We’re the Neighbours 2: Return of the Headboard
Your neighbours, Filthy Markus and Ambrosia, catch up with you outside your flat after getting back from their swingers weekend away. You all go into your respective flats and you put the TV on, after a while overhearing them have sex, as you turn the TV off you begin to masturbate and finally get your magic wand out and have a powerful climax to their moans.
Transcript
Oh hiya. Hiya, you alright? Yeah, cold today.
Thanks for keeping an eye on our flat while we went away for the weekend. Oh where did we go? Oh, it was one of our cultural weekends away.
You won't have seen it advertised on any funny websites, don't worry. Oh, is that the parcel for us? Thank you so much.
Who are LH trading? Oh, I don't know. It's probably my prescription sunglasses.
Did you see that letter Landlord sent round? Takes the fucking piss doesn't it? Having us allow access for a survey so they can find a reason to raise the rent.
Anyway, as long as you're alright, we'll see you another time, won't we Marcus? Yeah, cool, I'm starving. Can't wait to get that pizza in the oven.
That's how you get to make the last exit. They won't even let you walk to the door, but if you do, they'll get out of the way for you. Oh cool.
And if you don't get far, you can kick them out. You think you're cool, don't you? Oh yeah, you bet you are.
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-watering second of every track.