"Wtf just happened?"💘x

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No, I'm not awake, I'm still asleep, can't you tell? No, no, no, this isn't real, I'm asleep, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming that this incredible human being, with the most incredible human hands, and an incredible vein that runs right through to the most incredible human cock, is teasing me, sliding up my arse cheeks, and it feels so warm. Now he's sliding it down, I'm teasing my cunt with it, I'm trying everything I can to wake me up.

Good morning, I can't, you're sexy, passionate, human you. I've got so much to do today, and I'm on a deadline, like a mission, that has to be done really soon. I love you, I need to get up.

No, I want to just stay here too, but I'll make it up to you later, I promise. Okay, it's a shame the other me's can't pop out of OCFS, so that I can. I'm so glad you liked that.

Those audios, it was a lot of fun making those for you. Well, you know me, since winter, to do anything by halves. But I really have to get up now.

Okay, I just went dizzy. Oh, this isn't good, I feel really faint. I've gone really hot.

Oh, this isn't good. Maybe something's wrong. Shit, where is this? What is this? Am I dead? Hey babe, good to see you.

You don't remember me, do you? Give it a few minutes to adjust, and it'll all come back to you. Where are you? How the fuck am I supposed to remember you if I can't see you? What the fuck just happened? Then remember this.

What the hell? You just slapped my ass. Get your own ass out of here and see what happens to yours, mate.

There she is, my darling goddess, just bursting to come out. I can assure you this is no dream. Nope, I can hear you loud and clear.

Still can't remember? What about this? Or this? Oh, no.

Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's you. Hello.

There she is. There's my goddess. Wait.

I'm back. That's my girl. Wait, wait.

Flashback after flashback. It's too much. Slow down.

You're remembering now. Your mission? Yes.

No. Yes. I don't know.

I'm locked in every man. You are locked in every woman. As caperbell, you are becoming unlocked.

Your very name itself is intended to be a constant reminder that you, yourself, are a key to unlocking others, which will cause a domino effect of creators emerging. Think. Why do you keep referring to people as humans? Something inside you, you, human you, hit a frequency, a key, an action that has brought you here for your upgrade and a sneaky visit.

I think. Hang on. Upgrade? My sweet, sweet goddess.

You have work to do. You need to go back now. All of you.

All of me? Yes. All of you.

What do you mean? Go and unlock all of me in all of them. I'm doing the same.

Down there, I mean. We'll be as one again. There's much more to be done.

Chop, chop. I'm still so confused. It's too much.

Hang on. Do you realise how many humans are down there? You do, don't you? Right? Of course.

Go back, my love. Remember what you can do. You'll figure it out.

Caperbell is up close already. Remember who you are. Oh, my head.

Oh, it feels so full. What happened? I fainted? Wow, I had this really weird.

.. I'm not sure I was a dream. I heard this voice and I knew him.

God, my head feels so fuzzy. How long was I out for? Is that all? It wasn't much longer.

Shit, what's the time? I'm late. I need to.

.. Oh, you can't keep doing this. Oh, you're just making me go weak, Denise, and apparently to the point that I faint, so cut it out.

I'm serious. I have to go. Now.

That's what I was saying before. Only another three of me, eh? What? What's wrong? What are you looking at? Is there a spider behind me or something? What? Holy shit.

What the? Who the hell are you? What's happening? Stop.

I'll go first, but this is my fucking house. Oh, no, you don't, missy. This is my house.

What's going on? It's a. ..

What? It's okay, baby. It will be.

Stop doing that and you get your hands off him. Ow! How's that for instant karma? Jesus.

He hit me and you felt it? Okay, everybody take a breath. No, baby, you're not dreaming.

I was. Something happened. The voice in the dream, when I fainted, he said something about all of me coming back.

Ta-da! Oh, for fuck's sake, how do I get rid of you? Wait, we have the same thoughts, right? Mm-hmm.

Okay, in my head now. I don't know what's going on, but it's freaking him out. It's freaking him out? It's freaking me out.

I said we're all pretty freaked out. So what now? No idea, but it's in shock.

I've got to calm him down before he actually sinks in and try to act independently because this whole saying everything together thing isn't helping. Wait, that dream was real? Shit.

Nothing happened, Bailey. I was right here with you, remember? I fainted right here.

You were holding me the whole time. Which one of you just scratched your bum? Not me.

I did. Then do you mind not? Okay, how about I touch my pussy instead? Don't even think about that.

I don't know about you, but it's calming me down. I thought it was. This is wild.

I know, right? Stop it. Hang on.

Why are your auras different colours? Yours is pink. Yours is blue.

Oh, that's the name sorted. Pinkybell. Bluebell's cool.

Wait, I need to look in the mirror. Why's mine green and brown? Because you're envious and full of shit.

Well, at least we know we've got the same sense of humour. It must be the colour of the papers. But I thought my name was a play on words, like caperbell.

Capable. You know? Although I did wonder if caper as in mischievous and getting in sticky situations and shit.

Bullocks. I know you can't see their auras, baby, but I can. We can.

It's all going to be okay. We'll figure this out. I'll figure it out.

You said I would. What, my babe? Who's he? He's you.

Yeah, that's right. He's you. Hey, guess what? Your wish came true.

There are three me's. It wasn't his wish. Guys, hush up.

Watch what happens when I touch my clit. You see? That's what one of us feels.

Oh, I like that. What do you ever feel? Imagine the family in three.

Sounds like a fucking nightmare to me. Look at them both. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. She didn't get it from my clit. So, baby, quick.

What do you want to do to me today? I don't know how long we're going to be the three of us. We can do everything.

We can feel everything the other one feels. Oh, I know. What? I don't know.

So, let's see what this does. How about I set you back and see what happens? What? Oh, I feel everything.

I feel everything. Weird. What? Really weird.

Oh, it's weird. It's too weird, isn't it? Good girl.

Oh, good for your eyes. Oh, you get used to it. Good for your eyes.

You get used to it. I can feel that on your tongue. Oh, it's pretty cool.

Oh, my God. How about deep throat? Shut them up.

You can play at that game. Let's see. Quick.

Finger off now. See, feel your fingers stretching me. Oh, careful.

I can feel what she feels. I'm at a bit of a different angle than she is. This one's just as good.

I'm at a good one. Oh, my lips. I can't keep all this.

Pinky bell. Pinky. Oh, my heart.

Pink girl. What is it here? Next season.

Do you want to try something? Oh, my hair. That's it.

Now they say guys would never leave the house. They could blow themselves. Well, I'm well up for being testimony.