💦 🌱 🤤 Witches Need Your SEED 🤤 🌱 💦 (FFF4M) (Witch Coven Harvest Your Sperm)

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T.T. , you're my sister and I love you, but if you don't take that back, I'm gonna slap you across the face. Shrek 1, while amazing, is not a better film than Shrek 2.

Yes, Shrek 1 is original. Yes, Shrek 1 has John Lithgow in it. Yes, Shrek 1 is the wholesome adventure fairytale we all wanted.

However, Shrek 2 expands the universe, introduces new elements to the story, advances the narrative, and it has Jennifer Saunders' version of holding out for a hero. Okay? End of discussion.

No, you just have a hard-on for Jennifer Saunders. Yes, I do, and I won't apologize for it, guys. Can we all just agree that both Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 are better than Shrek 3? Well, yeah, we're not idiots.

Thank you. Something we can agree on. And while Shrek 4 does have redeeming qualities, it never quite reaches the same majesty as the first and second.

Pray Satan. Pray Satan. Oh! Hello! You alright there? Sorry about the knocking you out thing, it's just, uh, routine practice.

You okay? No, no, no, no, sorry, sorry. We didn't knock you out to, like, do terrible things to you.

We knocked you out so you wouldn't see our hideout, and how to get to it, and lead people here, because, historically speaking, people finding out about witch covens and where to find them, and being in the woods, it gives people ideas about scaffolds and burning, and, you know, we're just not really up for that, so, you understand. Good man. We love a team player.

So, let's go over the rules again. So, hi, we are a coven of sister witches, and we are interested in collecting some sperm from you today. Would that be alright with you? Fantastic.

We love a man of his word. And a man of girth, let's not forget that. Shh, don't say that.

What? It's true. You might do, but you're reinforcing horrible stereotypes about what it is to have a good penis for men.

You know they're fragile about it. Sorry, I just like a good girth. I'm not really bothered about the length of it, because, you know, we only go so deep, but the girth, I like girth.

Then you're entitled to that opinion. However, can we just focus and make sure this young man has a nice time? He's doing us a favor, giving us the sperm in the first place.

We need to have the decency to make him feel comfy. Okay? Right.

Sorry, we get a bit carried away when we're all together and there's magic in the air and the promise of seeing Satan, so I am really sorry about that. But, um, can we get you anything? Do you need some water? Some more pillows? Or.

.. Yeah, but just because we're forest witches doesn't mean we don't know how to make a nice bed. With the lovely canapes and the candles.

Mameance is very important. Especially where extracting semen comes in now. Just to double check, so you haven't had sex in the last 24 hours.

Great. And you're clear of all diseases? Yes, I have that here on my phone.

Yep. None at all. Fabulous.

And, uh, anything else we need to know? Are you a quick ejaculator? Do you take time? Okay.

Oh, so you're gonna be pretty pent up then. That's good. Got some vials ready and prepared, the cauldron's bubbling.

So, who would you like to go first? I volunteer as tribute. Oi, you don't get to be bratty because you're the youngest.

I'm the youngest by seven minutes. Calm your tits. I'm not bratty, I'm just.

.. forward. Hello there.

Thank you so much for coming here, we really appreciate it. Sperm is really hard to get a hold of nowadays. Well, apparently if you want to use it to make a baby or summon Satan, people are just.

.. they're quite protective over it, really. But never mind, you have answered the call and we really, really appreciate that.

So, let's get this shirt off. I know! You missed us, right? Politeness is always a nice thing.

I'm glad you wanted to kiss first. I can't stand it when men just immediately whip their cock out and shove it in your face. It's like, hello? My mouth is not a coin slot.

Oh yes, your politeness is appreciated. Lay down, God. Oi! What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? It looks like you're taking his trousers off when you said it was my turn.

Yeah, well you're funny and about with foreplay. I'm taking the ritual seriously. I'm taking the ritual seriously.

Foreplay is taking it seriously, isn't that right? Isn't that right? Oh yeah, well I remember to tell Satan that when he asked why they're so little sperm.

She's just jealous I can't dance. What a pretty polite man. What are you doing? I thought I might as well get the vials ready.

Being in a set of triplets is not easy. You're spoiling the mood. What do you mean? We've got candles and silks and a cauldron.

Besides, it's not exactly our first time. Still, I want someone on one time with him. Take it, no one's stopping you.

No, you're just touching him but distracting him from my mouth. I can't believe you're taking his boxers off. Why? We're here to collect sperm.

I know, but I always like to do that part. You're such a baby. That's enough, thank you.

He's going to think we're a bunch of savages. Carry on. Sisters, eh? Ruining everything.

You better not be stroking his cock. I'm afraid I am. I called dibs.

Yeah, and you chose to suck his face instead. When you should have been sucking. ..

Some of that out. Don't you? That does it.

Shove it over. I said I was going first. Yeah, and then you didn't act on it.

Now, shift. Where were we? Really? You're licking his balls now? Anything for the cause, right? Your ears are covered in sperm.

Yeah, I know. I know. I'm so sorry.

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. I know. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry.

I know. I'm sorry. Is this your first time having your dick sucked? How about you balls? No.

No. No. It should be a good release.

I know. We were talking about sex.