When the dating apps don't work so she goes to a coffee shop to look cute and mysterious

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When the dating apps don't work, so you can sit in a cute cafe with your notebook. Look, all queues are mysterious. Ugh.

Let's do this. Hi, can I have a latte, please? Thank you.

No, paying by card. Thanks. Oh yeah, I do have a loyalty card.

There you go. That's free to go. Thanks.

I'll just sit over there. Okay. I don't even know why I'm bringing my notebook.

It's just people watch anyway. Look at him over there. He's cute.

He's got a notebook too. I wonder if he came in here with the same purpose. Just come here and look mysterious.

God, he truly is handsome. Does he often come here? I wonder.

I mean, I'm here almost every week, but. .. Maybe he's a tourist.

No, he can't be. He looks way too. ..

relaxed. You don't sit down like that with a notebook if you're just a tourist. Shit, he looked at me.

Calm down, calm down. Oh no, Inna, why shut up? I know I came here to look cute and everything and maybe get to know someone, but.

.. My introverted ass could never. God, but he's so cute.

I'm just gonna write in my notebook and do my work, do what I actually came here for. Oh, my coffee. Thank you so much, thank you.

No, no, I don't need sugar, thank you. Gosh, it's been an hour. And he's still here.

Definitely not a tourist. That means he must be local. Or maybe I should, really.

Never mind, I need the bathroom. Oh crap, he's right next to the bathroom. I have to go anyway.

Oh my god, he smells so nice. Am I developing a crush on the random coffee shop guy? Ugh, wake up.

Oh, I'm so sorry, I knocked your scarf off. Totally not intentionally. Thank you.

Definitely not intentionally. Actually, not intentionally. I'm just talking to myself, I'm sorry, I'm right in the middle of work and.

.. My brain is full of information that I. ..

Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I live in the area, I come here a lot, actually. Oh, you're new here.

Wow. That's why I haven't seen you here before. No, I mean, I wasn't really looking at you like that.

Oh crap, I was totally looking at you. You were too. Yeah, I'll have another coffee.

A cortado, I guess. Thank you. Wow.

He was actually looking at me. And now he's paying me a drink. Oh my god.

People do steal me, people in real life. Okay, okay, okay. Calm down.

It's just a coffee with a hot guy. Calm down, he's coming back. Hey.

So, what are you working on? You're a writer, huh? Surely not.

No, it's just a little bit. Feels like it's out of a movie or something. Like, a cute guy sits in a coffee shop and writes his little book or whatever.

And buys the. .. Yeah, I did call you cute.

Okay, but jokes aside, you're really a writer. What are you working on? Financial journalist, okay.

See, I knew it wasn't that magical. You're just writing about the stock market. I'm joking, that's really cool.

That's really cool. So, how do you like life here? Yeah.

Yeah, I would say it's pretty nice. People are friendly, food is great. And there's a good variety of cuisines.

My favourite restaurant? Hmm. It's hard to say, it depends on what you're in the mood for.

But I can give you a list. Take you? Yeah, why not? Are you asking me for a date? Or should I say, are you asking me to take you on a date? I'm joking.

I would be happy to. Oh. Thank you.

You're closing in 20 minutes, okay. That's okay. I have to go home soon anyway and walk my dog.

Hey, I know we just met, but. .. Having such a good chat, would you.

.. Would you wanna come with me and come walk my dog with me? Yeah? Okay.

Sounds great. Thank you for coming out with me. She really seems to like you.

Would you like to. .. Maybe.

.. Come upstairs? Yeah? You haven't even kissed me and I've been waiting for it.

Maybe you should now. Come on. Come.

Come here. Come here. I want you.

No, I don't care about waiting. We've spent the whole afternoon together. So, you know.

.. Why would I wait anymore? I just want you.

Come in, come in. I'll take this off. Come here.

Can I kiss you? Let me kiss your neck. You smell so nice.

Do you notice how nice you smell in the coffee shop? No. Oh god.

Let's take this off. Wow. You're so hot.

Can I? No? Why? Oh.

You want to first. Alright. Who am I to stop you? Oh yes.

Wow. Oh yeah. Oh yes.

Yes, you feel good. Oh yes. Baby.

I like it. You feel good. You feel really good.

Oh. You're so good with your tongue. Oh my god.

I didn't think. .. I didn't think this would be how my day ends.

Yeah, you wanna. .. I push your finger in.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh god. Oh god, that's so good. Oh fuck.

Oh yes. Hold my hand. Hold my hand.

Yes. Okay. Okay.

My turn. My turn. I wanna.

.. I wanna. ..

I wanna go down on you. I wanna. ..

I wanna taste you. I want to have you in my mouth. Kiss me first.

Okay, lay down. Okay, lay down. Oh my god.

Yes. I love how hard you are for me. Do you like your balls licked? Yeah? Yeah? Okay.

Sorry. Do you like that? Yeah? Are you close to coming? I don't want you to come yet.

I want you inside me. I want to feel this beautiful cock inside me. Okay.

Are you on top? Yeah. Okay.

Condom. One second. There should be one right here.

Here we go. There we go. Let's see what for you.

Put it in. Oh yes. Yeah.