Waking Up Together

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I don't care. It's too early to be awake. Why? Why does the morning come so early? At least I don't have to get up.

You know what? Did we? It really did happen.

It really did. I can't believe it. This is.

.. This is unbelievable. Look at her.

She's so beautiful. Oh my gosh, I can't believe last night happened. Now all I want to do is just.

.. Just look at her. Still sleeping there next to me.

It's so beautiful. This is too good to be true. I didn't plan for any of this.

It was supposed to just be a fun night out bowling. It turned into. ..

To this. Oh my gosh. It's a dream come true.

Hey. Good morning. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to wake you up. No, I didn't. Oh, you were so.

.. So cute. And.

.. And you whispered my name in your sleep. And I just couldn't.

.. I couldn't. ..

Not kiss you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

.. I didn't mean to wake you. Go back to sleep.

Really? Really? No, no, no.

No, don't let me interrupt your rest. Seriously? Seriously? Go back to sleep.

It's okay. Hmm. Why are you not asleep? I told you to go back to sleep.

Can you sleep with your eyes open? And look me in the face. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to wake you. Can I make it up to you? No.

Maybe with some more kisses. Some more kisses. No.

It's not about what I want. It's about what you want. No, I don't want to kiss you.

Okay, I want to kiss you. But this is. ..

No, it's completely altruistic. Hmm. Kisses are for you.

No, I couldn't believe it either. I thought it was a dream. A really, really good dream.

Well, you kept going on and on about that one girl. And. ..

Well, the only part of this I planned was getting you jealous enough to admit the crush we both knew you had. Hmm. No, I'd already given you a re-indicator.

So you're at it the only way that you didn't know I had a crush. Uh, no. I was practically shouting it.

I can't help that if you didn't notice. Come here. Hmm.

Hmm. You're so beautiful. So beautiful.

It's true. No, it's not just because I woke up next to you. I'm not trying to sweet-talk you now.

Well, maybe I am. Are you saying you want me to stop? Hmm.

Okay, I won't stop then. You're just gonna have to get used to me telling you how beautiful you are. You can stop pouting right now, though.

Because I told you I'm not gonna stop. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Did you plan any of this? I know you were way too flustered.

Well, to be fair, I just tricked you into confessing your crush. Hmm. You made me a very happy boy last night.

When you told me that you loved me, when you told me that I was always on your mind. Because you're always on mine. Mm-hmm.

Every minute of every day. Darling, I've loved you for years. We've been best friends for for five years.

That entire time I just wanted you to be mine. Longer than that, even. Yeah.

Well, how long ago did we meet? Hmm. Six years? Yeah.

It was six years. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Now you can jump on me and give me kisses anytime you want. Mm. I'm your boyfriend now.

I do have to admit that I'm a little bit sad. By this, by all this. Because we're not friends anymore.

Well, of course we're not friends. So yeah, we turned that corner. Now we're boyfriend-girlfriend.

That's more than just friends. That's lovers. So come here, lover.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. You're everything I've ever wanted. And you're more than I've ever deserved.

I know you don't see it that way, but this is my place. So my rules. Mm-mm, bite it all you want.

Stop it. No. No, stop.

Uh. Mm. Actually, don't stop.

You can snuggle into me all you want. Well, no, trying to tickle me, that's what you need to stop. Snuggle up on me.

Let's get some more of that. Right up over here. Come here.

Mm. Mm. Cut a lock.

We'll be engaged in three, two, one. Mm. Just trying to get out of this.

Hm. Mm. We gotta cut a lock here.

But seriously, why not? We don't have to get up. Who says we have to get up? It doesn't matter.

No, the chores can take care of themselves tomorrow. Mm. I promise they'll do it themselves.

The dishes take care of themselves around here. Seriously. I put them in the sink, and they appear in the cupboards clean.

Nuh-uh. You're not doing my dishes. No, they clean themselves.

Promise. I know. Maybe you're way too good to me.

Mm. Thank you for always looking out for me. Mm.

And thanks for loving me in spite of myself. Heh heh. Mm.

Mm. Thank you for always being. ..

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. For always being there and ready to listen and ready to support me. Mm.

Darling, you are my best friend. And now you're my girlfriend. Mm.

And that makes me one happy boy. Mm. No, we don't have to get up.

Mm-mm. No. I refuse to admit it.

I am going to deny hunger. I do not need to eat. Mm.

You heard that, did you? Mm. Mm.

I don't want to get up. I'm not pouting. Who's pouting? I don't even know how to pout.

I am not. See, you're good at that. You make a good pouting face.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

I know. I know. I know.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

I love you. I've loved you for so long. And when I.

.. when I finally accepted that. ..

that you were not going to admit it, that you loved me back, despite, you know. .. No.

You were terrible at hiding it. How do you think I knew? Sweetness, I'm clueless.

Because women. .. women are mysterious and wonderful and dangerous.

You are dangerous. You're not all women, but you. ..

you are. Have you seen where we are? Danger.

Here I am, just trying to go from one day to the next, and. .. and I end up seduced by my best friend.

By my best friend. That's not how I remember it going down. No, you definitely were the one doing the seducing.

Did you try to wiggle out of this cuddle lock? What part of cuddle lock do you not understand? House rules, girl.

I'm not going anywhere. I know, but your attempts to escape are pretty half-assed. I don't think you actually want to go.

That's what I thought, you just wanted to snuggle in closer. I can accommodate that. Have I told you yet how beautiful you are? Oh, I did? Okay, I won't.

.. I won't. ..

I won't repeat myself then. No, I already told you you're beautiful. Don't need to tell you again.

I'm going to tell you every day, though. You're so beautiful. You're so beautiful.

You're everything I've ever wanted and more. No, we do not have to get up. Not now, not ever.

No, we can just call Grubhub or DoorDash or something. We don't have to get up. Well, I don't know.

They. .. Maybe the front door's unlocked, they can come in the window in the living room.

They deliver bedside. If we ask them to, they'll bring the food in. Might even.

.. Might even bring us plates and silverware, too. Got this all figured out.

I don't have any of this figured out. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.