Voice Cracks that make your pussycat wetter than the slime bath Mark Suckerburg emerges from in the morning

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Hello, how are you guys? What is that? What is that intro? Hi, how are you? I'm horny.

This is the first time that I've had a chill day and it's going to be my last chill day for a while because I've got so much work to do. I was like, what do I do? I don't know.

Maybe have a glass of wine and then milk myself, silly. So yeah. By the way, this, I have a gallon bottle of lube, right? I've used two this year, dude.

I've used two gallons of lube, oh god. Okay, given that some was for personal use and some was for, you know, non-recreational use for business purposes, one might say, but, you know, let me shut up. Let me just whip my cock out.

Sorry, I'm forgetting I'm not streaming. I need to stop acting. I need to stop pulling out the stupid voices, my bad.

Okay. Well, here's what you came for, ooh, wet noises. I'm sorry, let me shut up.

I'm sorry, I'm just laughing because I'm like, bro, you were really talking all that dumb shit and you're hard as fuck, huh? Sorry, I'm so confused. Oh my god.

Sorry, this might be like a weird question, but like, it's in, I've had wine and it's like at the top of my head, right? Bro, if you could like fuck yourself, would you? Bro, I hell would.

Imagine what that would sound like. And nobody really knows how to touch yourself like you do, right? Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, fuck. How's this? I'll just grab my fucking tongue.

Force me to stick it out. Let me go loose. Let me go loose.

What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Oh my God.

Have mercy.