Unexpected Parting Gifts - More Than Meets the Eye, Episode Four

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Being alone isn't the end of the world, you know. I still had fun. I mean, more fun than if I'd had somebody that I don't get along with hanging around the whole time I was here, right?

What? I'm sorry, that's not really your business. Do you want to, like, control your husband, please? It's not that I have no one.

It's that I am no longer with the wrong one. Why is that so hard to understand? No, that's, that's not a thing.

Being with someone like that is not better than being by yourself. What the fuck kind of Neanderthal are you? Why are you even here? I mean, your wife is the bridesmaid.

That's nothing to do with you. Uh-huh. See, she would have been better off coming alone.

Oh, good comeback. Is that all you can come up with, bitch? Mm-hmm.

Look, I don't have to justify myself to you. I don't even fucking know you. Why do you think I have to tell you anything? Why am I even engaging in this conversation? Anyway, I'm done with you.

Oh, really? Uh-huh. You think it's pathetic that I didn't even pick up anybody while I was here? How do you know that? Were you with me 24-7? Were you spying on my room? Yeah, mind your own fucking business, please.

Mm-hmm. Oh my god. At least now that the wedding's over, I don't have to put up with you anymore.

Really? Bravado to cover the fact that I can't get a man? What the fuck? What is this, the 1950s? Wow.

You and my ex would have got along really well. Yeah, being alone is a choice. It's not something you do just because you have to.

Fuck tired. I can't even. Like, you are not sitting anywhere near me on the plane, I hope.

Because if so, your ass is going out the emergency exit, I don't care. Uh-huh. Say one more thing to me, I swear to god security is going to be all over us.

Why? Oh my god, you are too fucking dumb to function. Why am I engaging? Okay, I'm done.

I'm done with you. Yeah, Spinster. Wow, how old are you, grandpa? Yeah, men find me attractive.

Thanks. They do. I don't have to justify that to you, just because you're half fucking blind.

I don't know how you put up with him. Like, honestly, how do you sit there and take that? Well, I'm glad he's nice to you.

Oh, hey. You just keep popping up on me, don't you? Oh, oh.

What the hell are you doing? Yeah, I don't need your help. I can deal with the pompous asshole by myself.

It is more fun this way, yes. Um, what? Sorry, did we not say the gate? Sorry, it's been a long couple of days.

I thought we did. You're right. You're right, we did say we would meet right outside security.

Um, anyway, I'm not even getting into this. This is not worth my time, so I'm gonna go, because, you know, I have better things to do, clearly. And you might want to pick your jaw up off the floor.

I hear the floors here aren't that sanitary. Yeah. Ready to go? Thanks.

How much of that did you catch? I don't understand these fucking assholes. Being alone is not a stigma.

It's a fucking choice. I mean, yeah, I was whining last night that I was lonely, but I was just at a fucking wedding and having a moment. But that doesn't mean my entire fucking life choices are based on being lonely, because I'm actually not.

That guy's a douche. Oh my god. And to say that I'm not attractive and that's why I'm alone? What the fuck is that? I can't even.

Anyway. Okay, I have to, like, calm down. I'm just gonna duck into the ladies room here for a second and get my shit together, okay? I'll be right back.

What the? This is the ladies room at the airport. What the fuck are you doing? Okay, now we're in the big stall at the end, which I believe is for people in wheelchairs.

So why are we? This is so bad. What are we doing? You could wait out there, I'll only be a minute.

How do you know I don't have to, you know, use the facilities? No, it's fine. I just needed a minute to get my shit together.

It's fine. Um, by the way, quick question. Why are you at the fucking airport? Do you just randomly pop up everywhere I am? That's a little weird.

What? You're going home? Don't- wait.

Okay, you said you were staying at the hotel, but I assumed you were just kind of living there. What? You're kidding.

You're on vacation? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, what? You're a stripper.

Is this like a work trip? You're not a stripper. You're not an escort all the time? Wow, I'm confused.

You go on vacation and do that while you're on vacation, because it's fun. How long have you been here? A month? Dude, how do you get that much time off? You know, I don't want to know.

I don't want to know. Anyway, um, so you're going back to reality today, just like me. Interesting.

Just out of curiosity, what made you land on, you know, stripper and escort as fun? Why didn't you take the cocktail route and be like a bartender or something? It seems a lot less risky.

Fair enough. You do get to sleep with all kinds of women. That's a hot dive.

It's skeevy, but okay. I think I just need a minute to process that. Fuck, this day just keeps getting weirder.

You need to stop doing that. No, I don't. I don't want you to stop doing that.

It's a fucking bathroom. No, I've never thought about having sex in a public bathroom. Have you? Wait, don't answer that.

I don't want to know. One final goodbye, huh? I see.

Well, you know what? Who knows when I'm going to get to do that again. So sure.

Absolutely. How do you want to do this? Up against the wall.

It's probably the most sanitary place. Um, all right, pants down. Are we actually doing this? We're actually having sex in a bathroom stall at the airport? Okay, okay, okay.

Um, so you're just gonna, what, lift me? Oh, yep, you're gonna lift me. And what, you're just gonna put it in? I'm probably still wet from this morning.

Seem to remember your face down there for a long ass time. Uh, here, let me, let me, um, let me guide you in. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm just rubbing the tip of you against my pussy.

You're so warm. Mm, I'm so smooth. Yeah, I'm not too heavy, am I? Okay, okay, here we go.

You ready? Now, we can't exactly be loud because, you know, there are people out there. It's a fucking bathroom at the airport, so let's be a little bit discreet, okay? Okay, all right, here we go.

Uh, uh, uh, oh, fuck. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, god. We just had sex, like, six hours ago. Oh, and I, oh, I want you again.

How is it possible? Oh, yes, such nice, deep strokes. I love my legs wrapped around your waist as you push into me.

Mm, yeah, yes, yes, yes. I'm trying to be quiet, but it feels so good. It feels so good.

Good. Oh, god. Oh, god.

Oh, yes, I'm speeding up. You should be, too. You need to speed up.

Come on, come on. I can't do this by myself. Please.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, yes, yes, yes. Harder, harder. Fucking shove me into the wall.

Yes. Fuck me. Fuck, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, you're so neat. Oh, make me take it all. Yes.

Oh, shove me into the wall and make me take every inch of you, yes. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, you feel so good. Oh my God, you feel so good. You feel so good.

Oh, yes, yes. More, more, more, more, more. God.

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this almost feels as good as when you fucked me from behind flat on my stomach. He spread me wide.

He just slid inside me. Yes, yes, yes. Oh God, oh God, yes.

Look, I'm trying to be quiet. I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, please, please.

Oh, yes, make me come, make me come, please. Yes, oh, shove me into this wall and make me come. Yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to miss this cock.

Oh, fuck yes, I'm going to miss this cock so much. Oh, are you getting anywhere? Close, please.

Yes, I wondered if you're getting tighter inside of me. Please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please. Oh, no, I'm not going to be loud.

I can't be loud. I can't be loud. I can't be loud.

I can't be loud. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm going to go.