We're The Neighbours
Two years have passed since Markus and Ambrosia had that threesome with a girl at the bar, and they now live next door to you. You go outside to chuck some rubbish away and bump into Ambrosia, having a polite conversation and going back inside to relax. You decide to get a little nap in bed, and then you overhear something, which you cannot admit to yourself you enjoy, they're having sex again.
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Light a candle, lay back and allow filthy Marcus to drop you into orgasmic bliss. Ah, hiya. You alright? Uh huh, yeah.
Bin day tomorrow. Lovely to see the sun has come out. Yeah, thanks for taking that parcel in.
Much appreciated. Oh well, see you next time. Have you all been mentioned enough by the candidates at the moment? Well, if I'm honest, I think Liz Twist's earring has got more to mention last night than the levelling of the North agenda and policy, and it's meant to be a flagship of the Conservative government.
And that kind of tells a wider story really about how a lot of people in Northern England feel. You know, there's been a North-South divide for a long time, and what we're asking for is newspaper editors and representatives of leaders in the North to say, you know, we need to bridge this substantial gap that exists. And the figures released today show that that gap isn't made up, it's very, very real.
And, you know, one of the issues I'm particularly concerned about for my region is the stabbering levels of child policy that we have in the North West. And we'll get onto that in a second. You were talking there and it sounds like there's real anger from you, and do you think your readers as well, about this issue and it not being addressed?
Yeah, I think the term levelling up continues to be a soundbite. Thank you. Thank you.
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