When Kissy-Kissy-Boo-Boo Turns Spicy 😳

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Mmm, baby, here's water. Hmm? Oh, it's nothing.

I probably got it from hand-washing my clothes. I don't know. Yeah.

Well, I hand-washed my underwear and bras. Um, I don't know. Probably.

I really don't know. I don't remember. No, it doesn't hurt.

I mean, of course, if you press it, it's gonna hurt a little, but it's no big deal. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Baby, it's really no big deal.

I. .. I'm not clumsy.

I'm just, you know, when I'm focused doing things, I got bruises here and scratches here and there. But this is not the worst. When I'm cooking, when I'm chopping, I'm a dangerous chopper.

Oh, there are times that I almost chop off my fingers with a piece of flesh. I'm fine, honey. I'm fine.

Trust me. Aw, I know. I know you love me.

Aw, you wanna kissy-kissy boo-boo me? Aw. I'm not a child.

But okay, this feels good. And the scratch? Okay.

No, it's a mole, honey. It's a mole. It's not a scar.

Aw. You're so sweet. You're making me like.

.. Like a honey. My eyes are sore because of the pain.

Honey, my eyes are sore because of too much TikTok. Are you gonna kiss my eyes? My eyelids? Please? Thank you, honey.

Oh, my head hurts. Please. Please kiss my head so it can heal faster.

Thank you. Oh, honey. I forgot to apply lip balm.

My lips are peeling a little bit because they're too dry. Would you kiss them? I can't believe you're actually doing this.

You're actually playing this with me. Well, I enjoy it. Do you enjoy it? Okay.

You're just trying to find excuses to kiss me, kiss my body, kiss my skin. I hope you're enjoying this as much as I do. Oh, my back.

Honey, I just remember my back. My back. It's sore.

It's so sore because I woke up really hard today. Kiss my back, honey. Thank you.

No, I have no bruises, no wounds in my thighs. No, you don't have to check. You don't have to check for me.

Honey. That's the mole. You know I have moles on my thighs.

Oh, my gosh. Honey. Babe, don't.

You're gonna. .. Babe, no.

It's itchy. Don't, don't. You know where this is going.

Honey. No, you don't have to caress them. My thighs are fine.

They're perfectly fine. It's itchy. Honey.

Don't. No. Baby, you're going to have a remote meeting soon.

No, we can't do this. No. Please.

No, please. What about the meeting? You can't call in sick right before the meeting.

No. No. Baby.

No. Well, at least after the meeting, I'm. ..

What about the meeting? What about. ..

Are you sure it's okay that you can skip? What do you mean they won't notice? They will notice.

Oh, you don't, you don't turn on cameras? What? How is that a meeting with all of you not turning on cameras? Oh, shit.

No, I was not distracting you. I was just bringing up another, you know, topic. Oh my god.

Oh my god, a grenade and a mustard. Okay, okay, as long as you don't get in trouble.