What's on the Menu?

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So this is the place I've been hearing about. With the wine you can't find anywhere else, and the salad dressing that tastes like heaven. I love it when you take me out to places that mean something to you.

It's fun. A nice little adventure. And, quite frankly, any excuse to see you in that dress.

Oh, that blue goes so well with your eyes. Stop it. Fine.

We'll talk about the restaurant instead. I like this place. I like the dim lighting.

I like the layout. They get a lot of people in here, and it still doesn't feel crowded. Everybody looks so friendly.

I'm impressed. Yeah, I see the waving. Do you know everyone here? Oh, just the right people.

Alright, alright. I didn't mean to offend. Well, whoever it is, you know they seem to have access to a table.

Shall we? Please, let me get that chair for you. There you are.

That's it. Park that gorgeous ass right down. I mean, right here.

Here's your seat. Don't mind if I join you, do you? Oh, the pleasure is all mine.

So what's good here, besides everything? Well, the view, obviously. What language is this menu in? Uncultured? Absolutely not.

I'll make you a deal. Since I already know what kind of wine you like here. I'll order that, and you order us dinner.

Order us drinks, you order dinner. Deal. And look, here comes our guy.

Yes, please, we'd like a bottle of that one, and two glasses, please, and some extra bread when you can. Thank you very much. I can see why you enjoy it here.

The tables don't even lift off the floor when I lean on them. It's the mark of quality, for sure. No, most of the places I take you to, if you put your elbow on the table, the other corner lifts up.

All the food falls off. Describing our house? Fine.

Fine, I'll fix it. Hey, what's that little grin you've got? Your other favorite thing about this place? The bathrooms.

That's not weird. Please tell me we did not come here to smuggle out fancy paper towels. Did I put all this on so we could come here and take the wet wipes from the bathroom? We can splurge for the house if you want.

Just go see for myself? Well, I probably ought to wash my hands before they bring any food out, so I'll go take care of that. And you, just don't disappear on me.

Okay? Good. The bathroom's nice and all, but hopefully this isn't the best part of this place.

I mean, that mirror is made for bathroom selfies. Just a second. Whoa, hey! Oh, it's you.

Hey, babe, is everything alright? I was expecting to see you back at the table. Here? No.

Now? Did I hear the lock? Yeah.

I wouldn't want anyone coming in here. Oh, what's gotten into you? You shut that door so fast.

What do you mean, these places—soundproof? No. They couldn't possibly have a soundproof bathroom.

Are you sure? Oh, that naughty fucking smile. Who tipped you off about that? We're about to fuck, aren't we? Well, if that's true, I'm assuming I won't find much under your dress now, will I? Mmm.

Oh, it's warm. And what's this? Oh, sopping wet.

Fuck. Did you leave a trail getting here from our table? Well, I don't know how I can possibly say no to this.

Oh, but we have to be quick. They'll be coming back with our wine soon. We don't want to miss that.

Bend over the sink for me for a second. Oh, look how shiny and slick you are. God, that pussy looks ready for me.

Mmm, I can smell you from back here, beautiful. It's driving me crazy. Oh.

Mmm. May I? Yeah? Mmm.

Oh, I can taste how bad you want it. Mmm, that's it. That's it.

Push it back against my nose, baby. Mmm. Oh, there's nothing they make here that tastes better than you, is there? Mmm, no.

Oh, your clit tastes so good. Mmm. Mmm, get it all over my beard, and that's it.

Oh, that's it, baby. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Put that clit right in my mouth. Mmm.

Put your ass on the sink. There you go. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Oh, God, look at me.

Mmm. Look down here. Hi.

Mmm. Mmm. Now tilt that head back again.

Oh, close your eyes and grab the sink. Fuck. Oh.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

I love fucking that little pussy with my tongue. Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, fuck. Mmm. Mmm.

Put your leg up on the sink. There you go. Here, let me slide it in.

Get these off. Oh, there it is. God, I didn't think you could get me so hard so fast.

Mmm. Mmm. Especially in here.

Fuck. That's it. Wrap your hand around it.

Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, that's it. It's good and hard. Oh, that's gonna fill you up.

That's gonna push your pussy out a little bit. Oh, you ready for me? Mmm.

That's it. Oh. Oh, fuck, I love this angle.

Mmm. Oh, God, I love being able to spread you and see your dripping cunt sucking off my shaft. Oh, look at that.

Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.

Mmm. Mmm. Look at you in that mirror.

Oh, God, tits bouncing, getting your little whole pleasure in the fucking bathroom, you naughty, naughty girl. Oh, it's so good. So smooth.

Mmm. The way your dress looks pulled up over your ass. It's ready to slide down and obscure my view.

Oh, I won't fucking have it. Mmm. Mmm.

If I've gotta use this thing like reins and ride you in here, I will. Here, give it to me. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Fuck, anyone here was just a draft breeze away from having their, oh, wildest dreams kicked up a few notches, weren't they?

Oh, peek at this ass. Oh, it would buckle the knees of most men. Mmm.

Oh, they don't know how to use it. What do you do with your clit while you get fucked? Which angle you like the best to push right up inside you.

Fuck, you're good. Oh. Oh.

Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Let me feel those fingers in between mine.

Mmm. Oh, you're soft everywhere tonight, aren't you? Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm gonna come. If you're not wearing panties, this is gonna run all down your legs.

No? No, in your mouth? Oh.

Oh, you're gorgeous. Maybe we can split this appetizer. Oh, get your mouth on me.

Go on, go on. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Don't swallow it all, beautiful. Don't.

Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh.

Oh, God. Oh, that's it. Suck it all out.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, God. Did you keep a little? Let me see it.

Come here. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Clean me off real quick. I'm covering your fucking pussy. Clean me off.

There you go. Oh, good girl. Mmm.

One more for me. Mmm. Excellent.

Alright, if we both get out of here quick, no one will even notice. Oh, fuck. Alright, let's go.

Now tell me how I got so lucky while you put that arm around mine. I'll take you right back to our table. Well, would you look at that.

Two glasses of wine, ready and waiting. That should be the one you like, right? I did overhear the waiter say it pairs well with their white sauce.

You'll have to let me know if that's true. Don't you lick your lips at me. I will take you right back in there and fuck you right in your ass.

Do not even think, absolutely not, no, no, no. This is a respectable establishment. I will not be drawn by your, nope, no, no, no, no, no.