What Are Friends For? - Intro

Transcript

Thanks for having me out tonight, you two. And for letting me stay. I'm good to drive, but, you know, it's raining out there.

So, you headed up to bed? Oh, you want to hang out a bit more? No, yeah, that sounds great.

I'd love some quiet company after the rager game night that we had. How do you feel about sitcoms? Yeah, I really like that episode too.

So, y'all going upstairs? Yeah, okay. No, I think I'll be fine down here.

You really set me up right. Good night- wait, I'm sorry, but can I say something? I love how affectionate you are with her.

You two have been together so long. How do you stay so connected? What's that look mean? Oh, come on, we're all friends here.

You can tell me. Yeah, I know you can't keep your hands off of each other. I saw the touchy-feelys all night.

You make it a point to- what? Have a red-hot sex life. Wow.

No, no, no, that's cool. That's great. I'm happy for you guys.

Wait, did me staying over put a damper on your plans? No! Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to do that. You guys can have sex in front of me anytime you want. Um, that's only half a joke.

I- I wouldn't mind watching you two. In fact, I think that'd be really sexy. Well, yeah.

I mean, I've always found you both really attractive. Have you ever done it in front of anyone before? Well, I'm game if you are and don't mind a little color commentary and encouragement.

Yeah, I'm comfy right here. The couch is yours. The couch is yours.

Okay, so this is the part where we all sit and stare at each other silently. Hot. Okay, if we wait for things to progress entirely organically, we might be waiting a really long time, so how about you kiss her?

That's innocent enough, right? Yeah, that's cute, but really kiss her.