Yeah, I know. I don't know about you, but I think I might be done. You know, living around.
I don't think I have to tell you that it didn't go too well. Some water would be nice. Thanks.
Well, frankly, that might have been the worst date I've ever been on. They just. ..
They just didn't seem too interested in me, or the date, or really anything. That was probably the most frustrated I've been in a while. They were just on their phone most of the time.
Like, okay, snap some pictures and check your messages and whatever, fine, but don't just. .. Why? I hate that kind of person.
I really don't know why I stayed for so long. Like, they seemed like a cool person from texting, but then this. I guess that does make quite a bit of sense.
It's kind of fun in a fucked up sort of way. Sorry. Yeah, I could be better.
I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. Geez, I'm really sorry. I show up basically unannounced and they dump all of this on you.
I'm so sorry. Thanks. Well, hey, enough about me.
How are you doing? Maybe you've had better luck than I did? No kidding.
You too, huh? So, what's your story? Huh, I don't know if that's better or worse.
Yeah, you know what? Screw them. Let's have our own fun tonight.
You still have the TV in your room? Okay, sorry. Monitor.
Screen's a screen. Oh no, I am not letting you pick our next cinematic experience or whatever you said. You know why.
Last movie we watched was like four hours long or something? No, I thought you were joking. I don't even remember anything from it.
Listen, I know a good movie, I know what we can watch. Don't worry about it, it's gonna be cool, you're gonna like it. Trust me, alright? You'll see.
Promise. I swear the speakers on this thing got worse. No, I refuse to believe it, I refuse to believe you like it this way.
Just shut up, don't worry about it. Your birthday is in like a couple months, right? I'm gonna get you a nice set of speakers, it's gonna be good, don't worry about it.
Promise, alright? Maybe we should've gotten some snacks or something. Oh, sorry, I should've gotten snacks.
This is literally your house. You know what, I don't even want snacks anymore. Yep, no, I don't care, don't want them, we can keep them.
You know, I can do all of that. Yeah, it's all me. I'll play all of these characters at the same time.
Yep, dumb joke, I don't apologize though, it's part of the course, you know that. Hey, I am kinda cold, you have any more blankets? Damn, not even a hoodie.
Yeah, I know I'm wearing one, but still. Not my fault your insulation is garbage. You mind if I scooch over a bit? Thanks.
I don't deserve you, do I? Well, considering everything that happened today, I'm just glad that I can come back to you. Yeah, I don't want to be anywhere else right now.
I'm surprised you don't have anyone, a partner, I mean, you know? Yep. You kidding me? You are, you're you, come on.
And I don't say that lightly. Ah, shut up, not true, would've believed in yourself more. I guess I should take my own advice, huh? I don't know, all this dating just shoots down my confidence, if anything.
Like, it's kinda scary. You know, what if they think I'm weird? Or what if it just all comes crashing down? What if they think my accent is stupid, weird or something? That kinda thing, you know what I mean? You get me.
Why don't we start dating? Huh? What? No, no, I didn't mean it that way, I'm just kind of surprised, I guess? Well, to be honest, I always thought you just saw me as a friend and nothing more, really.
So, you know, I kinda gave up on you. Yeah, I, uh, I liked you, for a bit. Or, I guess, I still like you.
A bit. A lot. Well, the dates were just me trying to move on, you know? I thought maybe I'd finally let go if I did this.
Guess not. Sorry. I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable or anything. It just kinda. ..
Are you. .. Are you serious? I, uh.
.. Oh. Hey, let me guess.
You thought I didn't like you either? We are so dumb. You are so beautiful.
Oh no, I've always noticed. I'm just a coward. Hey, get closer.
I'm still cold. Yeah, all of this was just a ploy to get warm. So, are we a thing now? I guess that should be a little obvious.
But hey, you never know. Guess I have to get used to this. Uh, where the hell are we? I think we gotta rewind the movie.
We missed like a bazillion plot points probably. Look, we both went in blind. I don't know.
I guess. .. I don't know.
I think they were going to get the thing, the thingamajig. That one. And then they didn't for some reason? I don't know.
Just rewind it. Yeah.