Welcoming you in the neighbourhood

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Hey, you ready for some treats? Oh, well, that's a first. Aren't you a little old for trick-or-treating? Sorry, I was just expecting kids, not someone my age.

Well, I mean, it's great to see someone so enthusiastic about Halloween. Hold on a second. Actually, I have some treats for you.

Record with your mic and get some candy. Yeah, that'll do. Here you go.

Mm-hmm. I haven't seen you around here before. Do you live in a neighborhood? Ah, I see.

Well, then, I guess I'll have to go. I'll see you later. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. I see. Well, this is an unusual way to meet a new neighbor.

But it's creative. I'll give you that. Well, welcome to the neighborhood.

I'm Jack. What's your name? Ah, it's nice to meet you.

What brings you to the city? Ah, sweet. Congratulations.

When are you starting the new gig? Another two weeks of freedom? Any plans? Besides, you know, trick-or-treating? Gotcha.

Gotcha. Well, I could show you around, if you want. I was born and raised here, so I know a place or two.

Oh, sorry, I was totally flirting with you. Well, you are definitely the prettiest woman in a bedsheet I have ever seen. Sorry, of course, the prettiest ghost I have ever seen.

And I would regret not shooting my shot. So, can I show you around sometime? Yeah? Sweet.

Here, give me your number, and I'll text you the deets. Thanks. I like how you just cut a big hole for your entire head in the sheet.

Most people do like the classic holes, but this is a very creative take. I'm just teasing you. Makes it easier to have some candy and costume.

Or enjoy a drink. Well, of course, I don't want to keep you from your quest of meeting the neighbors. Unless.

.. You would join me for one of those drinks? Oh, great! Well, come in.

Make yourself at home. I'm not well versed in ghost costumes. Does the bedsheet stay on? Or do I hang it on the coat hanger? True, it is quite warm in here.

I was ready for a comfy night in. Just hand me the sheet. I'll hang it up.

Sorry for staring. It's just, the bedsheet definitely didn't do your body justice. Right, right, right.

I'll take care of that. So, about that drink. What are you feeling? I'm stocked up on pretty much everything.

Sure, let me grab that for you. Here. Here.

Cheers, and happy Halloween! I was planning to have a quiet night. Maybe watch a few movies, have a few drinks.

I kind of went all out on the candy front, but it's been pretty quiet. Most of the neighbors are too old, or I guess too boring, to go trick-or-treating. Here, want to sit down? Sorry, my couch is kind of small.

But it is very comfortable. Glad you agree. So how are you liking the neighborhood so far? Most people here are very nice.

Lots of young families. Just stay away from 208. Mr.

Milani is kind of a grump. Yeah, the brick house with the manicured yard. He's lived there since fucking, well, forever.

I remember playing with the other kids on the street when I was like 10 or 11. Our ball rolled into his yard. We were all terrified of him.

So we played rock, paper, scissors for who had to take the ball back. And of course, I lost. As soon as I set one foot on his yard, the window flew open and he started yelling at me.

I learned so many new curse words that day. So, if you want to get back out there later, I would avoid that house. Oh, well, of course, you're more than welcome to stay for as long as you want.

It is kind of chilly outside, even with that bed sheet. Even with that bed sheet. Well, tell me about yourself.

Me? Sure, I'll start us off. Well, like I said, I was born and raised in the city.

Briefly moved away to get my degree, but I ended up moving back here once I finished. My childhood home is two streets down. My old folks live there.

Became a paramedic, just like my dad. Yeah, got admitted to the advanced care paramedicine program and still work as an ACP today. Yeah, I actually love my job.

Weird work hours, but it pays well. Real well. That's how I was able to afford this tiny couch.

Oh, I'm kidding. I really need to get a bigger one. Just haven't found one ass comfy yet.

Let's see, what else can I say to impress you? Oh, I am a terrible cook, but very passionate about it. Don't get me wrong, I can do all the basics.

I can make a mean fried rice. And my cornbread gets rave reviews at every Thanksgiving dinner. But in my head, I am always convinced that I am good at improvising recipes.

But it never works. Like, never. I have made so many inedible, cursed creations.

But they're all made with love. Well, enough about me though. What about you? Where did you grow up? Oh.

Really? I've never been there. Heard good things though.

How do you feel about the move here? Hmm. Yeah, I get that.

But I promise, there's lots of great spots around here. Do you hike? There's a few trails around here that are pretty spectacular in the fall.

Of course. I'd love to. Well, I think you're pretty great.

I admire your confidence to put yourself out there and knock on your new neighbor's door. And I'm glad you knocked on mine. Fuck.

Okay. I'm taking a risk here. And if you want to call me crazy and leave, please.

By all means, feel free. But. ..

I really want to kiss you. Can I kiss you? Can I kiss you? Oh, thank fuck.

Mmm. God, you're so fucking sexy. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Fuck it.

Come here. Straddle me. Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah. Just like.

.. Mmm. Fuck.

Oh, your body feels so good on top of me. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Your thighs. Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah. Grind against me.

Mmm. Fuck. Mmm.

Mmm-hmm. Of course I am. You're straddling me.

I'm grinding on my cock. Of course I'm hard. Give me those lips.

Keep grinding on my cock. I don't want you to stop until your juice is soaked through your pants. Mmm.

Fuck. That's it. Mmm.

Tell me what you want. Mmm-hmm. Oh, I'm ready to give you anything you fucking want.

Mmm. Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

Is that what you want? Oh, you can have it all, beautiful. As long as you take those clothes off for me.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Get up.

Take them off. Then sit down on my couch. Spread those beautiful legs for me.

And let me eat. Holy fuck. Oh, you're gorgeous.

Now, make yourself comfortable. That's it. Fuck.

Look at your pretty pussy. Look how easily my fingers glide around your wet, wet skin. I can't wait to taste you.

Mmm. Mmm-hmm. And your bones.

Those pretty bones. Oh, be loud for me. Let me hear how good you feel.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. You sound so hot.

Fuck. You sound so hot. Fuck.

Oh, wrap your legs around me. Pull me closer. That sweet, sweet taste.

Mmm-hmm. Let me feed you with my fingers. Oh, you feel so warm and wet.

Such a perfect spot to bury my dick into. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

But first, I'll get you nice and close. But once I've thrust my cock into you, you're going to be clenching around me. Mmm-hmm.

Yeah. Just like that. Push into me.

That's it. Attagirl. Such a good, desperate mess for me.

Oh, fuck yeah. Fucking grab me. Mmm.

Push me into you. Mmm. Fuck.

Mmm. Yeah. Oh, you're so delicious.

A yard. Mmm-hmm. Oh, you want my cock? Aww.

Are you getting close? Mmm-hmm. You want to come around my cock while I fuck you senseless? Is that what you need? Mmm.

Say it. Beg me to fuck you. Mmm-hmm.

Mmm. I could get used to you begging for my cock. Attagirl.

Lucky for you, I can't hold back anymore either. Here. Spit.

Spit in my hand. That's it. Mmm.

Mmm. See how your spit mixes with my pre-cum? Now, get on your knees.

Put your hands on the back of the couch. Good girl. Are you ready? Good.

Oh, fuck. Oh, you feel so fucking good. No.

Oh, fuck. Oh, you feel so good. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, you like that? Oh, fucking scream for me.

Oh, yes. Take it. Oh, take my fucking heart.