You Confess Your Feelings To Your Best Friend During Heavy Turbulence

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Right then, so he walks straight out the door, naked as the day he was born. Yeah, yeah, still not wearing anything, and oh god, that was unpleasant. Yeah, it's not nice when it does that at all.

God, is that going to be the rest of the flight? Fuck's sake. Anyway, what was I, yeah, so he's naked, and are you okay? No, it's just, you're all like tensed up and clutching at the armrest.

Hey, look at me. It's okay. Like, it's just turbulence, and I know you don't fly a lot, but it's really nothing to be worried about.

It's like, it's a little uncomfortable and annoying, but it doesn't mean anything's going wrong. Look, here, hold onto my hand, okay? If you start getting worried about stuff, okay, just squeeze onto it as hard as you can.

Just concentrate everything on squeezing my hand, okay? No, of course I don't mind. Don't be silly.

No, it's not embarrassing, okay? We're in a metal tube hurtling at like 500 miles an hour, like 30,000 feet above the ground. It's normal to be, okay, yeah, no, that doesn't help, does it? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're not going to die, okay? I promise.

I know it's scary, and it sucks when it's bumpy like this, but no, the plane's not going down. Hey, sweetheart, you're okay, okay? Look, if I pull up the flight plan thing on the monitor, yeah? And it will show you how high we are, and you can see that the plane's not falling at all.

See? Same height we've been at for the last two hours. No, of course it's not wrong.

It gets the information from the same place the pilots do, I'm sure. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's turbulence. It's not fun, but it's completely safe.

Hey, hey, remember what I said about squeezing my hand as high as you can? That's fine. That's fine.

So yeah, um, so yeah, would it help if I keep telling the story, or are you not going to be able to, like, focus on it? It's okay, it's okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you're all right.

Hey, Nate, I can't understand what you're trying to say to me, okay? Hey, look at me. What are you trying to say? Okay, all I got was, in case we don't make it.

So, like, that doesn't seem like the right direction. So, look at me. Yeah, you're all right.

You're safe. I got you. I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you, okay? So, you need to tell me something in case we don't make it? I don't want you to do anything under the assumption that the plane's going down, because it's fine.

It's just, like, going through a patch of slightly lower pressure air, I think. I'm sorry, I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot.

I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot.

I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot.

I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot. Okay, would it help you to get whatever this is off your chest? Yeah? Okay, then just tell me.

More scared than you are of the plane going down. Okay, that's similar. Okay, this must be really big news then.

So, come on, just tell me. Let's think about this instead of the turbulence, yeah? I love you too.

Yeah, you're my best friend. What do you mean? Oh, fuck.

No, it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, you're completely wrong.

Here, hey, look at me. Maybe this will answer your question for you. Fuck.

Yeah, of course I love you too, you fucking idiot. Yeah, like that. Yeah, I'm sorry, but kissing's not enough to distract you fully.

Here, I can tell you're still on edge from the turbulence. No, I feel great. Does this help at all? Yeah, you like my hand on your thigh.

Hey, come here. Oh, you poor thing. Come on, this calls for more drastic measures.

I think you know what I'm talking about. Look, there's no one in the row across from us. I used to say I can't just take this hand and slip it down here.

Well, clearly someone was getting a little excited. Hey, hey, settle down. It's very cute when you try and grind your cunt against my hand, but you need to relax, okay? Look at me.

Everything's gonna be fine. Yeah, I've got you, don't worry. Just relax and concentrate on what I'm doing down there.

Fuck. God, I thought about doing this with you for so long. Hey, yeah.

Yeah, come here. Kiss me while I tease your claw. Mmm, so eager.

Yeah, you can grind against my hand a little while I do it. I want you to get as much calming enjoyment out of this as possible. But, you have to keep it down.

There's people all around. And you wouldn't want them to know that you're. ..

Well, getting toyed with like this, would you? It's so fetishistic, isn't it? Well, getting toyed with like this, would you? It's so fetishistic, hold still.

Fuck. Oh, you look so pretty when you're desperately trying to stifle a moan. Your hands are free.

If you're about to yelp or something like that, then just cover your mouth, all right? All right. The last thing we want is some of our cabin crew telling us off for getting overly physical back here.

No, I don't think they're coming around the trolleys for a bear, okay? You just relax. Oh, fuck.

There's little noises escaping. Remember to catch them with your hand. Yeah, I'll catch some of them in my mouth.

Come here. Oh, fuck. What's that change in posture for? You're getting close for me.

Well, you're gonna have to be a bit discreet about her, yeah? Can't have you notifying everybody on the fucking plane that you've just come, can we? Fuck.

Yeah, that's it. That's it, just fucking give in to her. Get your hand ready to fly over your mouth as soon as you come.

Yeah, because I know you're getting close. I know you're getting so fucking close for me, so just fucking let go. Just let go.

Just let go. Yeah, fuck. Come for me, come for me right now.

I need you to fucking come for me right now. Come for me, come for me. Hand over mouth, come for me, come for me right now.

Come for me, come for me, come for me, come for me. Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it. Oh, that's my girl.

That's my fucking girl. Fucking come for me right now. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck. Good job, good job, good job. You're okay, you're okay, you're okay.

You're okay, you're okay. God, you taste just like I fucking imagined. Do you want to try? Yeah, here you go.

Fuck, that's so hard watching you taste yourself. Oh, fuck. Yeah, come here, come here.

You're all right. Did that help you calm down a little? Yeah? Good.

No, you don't have to reciprocate. It's a lot less secretive anyway, the other way around, isn't it? Although, and this is an open invitation, not a trying to persuade you to do anything.

I don't know, if you get bored in a bit, maybe we go to a bathroom at the same time. Well, come on, don't you want to join my high club? Yeah, it'd be fun.

Anyway, for now, you just relax, okay? You seem a lot more chilled out. That's good.

Yeah, I know. I love you too. Bye.