Kind of anti-climactic after so many attempts to load this hopefully, you still like it despite my frustrations. I guess I’m figuring someone will putting this much effort into getting it up. based on a real phone call with a friend who is no longer with us, live it up while you can.
Hey man. No, this is a perfect time to talk. I'm glad you called back.
It's good to hear from you. It's been a little while. Yeah, I'm just, you know, BSing, closing out a day of work, you know, trying to find things to stay busy.
How you doing? Same old, same old. Well, that's good though, because last I remember checking, your status quo was on the up, you know? Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, no, I did get those pictures you accidentally sent me. That's awesome. Yeah, it's an attractive girl.
It's nice to see you happy and settled down a little bit. But nevertheless, of course, I'm here to be a corrupting influence to your settling down. Yes, I mean, I guess before I launch, what's your situation? Are you all strictly monogamous? Or do you have some room for some extracurricular activities, if you will? A little room.
All right, that's good. That's what I like to hear. Yeah.
Well, so firstly, you know, when I first met my sweet baby angel, you know, I had come to you with that gloating review, you know, talking about how we ought to show her our tag team magic and fluid chemistry, you know, and then it just didn't pan out right away. And things got a little bit more serious between her and I. And there's this sort of like middle stage, right, where it's like, it's no longer just a hookup, it's turning serious.
And there's this a honeymoon, you know, infatuation, and along with it, probably a lesson desire or comfort with sharing. But, you know, I think we've come full circle. So somewhere, you know, in the not too distant future, I wanted to invite you either to come over to our place or, you know, my whole fantasy with the anonymous third, you know, while I'm either getting a blowjob or the more advanced iteration, and I shouldn't say it that way, but it was a progression, I guess, you know, where she's riding me and somebody else comes to her from behind and and puts it in the back door, or, you know, or fucks her pussy while she sucks my dick and I don't let her look at who it is or meet the person.
Yeah, well, we've been going to that sex club and did exactly that. Almost every time we've been there, just she's super into it now, too. And actually, I think she thinks that it's all been largely one person, and then she might have had the thought that it was somebody different.
One instance, because of just something about the way that they felt or undertook things, which is funny, because there's been like four different guys at this point. You know, she has no clue. I love it so much.
Yeah, we just did the whole the DP version. I think it's twice now. And the other, the old classic spit roasting a few times.
So I was thinking, you know, ahead of our get together, you know, when we're going to meet at your housewarming party, then maybe you could come with us to the club and it might be kind of fun or hot to, upon introducing your spring on her, that in fact, you all have met. You could say it, whatever. Slick and, you know, conniving way you want.
Tell her, oh, you know, it's a pleasure to meet you face to face, too. You have a magnificently tight little asshole that I loved sticking my cock into at the sex club last weekend. I mean, this time, it's just a lot of fun, man.
There's a reason I'm head over heels, you know, I mean, that's not purely sexual, but it's got to be a large part, you know, for gentlemen with our general deportment, if you will. Yeah, she's a little freak for sure. And I mean, whichever of those two calls your name to, you know, I don't mind, dude, if you want to, if you want to stick it in her ass, that's perfectly fine.
We could do both even. But yeah, she's a little freak and she, I feel, needs a, you know, a variety of dick in her life. You know, I've been playing with her, telling her how, you know, doesn't she have a good and open-minded daddy who's willing to even recruit somebody with a slightly bigger dick to fuck her from behind.
And she kind of just went along with it and started giving me these praises about not being competitive or concerned like that. But the truth of the matter is, you know, there's one dude that his dick's fucking long, but I got him beat all day girth-wise. And in fact, of all of the four or five people that I've recruited, I know my shit is the thickest and I definitely take a silent satisfaction in that.
But you know, we're like fucking dick identical twins, you know, so you'll be neck and neck, you know, fattest dicks ever up in that butthole. Well, as far, I mean, I don't, like I said, I'm thinking of the past, but yeah. No, it wasn't even by design, you know, it was just something I observed and took some satisfaction.
I mean, maybe at this point, you know, I'll stick to them and keep it that way, but who the fuck knows, you know. But anyway, that's that. Let me know, you know, no shade.
I mean, I don't know, like I said, I don't know what your situation is a hundred percent, but I think it would be fun. I don't want to cause any strife on the home front, but at the same time, come on, bro. I know she's not into it, you know, it's okay.
You can run up in my honey boo boo and not reciprocate, you know, it's okay. I won't hold it against you. You know, the other thing though, and this one, for real, I'm kind of, I mean, you know, you're going to do what you're going to do and what you're comfortable with, but I'm going to say, like, I'm pulling a bro card.
Like, I need some, I need some support on this one. So to whatever extent you're able to participate in what I'm about to outline, it would be greatly appreciated. So you remember my friend, Alicia, that I told you a lot about, we've kind of like been, uh, you know, periodic fuck buddies for like a decade.
Yeah. From Seattle. Yeah.
Well, she's coming out. We had the trip planned before. Nanj and I got together and she's cool with it, you know, as cool as one would be with something like that.
And we'll probably have a three-way encounter or two is, you know, Alicia likes ladies and has dated many and my sweet baby angels just exploring her bisexual inclination. So maybe the two of them will hit it off and, you know, uh, scissor fucking 69 each other's brains out all week long and I won't have a stress in the world. That would be great.
