Working Wine to Five

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Hey, um, are you busy? Yeah, so, uh, the boss just told me they need an article out in the next couple of days for a sponsorship collab. They assigned the two of us to be on it, so I was hoping you could clear some of your schedule for later.

Hmm, well, yeah. Schedule's packed, eh? Oh, tonight? Yeah, I guess we could just order food and brainstorm some ideas.

Okay, yeah, great. I'll book us a meeting room for later. See you then.

Hey, uh, sorry I'm a little late. I was just grabbing us this bottle of wine from the kitchen. Yep, it's wine Wednesday at the office today.

It's wild that anyone even gets any work done around here with all of these wine Wednesdays and happy hour Fridays. They must think we're all just a bunch of fucking alcoholics. Hey, uh, speaking of alcoholic, um, I hope you like red wine.

You know, today's feature is a 2021 Cabernet Sauvignon, hailing from the exotic region of Napa Valley, California. Please let me know if it is to your liking, miss. Ah, you have excellent taste indeed.

All right, all right, all right, enough of me embarrassing myself. Did you get the email from the boss about the article topic? Not yet? Hmm, all right, okay, let me check the chat.

Uh, maybe they sent it there. Okay, here it is. So the topic is, hmm, um, reasons why you shouldn't date your co-worker.

Okay, well, I mean, this should be easy for us, right? Your last article was about dating and it basically went viral. So with your expertise, we should be able to wrap this one up pretty quickly.

Oh, stop, you're an absolute whiz at this kind of stuff. I've read all of your articles. I think they're really great.

Like, really? You've read all of mine too? You like them? Yeah, that's really sweet of you.

But I don't know if you can call the top 10 trending vegetables this month real articles. Oh, fucking vegetables, bro. I'm actually really happy I get to work on something different this time.

And I also get to work with you, you know, because you're so good at what you do. Anyways, let's try and come up with 10 reasons. I think that should suffice.

What do you think? All right, perfect. So I guess the first reason is, uh, your company may not allow it.

I mean, is it really worth dealing with HR? I mean, is it really worth dealing with HR? Yeah, that's a good one.

You have to see each other every day. Wait, that doesn't sound so bad. What? You think so? I mean, we don't see each other every day.

I mean, you're always in meetings. No, no, no, I'm not saying we should date. And I, I know you're always in meetings because I just looked at your calendar today.

Remember? Okay. Yeah, let's move on.

Let's move on. Oh, right. Yeah, that one's actually so obvious.

See, I knew you would be good at this topic. If you break up, you still have to see each other at work. Yeah, that, that would really suck.

I think I would probably have to quit. Really? You wouldn't? Wow, you're definitely bolder than I thought.

Oh, no, it's, it's not a bad thing. I think it's important to know what you can and can't handle. I guess I'm, yeah, I guess I'm just really soft.

Oh, hey, let me, let me get that for you. Um, have I ever dated a coworker before? Yeah, once, when I was a teenager.

I worked at a movie theater and there was this popcorn girl. Yes, come on, don't laugh. She was the cutest popcorn girl that worked there, okay? Anyway, one day I asked her out and she said yes.

I was totally over the moon. Then she dumped me a couple weeks later for some other guy. And get this, he worked at the same exact movie theater.

I know, completely heartless. But yeah, at the time, it felt like my world was ending. Teens can be so dramatic.

It's okay though, it was ages ago. Oh, um, um, your hand is on my thigh. Oh, um, um, your hand is on my thigh.

Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. I didn't take it the wrong way. I promise.

I know you were just trying to be nice. To be honest, I didn't even mind. Anyways, uh, we're getting off topic.

Um, it looks like I might need a little more wine. Wait, well, actually, I think you should answer the question too. Have you ever dated a co-worker before? No? You just had crushes? Hmm, okay, I see.

Well, it seems that I'm the only one qualified to write this article than, you know, based off of experience. What? What do you mean it doesn't count? Of course it counts.

