We’re the Neighbours 2: Return of the Headboard

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Your neighbours, Filthy Markus and Ambrosia turn up after returning from their swingers weekend away, making small talk with you outside. After you go back in, you put the TV on, get into bed and place a hot cup of coffee beside you, but before long your exhibitionist neighbours start having fun behind your bedroom wall... Find more at FilthyMarkus.com

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Oh hiya. Hiya, you alright? Yeah, cold today.

Thanks for keeping an eye on our flat while we went away for the weekend. Oh where did we go? Oh, it was one of our cultural weekends away.

You won't have seen it advertised on any funny websites, don't worry. Oh, is that the parcel for us? Thank you so much.

Who are LH trading? Oh, I don't know. It's probably my prescription sunglasses.

Did you see that letter Landlord sent round? Takes the fucking piss doesn't it? Having us allow access for a survey so they can find a reason to raise the rent.

Anyway, as long as you're alright, we'll see you another time, won't we Marcus? Yeah, cool, I'm starving. Can't wait to get that pizza in the oven.

That's how you get to make the last exit. They won't even let you walk to the door, but if you do, they'll get out of the way for you. Oh cool.

And if you don't get far, you can kick them out. You think you're cool, don't you? Oh yeah, you bet you are.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh.

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