❤️ 🏹 Wanna Trade V-Cards? 🏹 ❤️ (F4M) (Friends to Lovers) (Surprising You with a Cupid Costume) (We're Both Virgins) (Wanna Change That?)

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I know you're in there you perverted virgin I can see your lights are on I'm not going away because I'm on a mission don't you want to know what that mission is open the door and you'll find out no you need to open the door because I'm scantily clad and this apartment complex is sketchy help me I do not wish to be a statistic and a happy Valentine's to you too hello why you can just call me Cuban mm-hmm slutty slutty Cuban how do you do I would have thought that obvious it's Valentine's Day and I'm a consumer whore well I figured I had two options stay home and be sad or confuse you with a sexy outfit I chose correctly that gorgeous confused face with every penny are you going to let me in well they had a sexy Cupid but I was like I am NOT paying this amount of money just to be sexy I wish to be a whore I feel I have to lure I am dressed perfectly acceptable for the day I'm a Cuban of course can you not tell by my wings and my dress and oh my bow and arrow no the question is well why not why exactly do only couples get to celebrate today if I want to be a consumer whore I will be a consumer whore uh-uh capitalism has no marital status if you are single and willing to spend coin you are allowed hence I'm you Cupid no are you not even gonna applaud me look how ridiculous and beautiful I look do you know how long it's been getting ready you will look and I will twirl and you will say very good very good I'm twirling what do you think thank you slutty and pretty is what I was going for hmm I'm ridiculous what about you imagine being a nihilist and still choosing to be miserable I could never excuse me yes I am coming through cuz I'm a girl on a mission so what's going on you mr. misery guts hauling yourself away closing your eyes and ears to opportunity that will never do hmm I can see that um why are you being miserable well there's no need to be okay enough with the self-pity more with the self-love you are being all miserable it's boring why do you want to be boring especially when you could be ridiculous stupid and enjoying your friend and her stupid costume I am here to cheer you up and to make a proposition please sit I feel this needs to be a sitting conversation okay um you remember how I'm a virgin well I am and remember how I know you're a virgin hmm any chance you feel like changing that well you see I'm a believer in manifest destiny why wait for Prince Charming when you can go down besides men take so long getting ready do I sound drunk no alcohol is disgusting I am NOT drunk I am pumped with purpose I'm asking if you want to lose your virginity with me well why not you're my friend I trust you besides you're pretty we do not subscribe to the theory that genders have set adjectives you are pretty I'm gorgeous and handsome and really special so I think I would enjoy fucking you thoughts have you gone into shock or just processing ah have a loose respect for moral decorum yes out of my mind no not yet what is so ridiculous about treating this like a proposal well this seems more hygienic practical and potentially enjoyable than a one-night stand well I don't think you're lazy you practice basic hygiene and uh you seem very fuckable aren't those things we look for in a romantic partner you can't really have been that surprised by this no not if you search your mind I have mentioned Valentine's all of 10 times in the last few days I've leaned against you I've stroked your arm I've even given you kisses on the cheek there's friendly and then there's prepare I'm going to hit on you I forget your dance okay um I'm trying to sleep with you because I want to and I know you're conscious about being virgin even though it's ridiculous not you're feeling societal pressure so why not kill two birds with one stone and have sex with me are you offended disgusted then shocked why are you shocked am I hideous well it seems like a rhetorical question but I don't know maybe a fat ass and good tits isn't your type I don't like to presume so I'm not hideous well that is good to know excuse me why Stan stretch so innocently and oh oh excuse me oh I just somehow felt that sitting on you would be comfier I don't I don't know hmm that's the thing I'm not playing a game or a prank or joke I would like to have sex with you and if I can be so forward I think you'd enjoy having sex with me mm-hmm I haven't had any practice no but I do enjoy porn and not the hentai kind of porn they're realistic oh this is what a penis looks like porn mm-hmm I've never given a blow job but I have practiced on my dildos and my clenching is impeccable hmm late nights practice fingers and orifices you understand maybe it's the autism or maybe I just don't want to play shy I'm not shy especially not with people I like mm-hmm was that a problem you don't need me to be shy well that's a relief pretending I don't know what I like and where goes what not my style I can however tell you exactly what I like at what's being and when to stop mm-hmm just to be clear I don't want you to feel that I'm coursing you into this so if you do say no I will not shout at you get angry or retract our friendship mm-hmm again not my style and uh I'm not a piece of shit I know my worth if you don't want to fuck me I won't take it personal oh I don't really have any other candidates in mind but uh I could just lose my virginity to myself narcissism or self-esteem it's anybody's guess is it okay to kiss you on the cheek probably should have asked that beforehand are you okay sure you look like you want more do you want more am I gonna have to prove to you that I'm not joking I'm more than happy to do what's so unbelievable that I dressed up in a Cuba costume and came to seduce you what's so unbelievable about that.