Two in the Closet [M4M] [Coming Out] [Confession] [First Kiss] [Pinning] [MLM] [Mature Language]

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Where in hell have you disappeared off to? I've checked behind every plant and curtain, and I still can't find you. I get these things aren't your thing, but, like, hiding isn't exactly a good way to face your fears.

Oh, hold on a minute. Medicine! Yeah, stop throwing it back on the table, you're, you're gonna break it.

Well, I wish I could join you, but I gotta hunt down my friend. Yeah, yeah, right back at you. Right, uh, where have you gotten that arm? Are you in the bathroom? Nope, nope, nope, just two people kissing.

Look, just use a condom, okay? We don't want any new babies. Yeah, yeah, have fun, you two.

Right, are you in the other bathroom? Oh, nope, uh, that's one ugly fool. Might use it later.

Look, I'm trying to find you, okay? It's not my fault you can't fit that tiny butt of yours into anywhere. Is that your mind, too? Okay, I think I found the stairs.

This house is too big. Do you think if we end up living together we could afford a house like this? Or, uh, would you rather live in a tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere? Or, mind the second option, only if we get Wi-Fi.

I finally found the bedrooms. If you're one of these, I hope you're in a really comfy one. Wanna grab a good room before that couple I saw in the bathroom want a more, uh, convenient place to fuck?

Maybe you're in this bedroom closet. I found you. Thought you were going to be in the closet.

You always like hiding in these. I mean, I got why, though. It's stuck away from all the noise down there, which I totally get, because it is hectic down there.

In a day, they're normal students. By party time, they've turned into full-on delinquents. I mean, some of them are delinquents 24x7, but you get what I mean.

I know, I ramble too much. I mean, what's so bad about this party in particular that you had to leave me to suffer with the hooligans downstairs? I know these parties aren't your thing, but you usually last about, like, 20 minutes before you tug on my arm and demand we go home to play Mario Kart and order a pizza.

Come on, open up. I've been your friend for as long as I learn how to swear. So, spell.

Hmm, alright. Man, that is rough. Hang on, let me get this right.

It is just now coming to you that we're different? You're dumber than I am. Okay, okay, okay.

Back to serious. I'm sorry. I know we're, like, different to these people, but that's the point.

We observe them as to gossip about them later while we avoid them in the hallways. I would much rather we lay low as those nerds that attend parties. Okay, okay, look, just calm down.

Breathe. Deep breath in. And out.

There you go. Without passing out till the exams, okay? Just calm down for a moment and stay in the closet.

I'll try to hunt you down a non-alcoholic drink, okay? Okay, stay put and, uh, here. Your switch.

I brought it in case this happens. Alrighty. One orange juice with nothing else in it.

Now, all this we-don't-fit-in stuff can be put on play. And I am sitting down and ready to hear you. In three, two, one, and go.

You're. .. You're gay.

What? Look, of course I don't feel any differently towards you. Whatever makes you think I would? Look, I watch Madison do body shots off a girl's ass.

And will I still discuss poetry with her? Of course I will. Look, sit still.

You've stuck by my side when I went through my emo phase. And through my. ..

I'm a badass Mario Kart player despite losing every time we race. Um. ..

I'm trying to make a point. I'm trying to make a point. You know, I wear jumble when I get nervous.

What I'm trying to say is that I'm also gay. We're two gays sitting in a closet right now and I'm desperately not want to make a joke. Just, you know, me gay, you gay, two gays in a closet.

Yep. Oh, occupied. Go, find somewhere else to make out or screw.

Yes, it's occupied. It's. ..

Look, get out of the closet. We need to sound like we're making out or else. ..

.. .the two lovebirds on the other side will break the door. ..

.. .and we'll have to find somewhere else to have our coming out session. That was.

.. I. ..

I. .. I don't.

.. No, let me. ..

Let me put you closer, okay? You're up against the door and I guess we just kiss. Don't wash out on me.

Just close your eyes and I'll make it quick, okay? It's. ..

It's also weird for me too, okay? Just shut up and close them eyes. Okay.

Oops. Yeah. I think we.

.. Yeah. Success in making them walk away.

Now. .. We can get back to coming out.

At least we're not in the closet anymore. I guess I can do that. I.

.. Fuck. I didn't.

.. I didn't think you were the aggressive type. No, no, no.

Should I. .. Should I mop out or stop talking? I.

.. I. ..

I. .. I.

.. I. ..

Best closet experience ever. I was. ..

I was scared to tell you that I was both gay and into you. I thought it was kinda obvious and once I said it, you would leave me to suffer through these parties alone. It was.

.. It was horrible keeping it a secret from you. I just.

.. I just wanted to kiss you and tell you so we could not only become the best couple at parties but like. ..

Also, so I could actually be honest with you again. How long have you liked me for? Really? That was months ago and I can't believe that was when you realized you had feelings for me.

I mean. .. I mean like.

.. Most people realize when the other does something super romantic like. ..

Falling into a pond and their clothes clinging to their chest or. .. Handling out fake goods.

I don't know. But. ..

No, no. Yours was. ..

Yours was when I got my ears pierced at Claire's and let all over the assistant and had console some random kid. Oh, I am 100% judging you. No, no.

No, I guess that's. .. That's fair.

Okay, okay. I know it's cliche so you gotta judge freely card for this but. ..

I. ..