Virgin Cockblocked by Fear Preview
If you're a true London Lix fan you know I LOVE virgins and used to have fun sniffing them out & picking them up on nights out to tease and deny...or f*ck & ruin. They are surprisingly easy to find in casinos. Let me recount a story time about a particular event. You're a shy virgin left alone at the Roulette table with me, a gorgeous, confident, flirty, rich woman. I invite you to see my penthouse suite, and you can't believe your luck. Am I...going to take your virginity?! It seems so as I seductively undress and make out with you. The only problem is, instead of being a preemie...your dick isn't cooperating! However will this end?
Transcript
You've always been drawn to confident women, but it's not hard to find a woman who's more confident than you, given that you are a virgin. I seem to want to be wrapping things up now, having milked this casino of thousands of dollars like you wish I would milk your cock. Wait, why is your brain just darting to these places you've got to stop, especially if you're standing any chance of standing up any time soon.
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