Two Jerking Hands by Ken Murdock // TEASER

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Oh, Jesus, fuck. Look at this old guy going at it, pounding that twink's ass like there's no tomorrow while his wife watches. Oh, hey, you're here.

Yeah, I asked you to come in because it's boring as fuck editing this shit alone. You bring the stuff? Oh, hell yeah.

That's the good stuff. Oh, it's all rolled already, huh? You know what the lady's like.

Oh, fuck, that's strong. Huh? No, no, just you might as well sit down and stay.

I'm almost done with this one. Honestly, if I remember, he only lasts like five more. Yep.

There he goes. Starting strong lasts only 30 seconds. And then his wife pegs that that kid, that one right there.

Yeah, he pegs his his ass. Yeah. Do you ever go in for that sort of thing, you know, watching, pegging all the above? No.

Come on, your life can't be that boring. What's the dirtiest thing you've done? Circle jerk.

Anal beats. Golden shit. Hey, hey, whoa.

No judgment here. You should see my resume. That's it? No, no, no.

Tell me more. Come on. Come on.

Oh. You live in Ruanipur and you've just done vanilla? Really? Oh, man.

Slip the whore in this next video. I'm putting on 1500 baht and she'll rim you while jerking you off. Watch.

Yeah. You know, I hear her cousin has this, like, crazy trick where she mounts it on her head and she's like, hey, you know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? Listen.

Her cousin has this, like, crazy trick where she mounts your cock and kind of like cirque do so fucking lays herself backwards and sucks your sack while she's doing it. You gotta pay ten times her cousin charges for a rimmie if you want that shit though. You know, it honestly makes me wish I had a dick so I could just kind of feel what's that.

Like. Without needing the two girls, you know? No.

Hey wait. Here. Look.

This one. This guy. Puts his leg up on the bed.

And she starts rimming him. Huh? Oh.

I don't know. They might be Czech. I'm not really sure.

I mean. Honestly. If it's a white dude in this city, odds are they're working for Bella Laika.

That's where all this is from. She has me editing these and going over them to either sell or, well, in her case, use as blackmail. That stack of DVDs is from all the shit in Moscow.

There's a fuck ton of gay porn in there with like politicians, military officials who get off on it, despite the whole, like, right suppression thing. I don't know. My stance on it is this.

Let people do their own fucking thing, you know? Just you wanna fuck, let them fuck. Besides, that's the world we live in nowadays.

Stay the fuck out of everybody else's business is how I feel about it. Two dudes clapping cheeks never hurt anyone. Two women? Even better.

Daisy Chains can be dangerous, though. Keep my word for it.