Winner Pegs Loser

Transcript

Seriously? How can someone who plays video games daily be so shitty at them? No, I'm not being mean, I'm being honest.

This is why people think girls are shit at video games. You're giving us a bad name. Here, hand it over.

Let the real master show you how it's done. Come on. Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you.

And boom, suck my clit. What, like it's hard? You just guard yourself until they stop shooting and then you start shooting.

The game came out in like 2016. You've had plenty of time to actually read the forum boards for tips and tricks. Listen, I'm not saying you're the worst I've ever seen, I'm just saying you're close.

I'm kidding. God, take a joke. When I invited you over to game, I thought there'd be some actual competition involved.

Okay, how about a wager? One round, winner takes all. But I want you to actually have a fighting chance, so just give me a second.

I'll be right back, I'm just gonna grab something from my drawer. Thought I could use a little distraction. Help you have a shot at winning our little contest.

Sorry, hopefully this doesn't turn into a distraction for you. Okay, so once we start, I'll turn her on to the highest setting and give you the highest leg up I can provide. Yes, she's a her-what-do-you-call-your-vibrator-it.

That's just rude to do to a faithful friend. What are the stakes? You want stakes? Okay, let's make this interesting.

Winner pegs loser. Oh, it just became real, didn't it? What, you scared of losing? That's fine, we don't have to play.

Either way, I'm fucking you though, I hope you know that. Okay, I'll shut the fuck up. Pass me the controller.

Can't wait to kick your ass and fuck your pussy. Okay. Three, two, one.

You know, most people don't collect health until they're actually injured, just a little tip. Okay, just trying to help. Oh, and.

.. Boom, one kill on the board for me, and how many for you? Don't feel too bad, I'm sure camping's gonna work out great for you.

Oh, you're protecting your camp? Yeah, I'm sure it's definitely not because your aim is shit. Oh, you are so lucky your team's carrying you right now.

Oh, looks like you're down one now. Not putting up much of a fight, looks like you're gonna get fucked twice tonight, both times by me. Did you even know what you're doing right now? You've walked that same path three times and haven't even bothered to shoot at a single enemy, it's almost like you wanna lose.

Fuck, that is how it's fucking done. Looks like I'll be taking my victory lap back to my drawer. I'd say you put up a noble fight, but I tend not to fib before I fuck.

Lose the pants, princess, or I'll strip them off you and get on the bed while you're at it. I don't screw on the floor. You know, I don't like people who cheat, and I think you cheated me out of a fair win.

So I think a punishment is in order. I'm gonna put my fingers around your throat and I need you to tell me if it gets too much. If it ever gets too tight, if I fuck you too hard, say game over and I'll stop.

Okay? Okay. Good girl.

For that, I'll give you a little reward. You can't even control yourself when I lick you like this. When was the last time someone made you feel this good? This is the first time someone's treated you right.

Now that's just a crime. You still don't know how good it feels for someone to make you cum with just their fingers. I can feel your pussy throbbing around them.

I'm gonna miss this feeling when I inevitably have to stop. Truthfully, I want to lay you down right now and get on with it. But I want to make sure you're ready for me first.

Are you ready? Are you gonna make me feel good too now? Good girl.

Now lay back for me. Now open wide and let me in. Good girl.

Oh, I. .. Fuck.

Oh, I want more. You're still so wet. I'm gonna go even harder now.

Say those two words if you need to. Fingers. I'm gonna use my fingers too.

What? Are those fingers too much for you? Feel too good? Look, I can fit them even deeper.

No, don't even try to back away from me. Baby, you have such a pretty pussy. Oh, you're such a good girl for me.

I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm not done with you yet.

You feel too fucking good. Get on your hands and knees and push your ass up. What? I was in a hurry to get back inside you.

Stop trying to sneak away from me. Okay? Stay with me.

Baby. Bite. Bite down on the pillow if you need to.

Bite harder, baby. Yeah, scream my name into it. Scream it like you fucking hate me.

Raise your hips a bit. Raise your hips a bit. Baby.

Baby. You okay? Hey, calm down.

I get it. That was pretty overwhelming. Baby, you promise you're okay? I know it's tough to give up control like that.

I bet you're pretty exhausted. No, you do not want to go again. You're running on adrenaline.

Right now you're gonna crash. Let's get some rest. Maybe we continue in a few hours.

For now, game over.