I've been asked to shame someone into circumcising as an adult because only normal guys are cut!
Oh my god! Eww! Why aren't you circumcised? Ugh.
Why didn't you go to the doctor as soon as you realized your penis isn't normal? You don't have to leave it like that. You can still have a normal penis.
Oh, so they had this weird idea that because it's not technically medically necessary that you should be the one to decide? But what is there to actually decide? Just decide to be normal already.
Don't misunderstand me. I would never shame anything about your actual penis. You just need the extra skin trimmed back.
It's part of what needs to be done to tidy things up down there for guys. Look, you trim your pubes nicely. Why can't you see how desperately you need your extra skin trimmed to tidy up too? Ugh.
It's disgusting. There's so much excess. It needs to be cut so that it stays neatly back behind the head, and so it tightens up nicely when you get hard.
It's basic grooming. Don't you realize how weird it is that your skin wasn't simply cut for you? The longer you leave it like this, the weirder it makes you for not doing anything about it.
What do you mean it's not excess? Don't you understand what needs to be done to your penis to make it normal? All that skin getting over the head, it needs to be cut off.
Look, if I push your excess back, this is how your skin would be if you were normal. They strip back the skin like this and they cut it to make it stay. You don't need skin to protect the head of your penis? You're a man.
You aren't supposed to let your parts hide away under a hood like a clit. Why would you even want that? That's so embarrassing.
Oh, none of the other guys have skin getting in the way of things touching their sensitive parts. If you were normal, you wouldn't even know what it's like to put things away. Your sensitive parts would just stay naked.
Look, you can either get used to feeling the head exposed like a normal guy, or you can go on having a weird cock that no girl is going to want to touch. Now, put it away. I'm not touching a cock that doesn't even meet the most basic expectations of being presentable.