Oh, sorry, so just because it wasn't in an office, the tale of my broken teenage heart gets written off? Wow, that is just cold-blooded. So, since you've only had crushes, um, can I ask, do you have a crush on anyone at the office right now?

Maybe? Oh, I thought, you know, uh, never mind. It's cool.

Uh, you obviously don't have to tell me. Uh, yeah, yeah, you're right. We need to get back on track here.

We only have three reasons so far. Okay, uh, oh, I know one. People will gossip about you.

People will gossip about you. Oh, sure. You want to type the explanation? Okay.

Oh, shit. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck.

I am so sorry. Um, yeah, there's a bathroom just around the corner. I'll clean up in here, okay? Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, I'm so sorry. Hey, uh, are you okay in there? I hope I didn't ruin your- oh, shit.

Oh, my god. I'm so sorry for laughing, but yeah, your clothes look completely ruined. I'm so sorry.

Do you want me to do any- come inside. Are you sure? Okay.

Yeah, I can help. What do you need me to do? I can find a towel or something.

No need. Oh, um, uh, why are you taking off your- oh, the wine spilled down your top. Yeah, I- I can see.

There's quite a bit. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? Clean it up? But, I mean, I don't have anything to clean it up with.

Oh, uh, I see. But, um, when we get into trouble- Wait, wait, stop, stop. We shouldn't- we are literally writing an article about how this is a bad idea.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I would love to. In fact, it would be my dream. I mean, I do think you're- I think you're so hot and pretty and smart.

Well, yes, of course. You know, I've liked you for so long. It's pretty obvious, I think.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, I do want you. I'll do anything for you, really.

Oh, I want to. I want to clean you up. Oh, will you let me? Please? Yeah? Okay.

Let me clean up the mess I made. Mmm, this wine tastes even better on your skin. Oh, take off your bra.

Okay. Oh, oh my god. Oh, these feel good.

Oh, so soft. Mmm, can I go further down? Please? I promise to be good for you.

Oh, thank you. Can I take these off? Okay.

Oh my god. Oh, you're so gorgeous. I can't believe this is happening.

Oh, these pennies. Oh, they're so cute. Do you mind if I take these off, too? I love them.

I do. And they look so perfect on you. But I need what is underneath.

Please, I need it. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, your body looks beautiful.

I've wanted this for so long. Can you sit up on the counter for me? I want to make you feel good.

I want to taste you. There, put your legs over my shoulders. Oh, your thighs are so soft.

I love how excited you are. That makes me happy. Okay, ready? Let me just.

.. Oh, this is where I belong. In between these gorgeous thighs.

Mmm. Tastes so good. Oh god, I want my tongue on your pussy all the time.

Do I make you feel good? Yeah? Oh, you just grabbed my hair.

Pull me in. Please cry not to my face. It's yours, baby.

Mmm. Please cry not to my face. It's yours, baby.

That's it. That's it. Mmm.

What's wrong, baby? Do you want to save it? Oh, of course, we can stop.

I'm happy to pause here if you want. Oh, you mean, are you sure? Oh, I see.

You wanted to save it for this. Oh, yeah, I'm so hard for you. Yes, I'm throbbing.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes, baby. I need it.

I need it so bad. I need it so bad. Oh, yes.

Oh, please take out my cock. Do whatever you want with it. Your head.

You feel so perfect. Oh, I'm already leaking, baby. Mmm, please.

Can I be your toy? I want you to use me. Please, please let me be your toy.

Oh, you want to use me now? Okay. What? What do you mean? Maybe I was right? We should stop? No, please.

I didn't mean it before. I was being good. I even cleaned you all up.

Please don't tease me like this. Why are you teasing me? Please use me.

I just want my cock to please you. I want to fuck you so bad. Can I? I need it so badly.

Please use me. Please, please, please use me. I'll be better.

I'll be so good for you. Okay? Really? How do you want me? Sitting? Okay.