Hey, I'm not sure how to say this. You seem a bit nervous. What's up? Oh.
Oh. Oh. Okay.
Slow down, slow down. Yeah, I've had a crush on you too the whole time. God, we're so blind.
What the fuck? So, um. Yeah.
Yeah, let's do that. Oh my god, I've wanted to for so long. Yes, yes, I have thought of you.
Well, Jesus Christ. Fuck you. Suck my dick.
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Suck my dick.
I can't take that seriously. I just can't. Yes, I have rehearsed this in my head a million times.