Vixen Part 2 [M4F] [Enemies to Lovers] [Hero x Villain] [Spicy] [Flirting] [Light Comedy]
You are the villainess Vixen, known to be able to topple empires with a simple sway of your hips. People assume a lot about you, and you're largely happy to let them. It is a lonely life, though. No one to share your riches with, no one to share a glass of wine with, not even someone to watch memes with. The only company you usually get is in the form of heroes trying to stop you. They're fun, you suppose, but not much different from normal people. Ah well. You're sure the right person will come along eventually. And then he did. One problem: he’s a hero. Written by /u/ItsEsmeJones on Reddit!
Transcript
I have done the dumbest thing I could have possibly have done. The shadows are going to realize what I've done, they're going to know I slept with her, and then they're going to try and use that as an excuse to call down a full class 9 order on her. And even Vixen won't be able to survive.
Oh wow, the sunlight hits you so nicely. Am I going to arrest you now? I guess you do have the handcuffs on still.
You are something else, you know that? How you yawn is super cute. Here I can take those off.
I don't want them to shave after all. I really should arrest you. The longer I go without reporting back, the more suspicious or worried the shadows will get.
The shadows, it's a nice way of saying clandestine neutral agents that interact with both Gabe and Carl, heroes and villains, yadda yadda. You present a big problem because your powers are considered large-scale mnematic, meaning you could influence millions of people at once if given the opportunity. Please don't? Making millions of people do embarrassing dances for a few hours sounds funny in principle, but that would potentially include ill people, people who would get hurt, the elderly, and so on and so forth.
Hey, hey, hey, listen, it's going to be okay. Just tell me what's wrong, and I'm sure we can talk it out. You don't really know how to control your powers, really? You make it look so easy, though.
That complicates things by a lot, actually. No, this is serious, this is, like, bad. If you don't fully understand your powers, then the quandary might, uh.
.. Oh, what? You want to get some waffles? Vixen, are you sure? That's a good idea.
Oh, uh, okay, uh, showers, showers good, yeah. See who wants to get my back, Vixen, THE Vixen. She's beckoning me into the shower with her.
Oh no, uh, how do normal people handle this shit? Feels like my heart is going to explode. But maybe, maybe, if I'm careful, I can still make it out of this without anyone getting hurt.
Uh, okay, um, I'm getting in the shower. Hmm? Oh, uh, me? Um, I'm not that interesting.
I'm a class 4 hero named Gradius. My power is being able to win any game at least 5 times. Past 5 wins on any game gets a little squirrely.
Dumb power, right? Yeah, okay, you got me. I did start as a pretty pathetic villain, winning esports games even though I suck at the game.
The shadows reached out and had me play some high stakes card games with spies and dictators and the likes. Get some of our boys and girls out of bad situations by, uh, well, hacks, I guess. Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not my weakness.
How does he know all of my weaknesses? Um, you're really not concerned about me being a hero, huh? Uh, no, no, I mean, you being a villain doesn't bother me, uh, hmm, I just, uh, yeah.
Uh, wow, talking is hard, am I right? Oh, nah, no, I'm definitely not used to talking to people. Even at the hero gym, I'm like the guy in the corner on the treadmill while I game while the others compare their muscle and stuff.
Oh god, uh, please don't purr and raise my muscles, um, I'm actually concerned I'm going to die in this very nice house with you smiling up at me with that coy little grin. Um, I'm meant to be resting here, not, uh, cozying up in the shower after an incredible night followed by, uh, getting waffles. Oh, damn, you do make villainy sound very appealing.
True, uh, getting waffles isn't necessarily evil, I, I guess we're living almost, uh, normally for a brief moment, uh. I am Vixen, do, do you really think I'm Vixen?
-watering second of every track.