Villain Discovers Your Secret [M4A] [Humor] [Closeted Hero] [Supportive Villain]

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Oh you're heading out now it's still quite early well be safe out there yeah have a good night well well look what we have here oh is it a past your bedtime little hero oh please don't bother trying to make up some dumb excuses I would recognize you even without that silly little mask and costume you always wear seriously did nobody ever tell you that spandex and bright colors are a hideous combination I'll have you know that black leather is a long-held tradition among villains it's a completely different process besides both of them are super hot especially one on me oh no idiot I don't just mean temperature I mean you are quite annoying sometimes you know I hope you would be a little less clever if I interrupted you but I suppose even that was too much to hope for though speaking of you're looking pretty flush yourself hmm now what happened you tried to bust some poor loser for jaywalking or worse catch a kid out after curfew oh it's hot out mm-hmm yeah yeah I'm definitely sure it's hot out oh that's why I can see those kiss bumps on your arms right cuz you're warm or and this is just a theory of mine it's not just cuz I'm here hmm am I giving you a little fluttery feelings in your chest hero it's that why you were out and about this lovely evening looking for a partner for some non-heroic types of fun hmm what do I mean well I did see you coming out of that club a few minutes ago hmm man what was the name the rainbow road oh yeah I saw you on your way out it's what made me want to stop and chat for a bit honestly gotta say though I really appreciate the name they choose you would think they would be more worried about stirring up some lawsuit but honestly what else you name a gay bar shove in between two arcades god it's a perfect reference ah and the the drinks aren't bad either there hey hero I don't normally ask this but uh you okay I mean you got really pale and you do kind of look like you're swaying on your feet a bit ah oh you're you're not drunk are you god if you throw up on me I will make our next encounter more of a living hell than any of the other villains can combine I'm sorry no no what do you mean don't tell people what look are the rules on your hero squad really that straight oh god no wonder you guys are so tight I mean if you can't even enjoy a night on the town oh our I mean is it the hookup thing I suppose I could see that one I don't know if it's kind of dumb if you ask me but you know gotta keep up that pure and moral facade for the public right yeah I mean as if the two things are mutually exclusive what do you mean that's not it what's the problem then excuse me oh no no I'm not going to out you why why would I do something like that oh yes you're right I am a villain but god's sake that doesn't mean I don't have standards seriously that is just heinous I mean sure threatening to blow bank great absolutely that's just ground level villain stuff but outing someone that's a whole other realm of evil I am not touching yes I'm serious look I understand I lie a lot but I won't I won't do that when it comes to my standards like I won't mess with someone gender without permission no kids no turkeys and specifically no outing people oh don't ask it's a very very long story oh yeah the gender thing yeah there's a kind of a group of us working on something to help with that it's still a work in progress so yeah just just leave it at that for now oh I am completely serious healthcare in this country is an absolute nightmare if we can use our resources to fuck over some of those insurance companies with a free assisted transition I mean it's still technically villainous to some group of people shut up and don't ever call me that just because we share some views does not make me heroic or good or whatever other gross words you want to use to describe me oh god the thought alone makes me feel weird oh please don't try to start that over analyzing crap now I just saw you coming out of the club and thought it would be fun to tease you honestly I would do the same thing if I saw you buying cucumbers at the grocery store really the location does not matter oh that joke go over your head huh man maybe you are a lot more innocent than I thought oh never mind there's that adorable plus I love so much Wow oh you can really see how red your face gets without all of that mask in the way oh I think I can even see your ears turning red hey I said what I said hero you're already a cutie as is especially out of that costume and no I won't stop saying how ugly it is though when you're all flustered like this mm-hmm God you're downright adorable okay okay I'll I'll stop we'll consider it a favor oh nope too late already mark it in my mental calendar so seriously what brought you to the club tonight meeting up with your partner or little something else hmm ooh did you go on a sweet little date for pride month oh seriously oh no no it's just man going to your first pride event is kind of big deal you've really never been to one before really Wow oh no no no no I I mean it that's honestly a really big milestone hey congrats you uh have a good time while you were there all right okay okay God no I kind of regret choosing to just go for a fly tonight man that sounds amazing hmm oh yeah I've been there for several times in fact remember I did said they had good drinks right you were probably too busy freaking out about getting outed to hear me weren't you my bad my bad yeah I mean did you really think you were the only member of the alphabet mafia that was a super there's like at least a few out heroes and villains around here oh like Captain Chaos or Lady Fate those two take part in the annual pride parade every year yeah some of them just show up to show support but plenty more are out and proud especially since pride fest is kind of considered a neutral ground for everyone I mean don't get me wrong motorcycles and bullhorns are.