Hey, ladies. Sorry I'm late. I had the worst trip trying to get here.
You won't believe what happened. Do you want to hear? Okay, so, I was on my way, but I got held up when I walked right into the middle of this, like, Scottish marching band parade.
I did. Yeah, and they weren't marching very fast. Well, actually, it was too fast for the old guy playing the bagpipes because, you could tell by the way he was blowing them, he was totally gassed.
Yeah, running out of breath, all red-faced and sweaty and wobbly knees, and the bagpipe sound, oh my God. It wasn't like a dying cat because the cat he was squeezing in that bag was definitely alive, which is why bagpipers always march while they're playing, right? Because they're trying to get away from the sound.
Yeah, yeah, that old gag. Anyway, the guy, he suddenly stopped and dropped, like, fell right into the middle of the street, and he wasn't moving, and I had to, like, hold back the band from marching over him, then do, like, chest compressions on him while the cymbal player gave him mouth-to-mouth. Yeah, and when he came to, you know what he said? Not another brick to the head, was it? Yeah, he was a funny geezer.
Anyway, I'm late, but I got here. So, I gotta tell you something. Your friend there thinks either you or your other friend invited me, and the other friend, she thinks one of you invited me as well, and you think one of them invited me, right?
Do you know how I know that? Because I invited me, and nobody mentioned anything when I sat down. Yeah, it's proof that I'm meant to be here.
I'll explain it soon, but do you know why I'm meant to be here? Because I saw this cute woman at the table, and I had this sudden unexplainable attraction to her, and I needed to whisper something in her ear, because I don't want everyone to hear what I have to say in case that makes it feel uncomfortable. So, yeah, lean in.
Yeah, you're so cute, I want to take you home and keep you. Was that a smile? Well, I guess I'm gonna have to explain to your friends why I'm gonna get you out of here so soon, right?
Okay, give me one second. So, anyway, the old guy, you know, he says to me, do you know if you save the life of a Scotsman, you get to make a wish? And I'm like, only one? What happened to the other two? He said, I used them up already, and it's under my kilt.
And I said, how do you use up two wishes on it? And he said, the first time around, I asked for it to be as big as Nessie, so all I got was a hoax. So, yeah, the Scotsman, he gave me my wish, and I made it, and now I need someone to help me collect on it.
So, unfortunately, we're gonna have to get out of here already. Yeah, I know, we'll arrange another time, okay? Next Friday? How's that? Okay, that's perfect.
See you then. How was that? Smooth, huh? Yeah.
And I just live around the corner. Come on. Welcome to my place.
I hope it's tidy. Yes, thank God. All good, I just wasn't planning on company.
Then again, I guess you never know when you're gonna run into a magical bagpipe man, right? Anyway, you're here to help me make my wish come true, right? And no, I didn't wish for a big, you know, I already have one of those.
Let me put another log on the fire, and you can start by getting cozy with me on the couch. Yeah. I'm snuggling.
Okay, so you know what I wished for, right? No, no, no, not for amazing sex. Although that's not off the table either.
No. It's just that I realized it's about time I met the love of my life. So I made a wish that I would find her.
And I'm not kidding. The moment I walked into the bar and saw you, I was sure, I was sure it was you. And I know you felt it too, or why would you be here, right? So, okay, maybe it was because you thought my new bagpiping friend sounded hot and you wanted to meet him, but I'm gonna take a risk and bet that you had the same feeling I had.
Yeah. You felt your body pulling towards me as soon as I sat down. Uh-huh.
And you could hear yourself saying, oh fuck, it's happening, I want him. Yeah. You wanted my lips against yours.
Yeah. Like this. Yeah.
And you wanted to tear my clothes off me. Yeah, like this. And you wanted me to tear yours off you.
Yeah. You wanted your hands off me. Yeah.
You needed to feel me all over your body. And you knew this would end up happening, but it didn't frighten you. Not even one little bit.
You just felt right. Yeah. But, you're so warm down here.
You need me like I need you, huh? Yeah, oh my god. Get these off.
Yeah, these panties. Oh, fuck. You're so gorgeous.
Can I touch you with my fingers? Yeah. You know what I feel? I can feel those sexy lips down there already opening for me.
Yeah, like little piddles. Oh, fuck. Oh my god.
Look at you. You're really beautiful down there. No, no.
Don't be shy. I love the shape of you. Just let me look once more so I can memorize it.
Oh my god. You're so perfect. Oh my god.
I want you to have me right now. I want your body to have my body. Make it yours.
Take hold of me inside you. Yeah. But I know I need permission, so I'm going to touch the little guardian of your pussy.
Your plait. I'm going to touch her nicely and ask if she'll let me in. Like this.
Yeah. Is that how I ask you, Claire? Is she going to say yes? Please let me inside.
I think she's saying yes. I'm going to tell her something else. I'm going to tell her I promised to look after you.
Your body, your mind, your heart. Yeah. She likes that.
I think that's it. She wants to let me in now. Here I go.
Here I go. That feels good. Can we ease again? Is it burning you too much? Let's just take it slow just in case.
I can already feel it getting wetter and wetter. Keep easing it in. Keep going until I'm totally buried in you.
I can feel your clit so hard and wet against me. She's encouraging me to go all the way in. I'm going to put my fingers on her now.
You feel it slipping around under them like that? Take me in and out now. Let me get a little deeper in you every time.
Like this. That pussy feels so good. Can you feel me inside you? Making that full feeling.
That feeling of something moving in you. I'm going to keep taking it in and out and touching your clit until you open up all the way and come on me. You should look down and see my cock pulling right out of you.
Plunging out of you as it fills you up again. I love giving it to you so much. Just look at your wetness all around the base of my cock when it pulls out.
It's making it glide so easily in and out of you. Stretching you up. Do you want it faster on your clit now? When I saw you I knew I wanted to touch you and hold you.
But I didn't know I wanted to orgasm with you. That's what I need now. I want to explode inside you.
Lift your hips up to meet me now. Fuck my whole cock into your pussy. Do you want to come too? Yeah.
Oh fuck. Look how deep I'm going into you now.