All sexy motherfuckers, please report to the living room. That's all sexy motherfuckers, please report to the living room. Yes, now please.
Because some of us are doing something questionable and we would like an audience. Mm-hmm Don't worry not going to jail questionable just you know socially morally ethically Exactly all the baby ones come on Honey if I know you I know you And if I know you you like to move and move it And if I know me I like it when you move and move it vamos Bitch I said what I said, I'd rather have you come here instead Come you have been summoned By the demon how which that is your girlfriend to come Follow the sound of the unhinged lady Mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm Three two one Hello Mm-hmm Congratulations you have indeed fucked around and found out Mazeltov So Will I do How does Amazon's finest live up Wow Well as cloaks go Nothing, it's pretty good but I am NOT a connoisseur of the war of stars, so please Critique me away Yeah Well, what do you mean I'm just casually wearing a Jedi cloak Mm-hmm Nothing suspicious here Just me taking a casual interest in your interest Well what are hyming this girlfriends for Exactly So homey one Any thoughts No Not a single solitary thought about me wearing a Jedi cloak Oh That was a waste of $40 Okay, if you want me to be truthful I really just wanted to pull up my hood and say Anakin start panicking we don't have a planet can Praise me for trying to indulge your Star Wars fetish Mm-hmm Am I a good girl? Mm-hmm.
I know I'm the best Also Also also also Doesn't Anakin have like a Robot arm Well Why Because it's the easiest cosplay in the world for me. Don't you understand? How could you hide such information? Uh very crucial information in fact Because you have two weaknesses Star Wars and women in cosplay Help a girl out God didn't birth me with a stump so I could not take advantage of it You gotta work with your parameters When life gives you a stomp fuck your boyfriend in a Jedi cloak look It makes total sense, and I love you, too Thank you girlfriend.
You are so wise And sexy and smart and stumpy I Am in Jedi robes a Friday afternoon Trying to get you to fuck me Do I look like I'm joking No, so tell me more and kiss me Okay cool Okay, tell me more About Anakin ah Ah So I can study him Therefore I can assimilate therefore I can turn you on Because I love you, and if fucking me and Star Wars get up gets you there and I support that May I wouldn't even call it a sacrifice One of the many nuances of modern love Mm-hmm, I love you, too Excuse them How do you know so little about fandoms I Would be a gender bent Anakin Oh I know things We bisexuals have dark powers Mm So Thus far I have moody dark broody. It has a prosthetic arm got that covered cloak medium length hair I'm good to go Because it's so refreshing to have an easy cosplay Do you know how long it takes to braid your hair put on a gold bikini make yourself all sexy and it's like no cloak and hand bitch I'm done Mm-hmm We're laughing this is not a joke Mm-hmm I will fuck you I will Hmm with your consent cuz that's very important Do you consent Then I will I will fuck you Oh Baby I can be as committed as you want me to be You underestimate my power This Anakin might have special needs Doesn't that make it harder Oh Please send master So in this scenario are you only one You flaky flake you just want to be you I I Am putting in effort research performance and you just go I'm perfect Well, if I didn't agree I'd be very insulted As it turns out I find you infinitely more fuckable than only one Oh You have an idea Well, let me hear Mm-hmm You don't want to fuck Anakin Even with all this angst to play with Your loss Okay, what do you want to do that Mm-hmm So you want me to just be some random sexy horny Jedi I Can do that What else do you want Yeah I'm gone. I'm all yours Oh You want me to choke you No, no, I uh, I Just never choked someone before so it's like ah why Oh like Darth Vader Okay So what you want me to like pretend to choke you or.