Welcome to the Big Beautiful Buns Bakery

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Well hello there, darlin'. Welcome to the Big Beautiful Buns Bakery, home of the biggest, fluffiest, sweetest buns this side of the Mississippi. What can I get you, darlin'? Oh, you want the special? Well luckily for you, I happen to have just made another batch.

Mm, ain't nothin' like freshly baked buns from the oven. So warm and soft and fluffy, it's like a slice of heaven. But anyways, you sure you wanna try that? It's the first time I hear.

No, you sure? Well, oh, and you want the baker's bun special? Well darlin', darlin', that I only offer to my regulars.

They know the power of these buns. And I wonder if you could handle it. Oh, you were wearing stretcher pants today? Well darlin', it's more than that.

Oh, so much more than that. Mm? Oh, you want a pair of Big Beautiful Buns yourself? Well, I gotta say, I certainly have a sickness for the thickness, but these buns are a force of their own.

Heck, look at mine. Oh, these Big Beautiful Buns. They always go straight to my thighs.

And you can see why I am so dedicated to creating the perfect set of buns. Both in my bakery and on my body. But I like your tenacity.

I'm curious as to see how big you can get. So, go make yourself comfortable over there, sweetheart, and I will get you my fluffiest, sweetest, freshest set of buns from this batch. I just hope you can handle all these sweet buns.

Mm? Oh, and you want a honey bun too? Ah, such a glutton for punishment.

Right away, darlin'. Just get comfortable, okay? Mm.

Order up, dear. There you go. Oh, the bigger than you thought? Well, yes, of course, darlin'.

I don't really like giving anybody small, meager portions. Not part of Southern generosity. And for you, I made sure I gave you the best buns in this batch.

And, of course, your honey bun. So much sweetness, if you can manage to finish it all. So, get eatin'.

I love to watch others enjoy my buns. Oh, look at you, just nibbling and gnawing away. Just completely tearing into those buns, huh? Well, I'm sure you'll feel it soon.

Those things sit so heavy in the stomach. But don't you worry, pretty little head. Your tummy's gonna make quick work of it.

And then I'm sure it'll settle in other places of your body. Oh, and would you look at that? Don't worry, dear.

Your belly's gonna be bulging and so will your butt. That booty of yours is certainly going to put on a few inches. Or maybe a bit more than that, since you did get the baker's special.

What do I put in them to make them so good? Well, that's certainly a baker's secret. No one should know the wonderful secrets of my buns.

Just enjoy the effects. And I've got to say, you look so cute with a little extra weight on you. Or in this case, you'll certainly be getting a lot of extra poundage.

Oh, wow. You certainly weren't kidding. You came prepared.

Just prepared to demolish my buns. And have it so sickly settle onto you. Although I gotta say, your clothing is starting to feel a little bit of a strain.

Are you sure you're up for this? Oh, well. Far be it from me to keep a good customer from enjoying these tasty, tasty buns.

Oh? Well, it seems like your little plan to stretch your pants didn't work. These buns are getting way too big.

I don't think anything can contain this booty for much longer. And so is your belly. Just look at how big you're getting, you little dough ball.

And you still have more to go. Not to mention this honey bun. You sure you think you can finish this, darling? Oh.

Okay, if you are totally, totally sure. I admire that. A little piggy on a mission willing to finish all these delicious treats.

Well then, I'll be happy to watch. Your belly's getting a little bit less taut and much more soft, although its growth is slowing down. So is your eating.

I think you're starting to feel a little bit heavy there. In all aspects. Aren't you, darling? Oh, sweetie pie.

You're starting to get rather full now, aren't you? And you still have more buns to go. Hmm.

You know what? I cannot simply stand all my lovely buns going to waste, especially when they're so fresh out the oven. I think I'll make sure you finish all these delectable little treats.

Now say ah. There you go. Good.

There you go. Just mindlessly chew and swallow. Just fill your greedy little tummy with these lovely confections.

I love how, after a point, you just get lost in the fullness and tautness of a full tummy. The monotony of chewing and swallowing, almost machine-like. You know what you are, don't you, my little piggy? Just give in to the greed and gluttony and just let all these lovely calories completely ravish that little body of yours.

Let it bloat and grow into a tasty little butterball. And wouldn't you know it, thanks to my little encouragements and efficient feeding, you're almost done. But you still have to have that honey bun.

Oh, won't that be lovely? Just shoving the rest of this thick sweet treat and having you lick the frosting from my fingers. Won't that be fun, my little piggy? And just look at how fat and thick and wide your little rump has grown.

Just look at this big, fat butt. Oh, my little fat ass. And just look at that ripple and jiggle.

You have done these buns proud. Maybe you might even become a regular. Oh, sweetie, how else do you think I've gotten so good at feeding? I love playing with my regulars and I always make sure I got a fresh, fluffy set of buns for them.

My customers only deserve the best. Like you, my sweet, sweet little butterball. Oh, and would you look at that? This batch is all done.

But you still have one little sweet treat left. Like the cherry on top. Maybe I should even put a lovely little cherry on your honey bun.

Now then, say ah. Oh, come now, darling. With all the big words that you were talking, I'm sure you can open your mouth wider than that.

Open it as wide as you can. Now eat. Oh, I'm sorry if I was a little bit forced towards shoving this honey bun in your face, but I want to make sure that my piggy endures their just desserts.

Right, my little butterball? There, just munch down your last final little treat. And I do see that my fingers have gotten a bit sticky from feeding you all them words.

When you're done with that, be sure to lick the frosting from my fingers, please. There you go, there you go. Such a good piggy.

So, so sweet and full of all my bacon. There you go, just lick them clean, piggy. Lick my fingers clean.

All the way down to the fingertips. And suck harder on them like you mean it. There you go, there you go.

Now then, I'm sure after nomming down all those thick, heavy buns, you're certainly going to want to have a little bit of a nap. Well, I'm sure the rest of my patients will understand, especially since that's what this here bakery is known for. The fact that you've become such a beached whale might be encouraging everybody else.

Oh, how wonderful it is when customers come in and make them into a bit of a competition of who can get the biggest. So, such, such sweeties. But anyways, you can go relax, sleep off this lovely, lovely calorie-ridden feast, and try to waddle or roll yourself home.

Doubt you can even fit through the front door, though. Looks like you'll be here for a while. And don't you fret, my darling, I'm sure I'll be having plenty of buns for you when you wake up again.