Working the Fake British Accent Out of Your American Girlfriend

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Let's see. I got this. Give papa a cup of proper coffee.

I don't know. Okay. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Copper coffee cup. Okay. Another one.

Okay. Frivolously fanciful fanny fried fresh fish furiously. Oh, that one's easier.

Try the other one. Hold on. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

There we go. Frivolously. ..

Frivolously. .. Frivolously fanciful fanny fried fresh fish furiously.

Oh, that should work. That should be good. Welcome home, sweetheart.

How was work? Sounds like you've had quite the day. Let me make you a cup of coffee.

I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I went to the chip shop for lunch. You know the one.

Well, I saw Nance there. She just got back from holiday with that boy. What's his name? It doesn't matter.

As I was saying, she just got back and she was absolutely glowing. It's the sun that did it, of course. You know, we could use a bit of sun around here, don't you think? There we are.

Coffee with a bit of milk, no sugar. That should do the trick. Hmm? What do you mean? I'm speaking just as I always do.

Are you telling me that you and I have been together for how long and you're just now? I am not taking the piss. No, and frankly, I'm hurt that you would accuse me of.

.. Oh, I'm vexing you, am I? Well, maybe I should show you just how vexing I can truly be.

Come here, sweetness. You look tired. I don't know what has you so worked up, but I do know something that might help.

I know you like it when I kiss your neck. And when I whisper in your ear. Drop the fake accent.

Make me. No, really. Make me.

Put those pretty hands and that gorgeous cock of yours to good use and make me. That's it. But I've decided that I quite like speaking like this so you're going to have to do better than that.

I think I better have a little chat with that cock of yours and see what he has to say about it. He seems to be enjoying my little game. What do you think? Let it out.

I know it feels good. Come on now darling. I know what you're capable of.

Oh, are you going to deal with me properly now? Oh no. I'm not wearing pants.

I thought you might. Fuck. I mean, um, oh, yes, splendid, indeed, scrumptious, carry on, I'm, oh, fuck, I mean, I mean, you can, you can do better, do better than, than, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, yes, pull my hair like that, oh, please, yes, please, please, just fuck me, you win, you win, just, just fuck me, fuck me like that, oh, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, walk your cock, oh, oh, fuck, oh, oh, oh, so, I'm sorry.

It's so fucking good, oh, oh, yeah, oh, give it to me, please. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, come on, you know I was just doing it to rile you up. Oh, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, man, that worked, oh, god, oh, I can't, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't, I actually can't keep, oh, oh, oh, I can't, I can't keep up the, I can't keep up the accent when, fuck, fuck, oh, oh, fuck, you fuck me so good, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll be, I'll be good now, I promise, I promise, I'll be good, I'll be, I'll be good for you, oh, god, oh, god, I love, I love, I love feeling your cock push into me like that, oh, fuck, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, oh, and when, and when you hold me up against the wall, oh, oh, oh, oh, god, oh my god, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I can't, I can't, I can't, I wanna come for you, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna come on your cock, oh, can I, can I touch myself, please, please, oh, oh, oh, come on, I was just teasing, please, oh, please, thank you, thank you, thank you, oh my god, I'm already so close, I want you to come inside me, baby, please, please, please, please, help me so good now, help me so good, oh, come for me, come inside me, harder, harder, harder, oh, please, oh, oh, oh, please, please, please, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, fuck, yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck, ah, ah, ah, ah.

And I didn't even get to say, uh, good heavens, I'm arriving. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You are just too good, baby.