But the thing is, Miss Alicia is a certifiable nympho sex freak. Hence our sustained 10-year interaction. And I guess she's grown accustomed to during our visits, a certain amount of sexual gratification that being early in another relationship, I feel a little bit hesitant to assume I'll be able to provide all week long.
And I mean, I don't want it to sound like that's the entirety of the interaction, you know, we'll have fun, uh, going record shopping and, you know, hitting some uh, bar band punk shows or whatever. And yeah, I don't know, maybe I'll get her to tattoo me or cut my hair, you know, we'll have fun. Um, and hopefully, you know, like I said, we'll, uh, yeah, we'll, we'll bang down.
I'm very much looking forward to that too, but I don't want to neglect my new relationship because we've been going at it twice a day, which is what her and I generally do on our little rendezvous. And I mean, we go at it, you know, we make those two a day count. Um, yeah.
And she's fun, man. She's a lot of fun. She is, I've showed you a picture before, right? Yeah.
A lot of tattoos, you know, full sleeves on both arms and legs and her neck and chest and tits like fully tattooed. And well, yeah. And our chest and like cleavage and the tops of her tits Well, yeah.
And our chest and like cleavage and the tops of her tits and the entirety of it. Well, here, let me, uh, yeah, no, it's fine. If I show you some nudes, I, uh, she's definitely switch, but in our interaction, I am the dominant one.
So I can definitely like, I kind of have carte blanche to tell her what's, uh, what's up. So I can definitely show you her pictures without a care in the world for sure. So don't feel skeezy.
You can, you can I'm going to bring this up in front of her with the two of us there and be like, So, uh, Barry felt awkward viewing your pictures, uh, on just my say. So Barry, you still feel awkward now that you just had your dick in Alicia's ass. I told you, didn't I? Uh, and I'm telling you, so she, yeah, she's hot, right? She's a lot of fun.
And I know you and I are both, you know, president and vice president of the uh, itty bitty titty fan club, you know, I don't think either of us has had a girlfriend who wasn't roughly flat chested, but, um, gosh, you know, her and a handful of others. Yeah. My aunt that I had the love affair with and, uh, yeah, the snitch dude sister for sure.
Well, as Alicia rounds out the trifecta of women that keep me humble and in appreciation of the utter sexiness of all fucking body types. Yeah. She's, she's tall.
She's five 11, you know, and thick as hell. And so you could take a fucking dick all night long. No doubt about it.
You never feel, uh, worried that you're hurting her. I'll say that much. So, you know, could I fully satiate the two of them probably for a day or two? Probably for a day or two.
Could I do it all week long? I mean, it might be a stretch and I'm just saying, I think it might be more fun for everybody if there's a team effort, you know? So, oh, and I should have said earlier, you know, so this could be the sort of segue.
There's a particular request she has made of me that I am needing to recruit some gentlemen to actualize. And in the event that, uh, you know, you hit it off and like what you see and feel during, uh, you know, this event, then maybe you could just even rendezvous one or two more times throughout the week and, you know, keep her, uh, dick quota, you know, in the space I usually, uh, you know, provide as an accommodating host. Host.
Yeah. So the fantasy, um, is that she wants to get gang banged by, in her words, uh, five is optimal, but anywhere from four to seven will do. Yeah.
So her explanation was that with five, you can, um, how did she say it? She said it's enough people that it feels like a categorically different thing than a one-on-one or even a threesome. It's enough dick and enough male stature in the room to be intimidating.
She could have all of her holes stuffed and still have one person standing over her, putting their balls and dick in her face or vying for one of the other positions and somebody else just generally kind of groping or providing commentary. And yeah, that's enough people that she would have a feeling of being totally overwhelmed and outnumbered. So yeah, she's a, she's a freaky little slut indeed.
I love her so much. She's a great friend. She's really been a really, really good friend to me and I really love her a lot.
So I want to make this happen for her, you know, and, um, it's been about two going on three years since she directly asked for it. And I did try to orchestrate it out there, but gosh, it was kind of a dud. It was all people that I found on like apps and stuff.
And I don't know, there was very Seattle, like every profile was like my third eye is 79% open and I can give a 16th chakra, 85th dimensional orgasm with a corkscrew movement of my left pinky finger. And I could participate in this gangbang telepathically if needed and yada yada. It was just exhausting.
I was like, look, like, no, that's cool. Uh, I just need somebody who's, you know, horny and virile to help me fucking dog out my friend who wants to get gangbanged aggressively by five guys. And yeah, it was just the chemistry was not there, you know, like switching positions was awkward.
And the one guy couldn't get hard and he was not very graceful about it. He kept calling attention to it and almost complaining. And I was like, look, dude, like it happens to everybody, like no shade, but like, could you stop killing the vibe and just step off and, you know, see if you can't calm yourself and get hard and then jump in, but I guess not.
So yeah, I just, I think with, you know, our level of experience working off of each other, we would be able to provide a much, much better experience. So can you do that for me, man? I really, I kind of need you on this one.
I think that, I mean, whoever else is there to fill out the, the crew, I think if the two of us are at the center, then we can kind of take charge and it's almost like we can't go wrong, you know? All right, sweet. You know, it would be the day that we, she arrives, which is next Wednesday.
I'd pick her up from the airport and I guess bring her straight over to my apartment. Although we kind of have a tradition of.