Unwrapping Your Christmas Present - FREE PREVIEW!
Link to the full audio: https://ohcleo.com/post/clbybc2363458721ijwcyefbt40 You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what's underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by excitement and anticipation? Or do they take their time and appreciate the wrapping paper, study the package, try to figure out what's inside before they gently start opening the tape? It occurs to me that since this is our first Christmas together, I don't actually know this detail about you. You've never unwrapped me before, since we haven't made love yet, so what better way to get to know you better than by giving you the best gift possible to unwrap - me?
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I see you've found my note, well come in. This is our first date in weeks because our schedules have been so crazy and I wanted to do something special. I was Christmas shopping on my lunch break today because it's sneaking up on us entirely too quickly, it's like next week.
And I was looking at wrapping paper and something occurred to me. I don't know whether you're the type of person who rips open the wrapping paper as soon as you're handed the gift, tearing into it, not caring about the color or the pattern or whether it rips the box underneath. You just want to get into it as quickly as possible so you can enjoy the gift.
You know, fast and aggressive. Or are you the type of person that takes their time, appreciates the pattern, appreciates the paper, slides your fingers under the flaps to release the tape, pulls it back gently to slowly reveal what's inside, savoring the anticipation. This is our first Christmas together and I have no idea.
It made me curious. It made me want to find out and I don't want to wait until next week. And that made me think about something else we've been waiting for.
So I decided to give you your Christmas gift tonight. Mm-hmm. Hence the candles and the note and me on the bed.
Come here. Lay with me. Hi.
How was your day? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Well, I want to give you your Christmas gift and. .. Ta-da! I'm it.
Mm-hmm. We are both very, very busy people. We work a lot.
We have a lot going on. And we haven't necessarily made the time to focus on certain parts of our relationship, which means there are things that we've never actually done. And that's a travesty.
So, to answer the wrapping paper question, I figured we could, you know, kill two birds with one stone. Mm-hmm. If you look closely, the nightgown I'm wearing has little candy canes and little Christmas lights in the pattern.
And it has this lovely bow thing over here from where it's crossed over and tied. Mm-hmm. I thought you could show me how you unwrap your gifts while you unwrap me.
Mm-hmm. What do you think? Best Christmas ever.
I will take it. Mm-hmm. Oh.
Mm. Um. Lay back.
Okay. Mm. You like running your hands over the paper, feel the texture, feel how soft it is.
Usually how smooth, but in this case, soft. Mm-hmm. You like to feel and try to guess what's underneath the paper before you open it.
Are you one of those people that likes to guess and see if you're right? Likes to weigh it and listen to it. Mm-hmm.
Well, what do you feel? Ha. Ha.
Yes, two little hard nubs right there. Ah. Mm.
Mm-hmm. Yes, you're getting quite familiar with those with your fingers. Mm.
Ah. Mm. They are getting harder as you touch them.
Oh, really? It's making a good sound when you do that. Is that a clue? Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Yeah, the sound gets louder when you pinch them. Good to know. Mm-hmm.
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