❤️ 😍 You are So Freaking Pretty 😍 ❤️ (F4A) (Whipped Girlfriend Adores You) (Gentle Forehead Kisses & Cuddles)

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What is it about alcohol that makes you feel like a wizard? Cause you feel all loose and wobbly and like you can force things to happen with your mind. And then you're like, I'm not really going to Hogwarts.

Dang it. And I will look so good in yellow. We all know I belong in Hufflepuff.

Don't argue. Cause I like friendship and food and I have no great ambition for my life and you know what? That is valid.

Those are the sounds of someone who's had a good night. I exhale all the happiness and I still have happiness inside. Because I had a good night.

And I'm going to have an even better sleep because I'll sleep here with you. And your beautiful, beautiful face. Oh my god.

How did you get so beautiful? It's gross. It's disgusting.

No one should be allowed to be this beautiful. Excuse me. I'm very serious.

Look at my slightly inebriated face. You are very, very pretty. With your face and your eyes and your teeth.

Let me see the teeth. You are the most gorgeous teeth I ever saw. How in the heck in the heck are you with me? I'm not even feeling sorry for myself.

I'm just asking a basic question. Why are you with me? Because you're smart and you're pretty and you have wonderful teeth.

And I'm just. .. Like I'm okay.

I'm not saying I'm like ugly but I'm just okay and you're like yay and the difference is jarring. Because I get to go out with you, with our friends, be all playful and noisy. And then I get to come back here and snuggle you in the bed and be like huh.

This is my first time I win at life. No, I win. I win everything.

I am the monopolizer of the winnings. And I will hear no counter arguments because I am. ..

Too inebriated to defend myself correctly but the point stands. You are. ..

Chef's kiss, 10 out of 10, would highly recommend. Look at your face. With your little red cheeks and your greeny green grin.

I just love you. I just love you. Because you make my heart feel safe.

And you always smell clean and you brush your teeth so very sparkly. And you have such nice hands. Hands are underrated.

Everybody focuses on the butt and the face and yes, those are things to consider but the hands. .. They are so, so hot.

You're so handsome and pretty and I just want them to pet me and call me a good girl. Okay, good point. You call me a good girl, the hands can pet me.

Thank you. I like being your good girl. I just like being yours because I'm a sucker and I can't even be mad about it.

Because when we're single we're like, oh, I'd never be whipped, I'd never be their yes man and then you fall in love and you're like, yes, definitely. Whatever you say, I love you so much. Please, pet my hand.

And then you do and then we fall even more in love, I guess. More. I may not be a simp but I am also not a fool.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Don't leave me. Because I won't survive and more importantly, I won't thrive.

And I don't want to be not thriving out here. I want to survive. And I don't want to be not thriving out here.

I want to be sparkling and. .. things.

I want to be happy and my best chances of being happy are being with you. So you see, it's just science and math and I know I might have a dyslexia that means I'm bad with numbers but still. All the more reason for you to stay.

You're very good with numbers. You are the math master and you know it. Well, you're better than me so accept the title, please.

Because I crown you so and I love you so and you're just. .. You know what's frustrating about you? You don't realize that you're a catch.

And on one hand it's like, aw, that's adorable and on the other hand it's like, what? How? Eh? Wait, what? How? Eh? Huh? You have the most beautiful eyes in the world.

And your lips are so soft and you're so. .. You're squeezing my heart.

Oh, I look at your face and you're all, yes? What? And I'm just like, ah, gum my, gum my face and everything attached to it.

That's so adorable. You are so, so, so lovely and you don't understand and it's like, how? How? Why? What happened to you? Low self-esteem as a mother trucker and it has a lot to answer for but, but, there is a bright side here.

You are good. Good. You do not exploit your beauty or charisma for evil or politics or exploitation of the highest regard.

You are just great. You are the greatest little wholesome teddy bear sex machine I ever saw. Or I ever snogged or kissed or held in my arms.

You're just so good. And I think you should appreciate that more. Because one day you are both going to be dead.

And I will not allow you to continue existing without recognizing some of your decency. Because my little babushka mamushkashkashkushka, you are the goodest of good eggs. You are egg-cellent.

You are a fluffy little cloud that makes me feel good. What? You don't know it.

You just say, oh no, I'm okay, I guess. No! No, just okay.

More yay. You are a yay. You are sunshine and you smell like sunshine and you are sunshine.

And that doesn't mean you're always happy and unrealistically positive. It just means you give off warmth. And you make things grow and feel safe.

And I would like some more self-appreciation from you. Yes? Yosh? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, good egg.

I will accept that you will try. Because although it's not all that matters, what else can you do, right? Trying is a big part, so thank you.

Thank you. My boots are really complicated and I shouldn't have worn complicated footwear when I've been drinking. So, looks like they're staying on.

And we are cuddling up and we are going to become unconscious very, very soon. There's no one I'd rather become unconscious with. Yosh, you're gone, you're gone, you're gone, you're gone.

I love you. I love you. There are so many laces and leather things and I can't be bothered to remove my shoes.

It'll be okay. I love you.