You Always Know How to Calm Me Down

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Okay, okay, okay. You have to fix this. Yes.

Yes. Oh my god. Turn off the lights.

Close the blinds. Don't let anybody see this. Okay.

I'm gonna take my hat off and I'm gonna show you what this freaking hairdresser just did to me and then you'll understand, okay? But you cannot laugh. Please don't laugh because I'm gonna just hide in my room and never come out again if you laugh, okay?

Okay. Here we go. Yeah.

Yeah. That look on your face is exactly how I felt when she turned the chair around and I saw what she had done to me. Oh my god.

What am I supposed to do with this? It's freaking horrible. What do you mean what did I ask for? I asked for a nice honey blonde and some layers.

Yeah. Kind of the choppier ones that give you some definitions and volume. My hair's so freaking straight.

I needed something and she did this. She took off half my length. It's copper orange for some reason.

Mm-hmm. I was only dirty blonde to begin with. It's not like she had to lighten my hair from dark brown or black or something.

Fuck. And okay, look at the back. Look.

Look. Look. Do you see it? Yeah.

Do you see how freaking uneven that is? Oh, I got choppy all right. I look like somebody wore a blindfold and just went ham on my head.

This is horrible. Horrible. Can you fix it? Please? I know it's not your favorite thing to do but I told her I didn't like it and she said there was nothing wrong with it and just to give it a few days for the color to even out.

I'm sorry but copper orange is not going to even out into honey blonde and what? My hair is just randomly gonna grow back in the places that she butchered it? I don't think so.

So please, please tell me you can fix this. Please. Thank you.

Okay. Okay, I just need a few minutes to calm down and get over the train wreck of that appointment and then you can do whatever. If you need to cut it off, cut it off.

If you need to, I don't know, bleach it. I don't care what you do. Just fix it, okay? Yeah.

Yeah, it's really bad. I feel so ugly right now. Like, I immediately went across the street from the hair salon and bought a freaking hat.

Because I did not want to be seen like this. I went to the hairdresser because I've been in a slump because I just felt boring. Like, everything was the same.

Everything was just one day after another. It was like freaking groundhog day around here. I thought a nice new hairdo, a new hair color, cute little cut would make me feel better and now I want to crawl into a hole and never come out.

So, that kind of backfired on me, didn't it? Okay, you have to say that. You're my best friend.

You have to tell me I'm beautiful no matter what. If you said anything else, I'd tell you you were an ass. Okay, that's fair.

That is fair. You have never hesitated to tell me when something's not right. Oh, I'm like shaking.

Yeah, good idea. I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit here and just.

.. Thanks. Yeah, I know.

I used to do this when we were kids. If I fell off my bike or didn't get to keep up with the bigger kids or whatever, you just sit and put your arm around me and we just waited out until I felt better. Mm-hmm.

You always know exactly how to make me feel better. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I remember that night too.

It was after that work party that didn't go very well because my boss got hammered and decided to tell us all we sucked. I remember. I remember showing up here kind of in the same state I'm in now, although not quite as bad.

I thought we weren't gonna let that happen again. I thought we agreed that it was a one-time thing and our friendship was more important. Isn't that what we said? Well, it did work.

I'll give you that. Mm-hmm. It did.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, that made me feel better.

But should we really be doing that? Yeah, I want to. I want to.

Does that make it a good idea? Okay. I'm game.

Mm-hmm. Well, if you still want to do that with me with this mop on my head, it can't be that bad, right? Oh, how's that? How are you gonna make me feel better? Oh, what are you doing? Why are you on the floor? Oh, oh, pants.

Okay. Yep. No, it's okay.

Take them down. Mm-hmm. That's the insides of my thighs.

You're gonna make me forget everything but my pussy? Really? Okay, we're going there.

No, no. By all means, keep doing what you're doing. Mm-hmm.

That is your thumb. Oh, not fair. You just licked your thumb like it was the most delicious thing in the world.

I'm gonna try not to feel embarrassed about that, but I'm glad you think my pussy tastes good. Okay, the thumb licking was definitely for a reason, wasn't it? Nice and slippery over my glit.

Oh, boy. Hold on here. I'm not gonna be the one sitting here with no pants on.

Take your gloves off if you're gonna do this. Yeah, I want to see you too. And I'll take my shirt off.

We'll just get naked. Much better. Okay, yep.

Thumb back on my glit. Oh, that tickles. Yeah, the insides of my thighs are ticklish, and when you kiss them like that, it just sends shivers up my back.

Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, that's so good.

Thumb on my glit, your mouth on my nipple. Oh, you know I love my breast sucked. Yes, at least touch yourself while you're doing this, please.

Mm-hmm. Oh, that's better. Now you're rubbing both of us.

Oh, fuck, that's hot. That tastes good. Good.

Oh, I wouldn't be opposed to that if you want to taste more. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, god, that's your finger inside me. Oh, yes, yes.

That's your finger inside of you, too. Mm, yes. Oh, finger fuck us both.

Oh, fuck, that's good. Oh, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop. I'm about to cum.

Well, I know that's the point, but really? Now what are you doing? Okay, that's what you're doing.

Okay, yeah. Mm-hmm. You did say you wanted to taste all of me.

Oh, fuck. Mm, yep, it feels good. Your tongue feels better than your thumb, which is pretty fucking good, so that tells you.

Oh, yes, put your finger back in me, please, please. Oh, oh, that's so good, so good. Mm, yes, lick me, lick me, lick me.

Mm, mm, mm. Oh, oh, fuck, suck, suck my clit. Yes, two fingers, and really fast, okay? Oh, shit, like that, yep, yep.

Mm, mm, fuck. I'm a little self-conscious that you're looking at me like that, because I got this mop on my head, but fuck, it's hot. Looking up at me over my pussy while your tongue is buried inside me, fuck, fuck.

Mm, mm, oh, I'm gonna grab your head. Oh, I'm gonna fuck your mouth. Yes, yes, and your finger, yes.

Oh, yes, just keep fucking ramming it in there, yes. Shit. Oh, oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come on your tongue.

Yes, yes, yes, rub it on my clit, yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Mm, mm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, I feel better. Mm, mm, that was good.

Oh, fuck, I needed that. But we're not done. Uh, no, no.

Get up on your knees over the, oh, the arm of the couch. Mm-hmm, well, if I remember correctly, you like it from the back. Oh, there we go.

Mm, such a nice ass. Mm, mm, mm, yeah, my turn. Spread your legs a little wider.

Oh, fuck. This is what I remember most about when we did this before, is how good you taste. And how good your pussy feels on my fingers.

I'm just gonna put them in now because I'm thinking about it. Oh, you just sucked me right in. Mm, mm, fuck, you taste good.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. I've never tasted anything so good. Mm, I love the way your ass is moving on my fingers and your pussy.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Oh, why don't you come for me? Mm-hmm, mm, mm, come for me.

Mm, it's only fair you made me come. And I love how you sound when you're falling apart. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Mm, so good. Ha, ha, ha, mm, mm, oh, oh, hi, mm, mm, I did need that, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm-hmm. Okay, now that I feel better and, mm, I can taste you, which makes me feel even better yet, please, please, please fix my hair.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah, mm-hmm, I think that's about the only thing right now that'll make me feel better than that orgasm did, so please, please fix it for me.