of my own volition as a pleasure.

Oh. I didn't mean to make you cry. I'm sorry.

Oh. No, it's good. No, it's good.

You let it out. Is it too early for me to call her a bitch, or? You try and give people a chance, you risk vulnerability, and then they smack you in the heart.

Bad move on her part. Because she broke your heart and now I have to break her face. And by break her face, I mean break your heart.

Because she broke your heart and now I have to break her face. And by break her face, I mean wish her nothing but minor inconveniences for many years. Because apparently, civilized people don't solve things by smacking people in the face, even when they really deserve it.

And also, I don't think you'd want me to hurt her, so. And also, I don't think you'd want me to hurt her, so. Snacks and crying and thinking, fuck you, I guess it is.

Oh. Nah. I'm just petty.

And I'm just so sick of people not treating you right. And I'm just so sick of people not treating you right. It's bullshit, these medium ugly people are just so.

.. It's bullshit, these medium ugly people are just so. ..

Up their own arses with, well, what do you bring to the table? Up their own arses with, well, what do you bring to the table? You don't even own a table.

I may have been on Instagram too much lately, but you understand. I may have been on Instagram too much lately, but you understand. You deserve sunshine and.

.. Emotional maturity and. ..

Communication and. .. Communication and.

.. General goodness. And these people are just not.

.. Serving that. It's giving peaked in high school and grandiose grandiosity and.

.. It's giving peaked in high school and grandiose grandiosity and. ..

I don't know if the word narcissism gets thrown around a lot, but really. .. I don't know if the word narcissism gets thrown around a lot, but really.

.. Some people don't make it easy not to overuse it. Some people don't make it easy not to overuse it.

I'm not gonna say who. Okay, take two. Take two.

Take two. Try a different way. Then let's see how that turns out.

Take two. Try a different way. Then let's see how that turns out.

Okay, take two. Take two. Try a different way.

Okay, then let's see how that turns out. I guess somebody does not have the constitution of an elephant. Mm-mm.

Sandwich first, alcohol after. Take it or leave it. I am loving you.

Just responsibly. So, are we in a ham mood, a cheese mood, or a fuck it, pile everything on mood? Is there any other way to have a sandwich? Thank you.

Thank you very much. I do, in fact, make a mean sandwich. My ham and cheese sarnies bring all the boys to the yard, and I'm like, go away, I'm not sharing.

Do you want to slow down there? I know you're sad, but having a hangover's not gonna help. Uh, getting eight hours of rest, sleeping, drinking some water, crying more.

That will probably help. But, duh, I'm staying over. You didn't think I'd leave you in your hour of need, did you? I hope you know me better than that.

And on that note, back into the bed we climb. You can absolutely be the little spoon. Come.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Letting out my frustrations with the world and people by going, ah! Have you ever seen Fleabag? There's a scene in it that always resonates with me, where she's talking about how people are shit, but also people are all we've got.

And I oscillate between those two things on a daily basis. Jesus. And we need to give people a chance and make connections well, so it's like, oh, don't be shitty to me because I'm not in the mood.

Mm-mm-mm. Ah. I love you.

It is gonna be okay. I'm not gonna lie to you, you are gonna feel shit for quite a while, but you will be okay and you will find somebody really nice. Actually, no, not nice, kind.

She was nice and smiley and, hi, how are you, and, no, kind, kind motherfucker. Need to find you a grumpy, grouchy, kind person. Who, when asked, do you want to go shopping, says, no, but I want to be supportive, and then gets in the car.

You need that honesty in your life. You need that honesty in your life. And that authenticity and sincerity, because really, underrated qualities.

You get nice from a server. Kindness is personal. And needed.

Mm, no more drink now. I know you're an adult, but right now you're not making very adult choices. I would know, I once ate 40 plus chicken nuggets in one sitting.

My insides were never the same. And I couldn't stop, because it was a stim, and I was really upset, and I just wanted the chewing and the stimming and the nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, no more thinking, just digesting. So I understand, however, you are not alone, and I think I speak for both our responsible sides when I say, that's enough now.

Mm, I know. I'm no fun. But I am here.

I know you feel like shit, but you are going to be okay. Because I'll be here, and I'll tell anybody new who comes near you to fuck off for a while. We want the creme de la creme, the best of the best, the kindest of the mindest.

No one else will do. Mm, mm, mm.