UwU, What's Dis? My Mate?!!! [M4A] [Were-UwU Speaker] [Yandere?] [Lots Of UwU Speech] [Joke Script?]

Transcript

Oh, uh, is someone at the door? Oh, babe, uh, you brought the coat I left outside. Uh, that's, that's fantastic.

Just uh, just leave them on the couch. Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm just getting ready. Ready for bed? I, I stuck my toe.

Nothing's wrong. No, no, no, I mean, I mean you don't need to check on me, I'm practically in bed already, you can just go. Oh, hey honey, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm tied down.

And I promise there is a very good reason. I just, I just need you to, uh, come back tomorrow. Tomorrow, just come back tomorrow.

You, you don't have time for questioning, just go. Just go. Boys, what? What's this? My mate is here to play? Oh, I'm tied up.

Oh, don't worry mate, I can't wait. These are my gloves. See? All free.

Now, we can play. And I know exactly what game to play first. Oh, which game? Oh, oh, my favorite one, of course.

Tickles. Pounces on you. And now I can rub your belly.

Oh. You're not laughing, why aren't you laughing? If you won't play my game, I'll, I'll have to punish you.

That's what I want. Now give me squishes. Your squishes are very good.

I could let you scratch me forever. Why so scared? I don't want to hurt you, I just want to play.

I can see you don't like this game. So we can play something else. Let's play hide and seek.

You hide first. Close your eyes. What comes after five? Four, five, five, one, five, two, eight, nine, and ten.

Ready or not, here I come. Are you behind me, everyone? Are you under the couch? Are you inside the cabinet that could be the oven? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I could smell you. I knew where you were the whole time. Now that I taught you, I get to eat.

And I'm very, very hungry. Hey, stop yelling. Stop, stop.

Now you have to go make tuna. Yes, tuna. I am very, very hungry.

And you lost the game. Stop asking questions. It's tuna time.

We will keep all the tuna on the top shelf. So I can't get to eat. But you're tall, so you can reach it.

Now go. Faster. Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.

Come on, I'm hungry. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry. Going as fast as you can.

Yes, I can make you go faster. I'll scratch you. That's right, scratch you.

And I'll keep doing it if you don't go faster. So unless you want to be a scratching post, hurry up. No, don't need any meal.

Just give me the tuna. Oh. Oh, okay.

Not all done for you, silly. I want more pets and warm blankets. You're coming with me.

Come on. Here, lay on the bed. And I'll wuzzle you.

Your neck is so smooth. I just want to get myself all over it. That way, everyone will know you're mine.

All mine. Hold me and give me pets. Or I'll bite you.

Very, very frightening. Yay, good pets. Tasty food and nice meat.

And good pets. Hmm. Scratches you.

Your pets are too good. Don't want them anymore. Stay still.

Why? Well, I like your neck so much that I decide I need to feel more here. So, we're gonna seal this up.

There. Now we're both inside. And you're so warm.

Wuzzle, wuzzle, wuzzle, wuzzle. You're so warm. Could just fall asleep.

Now, I'm going to make a rhythm cat. Don't move or I'll. ..

.. .moll you. Such a obedient little.

.. .. .cat.

Oh, fuck. My head. Did I get into the tumor? Oh, honey.

Why. .. Why am I in your shirt? Oh, no, no, no.

Please. Please tell me that your coming over was just a nightmare. Baby, please.

Don't tell me you were actually here all night. That's it. That's not good enough.

Did I do anything lewd while I was. .. ..

.while I was out? No? Really?