❤️ ⛄ Winter Wonderland ⛄ ❤️ (F4M) (Mature MILF Tomboy) (Romantic Cabin Retreat) (Cuddling by the Fire) (Being Cute & Cozy)

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Honey, we have a problem. I'm not ever gonna wanna go home. How dare you bring me to a rustic winter cabin and expect me not to fall in love.

That is unrealistic. Shame on you and the delusion you rode in on. So disgustingly happy, thank you.

You are my favorite delusional person. Okay, fine, you're my favorite person in general. So greedy for attention, I love it.

But look at my toes. Girl, they are frozen little pretzels. Ew.

Oh girls, you've been hidden away in socks for too long. Nobody has paid any attention to you and now you look like frozen little pretzels. You need some tender love and care.

Maybe, just maybe, at some point during this romantic weekend away, a certain someone will find it in their heart to. .. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

I know, but it can't bend down that far. You will be rewarded in the bedroom. But first, I need to get in my R&R.

Good sex is high-energy sex. You can't expect me to work under these conditions. Holy moly, jam rolly polly.

I know you are a very smart man, but this is the smartest thing you've suggested all year. Days away in the snow in a cabin far away with a plethora of hot chocolate. I knew you were smart.

We do deserve it, don't we? We're such hard workers, we're so diligent, we're just—oh, God. No, you are.

I'm just fried from life. A girl has no stamina. Because life is exhausting and why would you want to have stamina? Outside of eating and sexing.

I'm convinced that I was supposed to be a dog. Do you know what dogs do? They wake up, they go for a walk, they eat their food, and then they sleep.

That sounds really nice. You get the nature, you get a little gentle exercise, and then you get food and laying down. Who would not want that life? That's it, I'm handing my note to Sam.

I'm sorry, but I'm leaving to be a golden retriever. That is the path that is calling to me, I feel it. Oh, but I'd be such a good puppy.

I'm house trained, toilet trained, I can fetch, you can even put a leash on me if you want. I'm a very accommodating Goldie. You're right.

No big decisions, just laying down, eating things, and occasionally having sex. You don't want to be bothered with my needs, do you? No, no, no.

You came up here to read and relax, and you don't want to be dragged down by carnal desires. Okay, I promise I will occasionally drag you down. I'm snowing.

It's actually snowing near Christmas. I don't know what more we want. Cabin, fire, snow.

We are officially spoiled. I don't know what more we want. Cabin, fire, snow.

We are officially spoiled. Now all we need is some Lego and the evening is complete. Babe, I told you to bring the Lego Death Star.

Hmm. Yes, I would. Okay, keep girl-less, ghastly, whatever it's called.

Fine, keep your Legos. I will play Legos. Oh, play, build, you're so elitist.

Oh, you just dug your own grave. When we get back, I am stealing all your little shapes. And I am going to build something amazing.

And then you're going to be like, wow, my girl's amazing. And I'll be like, yes, yes I am. But I'm not going to share it with you because you laughed at me.

Because I'm petty. How do you not know this? I'm pretty and petty.

That's the way God made me. Hmm. Damn you, capitalism.

Making me so tired that I only have a limited window to enjoy my downtime. I think the meme orangutans are right. We are the only animal stupid enough to pay to live here.

We deserve our heartache. Because I don't like having to work and I don't like that I spend most of my life doing work. To there be too tired to enjoy the time of not working.

Damn you, capitalist infrastructure. And damn me for not having a better alternative. I don't know, I'd really like to be those amazing people that go live off grid and they're just like, yeah.

We get our own water and we poop in a bucket. And it's like, that's great, but. I miss toilets and running water.

And Wi-Fi. So. Probably just keep with the herd mentality.

Yeah, you're right. You still kind of like me. Well, that's nice.

I can rest easy doing that. I'm just going to take a nap. Mm-hmm.

I promise I'll be more animated tomorrow. Mm-hmm. I'm going to need to be.

Those skates are getting used. Excuse me, I did not buy secondhand eBay skates to not use them. I am going on that lake and I am going to fall over and you are going to laugh.

And we are going to make magical Christmas memories and you're going to like it. I am bad. Very bad.

Laughably bad, hysterically bad. Very bad. Laughably bad, hysterically.

Bawk worthy. It's my lack of spatial awareness. And absolutely no rhythm or balance.

It is hard to be an uncoordinated fool. But at least you'll be there to laugh with me. You know what the cruel irony is? Why was I given such huge dog feet if I'm not going to be able to use them? I love you very much, but I do not have pretty feet.

No. Sweetie, it's okay. I've accepted it, I've moved on, I've even embraced it.

I advise you do the same. No. Leave my disgusting feet alone.

Don't. No. You're gross, you're gross.

Don't. What is wrong with you? I don't know if that makes me love you or pity you.

Don't do that. Freak. You.

You're weird. I love you very much, please don't touch my feet anymore. Please, please.

I love you. Are you going to ice skate too? You can't leave me out there in the wilderness, come on.

I bet you're good. Yeah, but you'll be better than me, come on. Come on, come on.

Get out of that comfort zone. No, you must push, you must excel, you must be slightly uncomfortable in order to grow. I'm sorry I don't make the rules, I just laugh at them.

Please. Please. Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push.

Because I may need to use you as a brace. And when I inevitably fall, you better catch me. You wouldn't dare.

Oh. And we're very lucky that I'm far too lazy to move. Or.

.. something or something. I was gonna make a joke about striking you, but I don't really find domestic violence that funny, so.

.. Joke's on me. Mm-mm.

It's like I've watched a lot of my old favorite movies, and a lot of them have, like, women hitting men. And at the time it was framed as, like, funny, like, ha-ha, she hit him, because he deserved it, and now it's like, ah! She just abused her partner, this is not funny.

But the takeaway is, when we watch these old movies, like, look! Progression has happened, we are growing, woo-hoo! Look how stupid we were.

That's my takeaway. You gotta find the joy. Mm-hmm.

Almost like with my period. Yes, I'm in pain, yes, I wanna vomit, but. ..

I also get to stay in bed with a hot water bottle and chocolate. Source the joy, be the joy. That is what I am taking as my life lesson.

Mm-hmm. Any way I can incorporate lying down and eating chocolate. I'm there.

I'm there. Mm-hmm. Oh.